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Jehovas Witnesses (pg. 9)
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| Lews |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Shameless! :p
Btw, do you want your Shadenfreude account back? Suspension should be up by now, lol. |
You want to fix my ing sig? :mad: I showed you the damn pics. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
I'm just quoting Homer Simpson, blame him. :p |
All right, I'll blame him.
SHAME ON YOU, HOMER SIMPSON, YOU... YOU... YOU... you're named after both a famous Greek and a famous Heb-- oh, wait, I'm mixing you up with Samson, never mind. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
You want to fix my ing sig? :mad: I showed you the damn pics. |
Fixed! |
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| Lews |
:( Not lying. I posted them, I swear.
And my teeth are so not sharp. And probably not that white lmao
Don't judge me :mad: |
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| epicaricacy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Shameless! :p
Btw, do you want your Shadenfreude account back? Suspension should be up by now, lol. |
does it really matter? i'll take it back only because it is easier to spell when i log in...all-nite-freak? that would be funny:p |
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| Lews |
| i dont know how to pronounce your current name so please go back to it :( |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
i dont know how to pronounce your current name so please go back to it :( |
That's why I offered :stongue: Epi-in-what? :p |
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| Lira |
| You should change your name to Schadenfricacy. |
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| epicaricacy |
| when i log in i have to find a post i made and copy and paste because i can't spell it either. |
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| w_ashley |
I just rationlized that the only ethical response is to go to their places at 3am after the bar/club and offer them invites to your after party.
I propose the Friends of Jehova's Witnesses Church.
We could make a book explaining why we do all the sinful things
and pamplets to give them easy to understand and graphic examples of reasons why so said sin is normal. I need to find out what they consider sin to give some more examples on this. Be right back. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by epicaricacy
when i log in i have to find a post i made and copy and paste because i can't spell it either. |
:haha:
I've asked for your unsuspension in the mod section. Long weekend, so I dunno if Chinamon is around, but it'll happen eventually :p |
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| w_ashley |
ok take this one for example:
http://www.watchtower.org/e/rq/article_10.htm
2. Fornication: Sex before marriage, adultery, bestiality, incest, and homosexuality are all serious sins against God. (Leviticus 18:6; Romans 1:26, 27; 1 Corinthians 6:9, 10) If a couple are not married but are living together, they should separate or else get legally married.—Hebrews 13:4.
OK one might ask why did god make genetalia or morning wood? You know something you might get at 8am in the morning - if not for fornification was it for witnesses to be welcome with more then just the tradition christian bise?
Or is morning wood the work of satan?
And what about fornification in dreams - or is god only the one behind some dreams and not all?
If god sends messages in dreams - god may have raped me. Sometimes even while I wasn't even me but something else. |
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