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Politics of cooking for people/eating food people have cooked for you (pg. 11)
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| diggerz |
No, but here's my prognosis...
Slylee appears to be a very aware and smart girl, who usually goes out of her
way when it comes to things like cooking for her bf; evidence of her nice taste for small details, romance and chivalry. Sadly, Slylee seems to me, as the girl that usually falls for a 'gym' guy, the high school quaterback with a 9 to 5 and a B.A from FIU (no offense, really) but you could do so much better..
I'm only busting balls here, only breaking your 'balls'...
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
provided you actually have one dickface:p |
Seriously I hope you're "man" realizes how much of a nut-case you are and ditches you before he commits suicide. |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
my bf and i get in mini arguments because i'll go to give him some head and he'll be like, "nooo baabbyy it's dirty i have to wash up" and i'm like, "wtf no u don't cmere" and he's like pulling his pants up and trying to run away and i'm like, "NOOOO! CMEERRREEEE NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM" :stongue: |
ya this is what i meant sort of
everyone (as an animal) has a natural smell
my bf is CONSTANTLY telling me like "NO don't wear my shirt to bed... it has B.O"
I will literally shove my nose into the arm pit of the shirt and smell nothing
anyways so if you wanted to load on the lube before licking the lollipop then he would think you're repulsed by his natural odour
wasn't referring to bad hygiene. everyone has running water. there is no excuse for that ... whether you are single or attached. You should ENJOY being ing clean |
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| Lira |
| So that's what happens after you invite someone for dinner... |
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| diggerz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
ya this is what i meant sort of
everyone (as an animal) has a natural smell
my bf is CONSTANTLY telling me like "NO don't wear my shirt to bed... it has B.O"
I will literally shove my nose into the arm pit of the shirt and smell nothing
anyways so if you wanted to load on the lube before licking the lollipop then he would think you're repulsed by his natural odour
wasn't referring to bad hygiene. everyone has running water. there is no excuse for that ... whether you are single or attached. You should ENJOY being ing clean |
yeah, but slylee is different. You date frat-metro-fake-blonde males that pay forty bucks for a tony & guy haircut + dye.
I'm surprised he even likes sleeping next to someone other than himself, seeing that he's so delicate towards frivolous like a haircut or 'dirty t-shirts'
Only joking |
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| UWM |
My girlfriend has outstanding culinary skills and I happily eat whatever she serves me without slathering it in unnecessary condiments or seasonings.
I like to consider myself fairly skilled as well, yet no matter what type of steak I prepare / how well it's prepared she will eat it with steak sauce.
That's just the way it is. To get upset over something that trivial is ridiculous. |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by diggerz
yeah, but slylee is different. You date frat-metro-fake-blonde males that pay forty bucks for a tony & guy haircut + dye.
I'm surprised he even likes sleeping next to someone other than himself, seeing that he's so delicate towards frivolous like a haircut or 'dirty t-shirts'
Only joking |
WTF lol
my bf has a natural brown buzz cut that he gets done by some old man for $7 |
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| Slylee |
i guess i will just have to save my fancy cooking for my mom. she always appreciates it and loves it without changing anything.
from now on, when i'm "making dinner" i'm totally showing up with rotisserie chicken and some frozen veggies or something. he's happier than a pig in w/ that sort of stuff.
ps-i would never put sauce on a man's steak:o |
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| diggerz |
I think there's more to this drama that we don't know about...
For unlimited access to "Slylee's World" you must become a monthly-subscriber and pay for the next upcoming chapters...
1. "Weak Sauce" Pt.2 - after the kitchen incident
2. "No sex for a week" pt.1 - Will Colt Johnson survive without the aid of a sorority intern lol |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by diggerz
I think there's more to this drama that we don't know about...
For unlimited access to "Slylee's World" you must become a monthly-subscriber and pay for the next upcoming chapters...
1. "Weak Sauce" Pt.2 - after the kitchen incident
2. "No sex for a week" pt.1 - Will Colt Johnson survive without the aid of a sorority intern lol |
trust me dude it wouldn't be that exciting of a show. lol |
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| JD8180 |
| slylee, you live in south florida. just about EVERYONE douses everything in as much seasoning/sauces as possible. i never knew people considered that rude until now. :p |
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| narcism |
| since when are peppers considered fancy? |
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