I would have hugged her after the film and told her, "now you know my pain."
The17sss
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Originally posted by couch-potato
I would have hugged her after the film and told her, "now you know my pain."
:stongue:
Chris Crossland
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Originally posted by Schadenfreude
i was hoping that retarded vampire stuff would have died when buffy went off of the air. I used to date a girl that watched it...and i would humiliate her sexually as revenge:p
:eek:
Buffy is awesome:whip:
Schadenfreude
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Originally posted by Chris Crossland
:eek:
Buffy is awesome:whip:
this tells me that you lied when you said it was hard work to look through tons of pictures of cocks for your chop.
MrJiveBoJingles
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Originally posted by Schadenfreude
this tells me that you lied when you said it was hard work to look through tons of pictures of cocks for your chop.
:stongue:
Chris Crossland
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Originally posted by Schadenfreude
this tells me that you lied when you said it was hard work to look through tons of pictures of cocks for your chop.
:o
Schadenfreude
its true though the vampire has always been used as a metaphor for immigrants and homosexuals.
chris looks about as much as an immigrant as david duke.
;p
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by Schadenfreude
this tells me that you lied when you said it was hard work to look through tons of pictures of cocks for your chop.
LMFAO
bananas
i watched two movies, it was horrible to the point that i was laughing histerically(sp?), drunkeness and lil weed also helped
couch-potato
Take Twilight
Replace every instance of vampire with "N.iggers"
Replace every instance or variation of bite with "shot" or variations of "shot"
Replace every instance of blood with watermelon
and replace every instance of werewolf with "mexicans"
Now you have an award winning novel about gang violence
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Originally posted by Twilight
"And what are they?" I finally asked. "What are the cold ones?" He smiled darkly.
"watermelon drinkers," he replied in a chilling voice. "Your people call them n.iggers."
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Originally posted by Twilight
I could hear the tires cross the bridge, though I couldn't see the river in the dark. I knew we were getting close. I had to ask him now.
"How can you kill a n.igger?"
He glanced at me with unreadable eyes and his voice was suddenly harsh. "The only way to be sure is to tear him to shreds, and then burn the pieces."
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Originally posted by Twilight
"Dazed and disoriented, I looked up from the bright red watermelon pulsing out of my arm—into the fevered eyes of the six suddenly ravenous n.iggers."
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Originally posted by Twilight
That night, my flowing watermelons had been enough to catch every n.iggers attention, to freeze them all in place for an instant. I prayed it would work that way again. I steeled myself and sucked in one deep breath.
