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| enydo |
| Hahaha oh boy, I've actually never seen Trainspotting, but that might work. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
Hahaha oh boy, I've actually never seen Trainspotting, but that might work. |
Well? ;) |
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| enydo |
| I'm consuming more wine first. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| Liquid courage! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I don't need more wine! Just something not boring to say in 20 seconds or less. :mad: |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I don't need more wine! Just something not boring to say in 20 seconds or less. :mad: |
"My name is Jenny and I'm a boring loser, therefore I can't come up with anything non-boring to say. *fart*"
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| enydo |
Here Jenny.
Tyrannosaurus (pronounced /tɨˌrænɵˈsɔːrəs/ or /taɪˌrænɵˈsɔːrəs/, meaning 'tyrant lizard') was a genus of theropod dinosaur. The species Tyrannosaurus rex ('rex' meaning 'king' in Latin), commonly abbreviated to T. rex, is a fixture in popular culture. It lived throughout what is now western North America, with a much wider range than other tyrannosaurids. Fossils are found in a variety of rock formations dating to the last three million years of the Cretaceous Period, approximately 68 to 65 million years ago. It was among the last non-avian dinosaurs to exist prior to the Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction event.
Like other tyrannosaurids, Tyrannosaurus was a bipedal carnivore with a massive skull balanced by a long, heavy tail. Relative to the large and powerful hindlimbs, Tyrannosaurus forelimbs were small, though unusually powerful for their size, and bore two clawed digits. Although other theropods rivaled or exceeded Tyrannosaurus rex in size, it was the largest known tyrannosaurid and one of the largest known land predators, measuring up to 13 metres (43 ft) in length,[1] up to 4 metres (13 ft) tall at the hips,[2] and up to 6.8 metric tons (7.5 short tons) in weight.[3] By far the largest carnivore in its environment, Tyrannosaurus rex may have been an apex predator, preying upon hadrosaurs and ceratopsians, although some experts have suggested it was primarily a scavenger. The debate over Tyrannosaurus as apex predator or scavenger is among the longest running debates in paleontology.
More than 30 specimens of Tyrannosaurus rex have been identified, some of which are nearly complete skeletons. Soft tissue and proteins have been reported in at least one of these specimens. The abundance of fossil material has allowed significant research into many aspects of its biology, including life history and biomechanics. The feeding habits, physiology and potential speed of Tyrannosaurus rex are a few subjects of debate. Its taxonomy is also controversial, with some scientists considering Tarbosaurus bataar from Asia to represent a second species of Tyrannosaurus and others maintaining Tarbosaurus as a separate genus. Several other genera of North American tyrannosaurids have also been synonymized with Tyrannosaurus. |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk slurrrp. jerk jerk jerk shhhhhh. Gulp. |
nice, i'll be in toronto soon.:p |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
That's a lot more than twenty seconds. ;)
How about this, Jenny?:
| quote: | | The problem with normal sex is that it leads to kissing and pretty soon you've got to talk to them. Once you know someone well the last thing you want to do is screw them. I like to give, never to receive; to have the power of the host, not the obligation of the guest. I can stop writing this and within two minutes I can be chained, in the arms of a whore. I know I am going to score and I know they don't really want me. |
http://www.guardian.co.uk/theobserv...ures.magazine37
Pretty interesting article actually. |
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| enydo |
I found what I will be dictating.
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eh forget it.
I went to the bar today and I didn't do anything except drink a little bit, and then I went on AIM on my cell phone and then texted my girlfriend/fiance/therapist and had to talk about a number of comments made on The Myspace and then I made a sentence with too many 'and''s and then I decided I would leave on friday morning back to san diego for a bit of a visit and return on Teusday morning to continue sitting in this empty house, just reminiscing. Her and me was arguing a lot. So she moved back on to Chalmers in a flat; One bedroom apartment
And I moved back to the other side of 8 mile on Novara And that's when I went to Hollywood with this movie pitch And met Dr. Dre and she flew out to see me. But I had to work, and she had to leave me, Then she started seeing SV on the TV.
But as for the elaborate plan.
Day 4 was to show off the picture of Jesus at his last supper.
Day 3 was a picture of the conviction of Jesus.
Day 2 was a picture of Jesus walking with the cross.
On the 4th of July would be Jesus on the Cross, which would be in Chillout.
Meanwhile, I would post this incredible 39MB BMP picture file I made that had at the very top "read the bottom." Then there would be an IMMENSE white space. At the very bottom would be a 30x98 pixel of George Washington, and then the text "your country sucks. signed america."
Using several photo accounts (so as now to exceed bandwidth), I would post this in each international forum, with an incredibly obnoxious thread title to gain attention. It would obviously be spam across all of tranceaddict and I would be suspended (and maybe even banned). This would be my crucifixion (ie, "my fate).
But this would be only the beginning of the Divine Plan. Using a covert female spy (PaperBag831), I would use her female presence, (much like The Virgin Mary or Mary Magdeline) to create sympathy for the alias of SuspicionVandit. Threads would ensue regarding the identity and importance of such an online entity. The moderators would scuffle and tuffle over the rules and whether SV had been rightly banned for his sins. Paperbag831 would then be permanently banned for calling a moderator "lacking in spirit and an anti-semite." Those sympathetic with the Paperbag831 alias would then bicker and an even greater war would ensue.
Then I would either have my suspension revoked, and/or I create a new alias with a single thread, showing the picture of Jesus having been resurrected, and text caption "I have returned. I forgive."
The forum would welcome me back, and not just as a member, but as a divine online entity. I would have power over the governments of TranceAddict, regulating rules, bypassing tax codes and molesting children.
I would make Paperbag831 appear on a shroud, and she would be even more divine than me. There would be no stopping Tranceaddict.com/SV/forums.
Oh well, anyways. San Diego is nice and my geographical position on earth, elevated moreso than in San Diego, has made my relative motion through time much too prolonged. I think I got that backwards.
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
How about this, Jenny?:
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Hahah, sweet that's perf. I didn't even bother de-ugging myself, because I'm just that comfortable with you guys. :gsmile: |
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