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the official "let-it-all-out-i-hate-you-thread" (pg. 2)
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by evil_cookie
Dear kotsy,
Your avatar is nothing short of horrendous--this vulgar image represents all that is malevolent and wrong with the world. It is difficult, if not impossible to imagine anyone conjuring up such an appalling and repulsive image even in their sleep. Considering its ability to provoke such hatred in me, such anger--unfathomable anger--upon every single god-damn-glance, it is as though you deliberately intended to torture people like me with this despicable image.
In any event, it is clear that I am intrinsically drawn to forever loathe your face--so I ask, nay, I BEG of you to stop the ing torture and change your avatar--I can only take so much.
And here is to hoping that our paths never cross, for I'd be compelled to start the conversation by spitting in your face--I shudder at the thought.
Love,
Me |
+1 only joos spit, i punch. |
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| barbina |
| quote: | Originally posted by FunkyCrew
hi :gsmile: |
You can hug me anytime :)
lol. I mean the people who I've had mere passing by, hi nice to meet yous, and haven't made lasting impressions on me.. but expect me to remember them. Really? At the end of the night I don't even know who I am half the time :crazy: :crazy: .. all jokes aside.. you all should get my point. lmao
ps, Yohanz. I'm in TO until the 28th. On the fence about DEMF right now. We'll see what happens.
/end barbina interjections. back to the hate! :whip: :whip: |
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| chinamon |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
+1 only joos spit, i bomb. |
fixed. |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by chinamon
fixed. |
fail
chinamon: great photos, but sick and tired of seeing his cap in his self portraits, i'll steal your cap next time I see you :p |
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| chinamon |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
fail
chinamon: great photos, but sick and tired of seeing his cap in his self portraits, i'll steal your cap next time I see you :p |
coming back to toronto at all this year? |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by chinamon
coming back to toronto at all this year? |
more like 2023:( |
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| DJ Mach X |
| quote: | Originally posted by barbina
On the fence about DEMF right now. We'll see what happens. |
LAAAAAAAAAAME! U were sooo balls out about DEMF and turning 21 a few weeks ago! |
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| chinamon |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
more like 2023:( |
i may not be alive. :( |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
effects are just a neat way to cover up the bad music you're playing
but pressing a button and twisting a knob, MAN, BEAT REPEAT. "BAW BAW BAW BAW BAW BAW" KKKKK *crowd is going nuts, 8note reverb ricocheting off the ing walls like l.l. cool j in rollerball*
*you goooo, you goooo, youuuuuuuuuuuuu goooooooo (ing beat stretch, via ableton) oh , doesn't sound good in texture mode, time to switch to tones*
*crowd holds hands in air, they can't take it any more, guido's are getting boners, their bitches rubbing up against them as deadmau5 blasts through the PA. YOUUUU GO.. YOU GOOO...................reverb, reverse effect on the CDJ......BOOOOSH, DOWN THE LONGEST ROAD TO NO WHERE, holy all the guidos pop their cherries, people think it's the machines fogging the club up, but really is the heat and sweat penetrating through their armani and d&g attire*
*their bug eyed chic-miniature sunglasses can't bare the UV rays shooting from the lazers any more, all the guidos remove their sunglasses, and a huge ing ray of light blasts from the crowd like cyclops, ZOOOOOWWWWW*
*deadmau5 strangles steve duda on stage, no one knows wtf is going on, he switches to an eerie halloween intro of ghosts n stuff. signals everyone to put their in the air, crowd follows. guido's go nuts, they're shaking in their ing uggs right now, deadmau5 is about to drop a sick 'easy-listening vocal' of carl sagan quoting a pale blue dot as he abruptly goes back into the groove of 'alone with you', the tears from all the females fill up the room, people think the ceiling has opened and there is a storm equivalent to hurricane katrina outside, the rolling moog synth slowly comes in, the kick is hard like my boner, abercrombie pants on all the guido's rip even more than they already are during the factory process. they're ing blow away, BADAAWAWA BADAWAWA BDADADAW, 'alone with you' is rocking the place*
deadmau5 finishes his set, the crowd screams at the top of their lungs, then he takes his mouse mask off and slowly the decibel level fades from +43 to +8. the teeth have made the ecstasy enriched community of clubbers completely uncomfortable
in steps ricardo villalobos, all the guys wearing completely obscure band t-shirts, bands only they have ever heard, shirts you can't ing buy any where, you gotta print that out legit silk-screen by yourself. ricardo drops a bomb unreleased opener of nina simone. *when you are ready i will surrender take me and do as you willll* baw baw baw baw *tribal percs, sick rolling, triplet lion drums all over the ing place. ricocheting off their metallic encrusted scarves. ricardo is sweating already, he came on set with a completely dry deep v-neck now it's soaked in man sweat. didn't even take 3 minutes, already sweating like a race-horse at the kentucky derby. he's rolling balls. he starts to mix out of this unreleased nina simone track, goes straight into ing latino-americanos, everyones like WHATTT DAA FACKK, don't fit. doesn't matter, ricky ricardo knows what he's doing, he's giving the crowd a mind like they've never seen before. he's keeping the track completely without bass, slowly mixing into an obscure south american classic track, *chingate puttaaaaa, WOA, chingateee putaaaa, WHOA* *rolling groove hats, off-beat water drums* crowd doesn't even know what the it means, but they love it. fist pump fist pump. 8 hours go by, and the set is still at 121 bpm, people don't even notice, they've came about 60 times already, that's all that matters. ricardo mixes out really bad, with a horrible beat repeat from his nifty red soundbyte, leaves it on a 1/4 beat loop for 45 seconds, crowd loves it. it's wicked repetitive but it's working all that horse tranq i took earlier. closing the set with a white label bootleg of 'lonely island - i'm on a boat' |
epic |
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| barbina |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mach X
LAAAAAAAAAAME! U were sooo balls out about DEMF and turning 21 a few weeks ago! |
family to deal with, which means i cant ask for a ton of money anymore :( gayyyy
edit. holy ing epic. wow. |
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| Sasha |
| I hate cookies and beacon! |
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| DJ Mach X |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
epic |
I have never laughed soo in hard in my in life! LMAO! That is going to get posted on facebook lol! |
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