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sex is overrated (pg. 3)
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| kuollutrunkkau5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
I'm suing one for saying, in divorce court of all places, that I had some personality disorder with paranoid hues - whatever the that means. Definitely pseudo-science. I'm also suing my lawyer and I'm pretty sure he was one of the guys sleeping with my ex-wife - who I'm also suing. |
That's a lot of lawsuits? It it even illegal to sleep with another's wife?
But yap, in formality, psychology is technically a pseudo-science in its current incarnation, though some use the term 'proto-science'. Psychological evaluations and hypotheses are not backed by the rigours of experimental affirmation as in let's say physics.
| quote: | | They just have to lie there. I hate - and I mean HATE - it when they try to get on topf. |
Not sure I'm following you here.
| quote: | | The last guy who tried to 'connect' with me, I punched his lights out. I heard he was calling me a homophobe behind my back after that and I went straight to his work to tell him I was definitely NOT afraid of his little candy-ass. |
Homophobia though seems to mean 'hatred for homosexuals' nowadays. A misnomer surely. The correct term would the misopaedicant. 'homosexual' itself also means nothing. It's neither Greek nor Latin but some warped combination of both that makes no sense.
| quote: | | I'd sooner eat sushee. |
Me too, they apparently don't.
| quote: | | That's actually the most fun, when you get both hands on their head and push it down. |
I can't say I find it as satisfactory as other orfices.
| quote: | | You're probably right. I just haven't found the right girl, yet. I think my taste in women has a lot to do with it. |
What is your taste then? My own is peculiar too. But I'm not actively searching. |
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| Redd |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
Especially right around the time you're expecting them on your first date. I've made that mistake a few times and it always gets a nasty reaction. |
what? you're fapping along, the doorbell rings, and you walk out with your boner in your hands? |
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| kuollutrunkkau5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redd
what? you're fapping along, the doorbell rings, and you walk out with your boner in your hands? |
The warped part of it is that it would turn a looot of guys on if this happened in reverse. |
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| Redd |
| quote: | Originally posted by kuollutrunkkau5
The warped part of it is that it would turn a looot of guys on if this happened in reverse. |
haha yeah I guess |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redd
what? you're fapping along, the doorbell rings, and you walk out with your boner in your hands? |
Or there's a mess on the floor or some stain on my robe or a profuse odor of Jergens - yeah. They definitely get pretty irritated. ;) |
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| kuollutrunkkau5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redd
haha yeah I guess |
It's kind of true though. If a guy just marched up to a woman with a clear intend to have sex. He most likely is a perv. If a woman lacks all that subtlety, then she most likely'll see it her way. If not, then she can complain 'So you don't find me attractive any more!'
Basically you can get a woman crying damaging her self esteem by rejecting sexual advances. You see it all around that women seem to basically be not that used to that unlikely possibility. Even if you've known them for quite long, live together. A guy just can't say 'No, not in the mood.', and even if he says it, a girl can just continue with those advances while a guy could get a restraining order.
I can still remember that one time, she was horny I guess and kept trying when I was not in the mood, after some point I grabbed her wrist and slapped her. She was like 'WTF ARE YOU DOING?' almost crying and I said 'You realize you're sexually harassing me here, right?', she just became silent, introduced to the possibility that a girl can also sexually harass a guy. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by kuollutrunkkau5
I can still remember that one time, she was horny I guess and kept trying when I was not in the mood, after some point I grabbed her wrist and slapped her. She was like 'WTF ARE YOU DOING?' almost crying and I said 'You realize you're sexually harassing me here, right?', she just became silent, introduced to the possibility that a girl can also sexually harass a guy. |
It's situations like this which is one of the many, many reasons I have subscriptions to fifteen different martial arts magazines. |
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| chlola |
Ever thought of switching it up?
Go to a sex party as a voyeur or get some 3some action. |
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| kuollutrunkkau5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by chlola
Ever thought of switching it up?
Go to a sex party as a voyeur or get some 3some action. |
Yeah, let's watch people have sex instead of having sex. And let's have sex with 2/3 of a person a person instead of a a whole person.
One guy on t.nu once made the immortal quote 'Threesomes are like communism: good in theory.' |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
You're doing it wrong. |
Ssshhh.... Darwin is at work here..... |
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| Goebbel Goebbel |
Maybe the world is blind,
Or just a little unkind.
Don't know.
Seems you can't be sure
Of anything anymore.
Although,
You maybe lonely and then,
One day you're smiling again.
Every time I turn around,
I see the girl that turns my world around.
Standing there...
Everytime I turn around,
Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground.
What's gonna be ?
Guess we'll just wait and see. |
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