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How low are your standards? (pg. 10)
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| Silky Johnson |
What's that saying? Those who talk about it the most do it the least?
Only reason I remember that is cause my sister used to say it to me all the time when I was 13, after discovering how funny/entertaining it was for a 13 year old girl to make "dick and " jokes. |
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| saluyamo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
i just took a while to realize how fantastic i was. I was that like that really hot girl that just didn't figure it out until like she was 20, i liked to bake cup cakes, and read Ann Rice. Then like , at 20 , not sure what the happened, i think i just kept upgrading the girls and my confidence. The girl i'm dating now is somewhat a little too hot in that like, i'm have to contiously exercise so that she doesn't feel like she is the better looking one. I mean i don't eat chocolate anymore. And i used to eat so much ing chocolate with no affect on my weight. But i hit 30 and my body starts being a little bitch. An arms race that I will eventually win if she turns 30, But ya, i'm 31 and she is 26.
Let me set the stage. Full head of hair, not a single grey one. A penis. Sometimes, i look at the mirror, and just sort of say , god damn, what kind of god would make me so ing handsome and smart and talented and then make someone that isn't, say like French man. What a dick. I mean i'm stuck with it, but the guilt, i mean it eats at you. Like when your grandfather straps you to the chair and slaps your balls and tells you it hurts him more. Talk about burden. I mean i'm in a sold relationship 4 years going, but if this is a gift, am i suppose to share it. I suppose that is why religion just doesn't work. God is a ing prick. Because i feel for that ugly dude. Right in my heart. |
I feel this needs to be saved for future generations and to be used in creative writing classes. |
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| FuzzQi |
My standards are about tree fiddy
They started out really high and I have let them slip of late. Which reminded me why they were high in the first place.
shudders |
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| Vivid Boy |
| You definitely kick them out of the hotel and don't bang them |
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| Silky Johnson |
| :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Ugh god, I just watched that sorority vid and all I can think of is the fact that 80% of the REPORTING population has HPV. :/ |
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| Vivid Boy |
goddamn lol thats nasty. How do i get tested?
Selma lets get tested together....SIKE! no need for that! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Hahaha, there is no test for men! You just have to wait til warts show up on your (if at all) or you pass it on to someone else. :gsmile: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| sweet! dick warts! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
You definitely kick them out of the hotel and don't bang them |
You're still hanging onto this? Goddamn, man. Let it go. Nobody believes you, and it's just sad. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
As sarcastic as your story about doing it with Jimmy for the first time in a threesome with his ex :) |
I actually know a couple with two kids who met in a threesome in high school. The joke is he married the one he woke up and saw first. :p
Needless to say their relationship is not a very good one (she went super religious and he is, yea... I've seen him sleepwalk drunk a couple times). |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
... I've seen him sleepwalk drunk a couple times... |
Holy , that's how they met? :stongue: |
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