Originally posted by Miss Pie
She also owns a lot of cats.
Got me right there. I can't resist a cat. :D
Looney4Clooney
pretty low. I mean we all have standards, Like if i'm so desperate for attention that i am the receiver in a most likely gay glory hole thingie, i would want to know their names, hoe much money they make and their views on abortion. And I will not stand for someone sneaking in the line up. It happens. You are expecting 6, oh whats that, 7, there is an etiquette. And because you are strung out on heroin, some smart alec does it bareback and you don't want to be paranoid so you give the people that partake in glory wholes what they should deserve , the benefit of the doubt. And it hurts when you find out you were lied to. Especially when the guy that snuck in did it.
my first girlfriend was fat. i suppose you don't learn to drive on a ferrari. In a way , it works out. Fat girls get their loving young, then marry a gay guy. But I was pretty annoyed when she would not let me go all the way, I'm a nice guy, i did not want to outline the dynamic in that i am an insecure casanova that doesn't realize just how ing handsome i am, you are a cake hoarding aberration. Like Jesus blessing that prostitute and she turns around and says , hey jesus, go yourself. Um , i'm the son of god you little prat. Don't make me do this the hard way and have to like buy enough ice cream that she is distracted so i can get in and out in oh 8 seconds while i think of Paula abdul while trying to ignore that ing rabbit. You can take three steps back you naught little girl.
Lagrangian
I might have dated a fatty in middle school,but all my girlfriends were hot hot hot.
My last girlfriend, Irish/Italian redhead with boobs and ass. Did her upside down and inside out.
Proof of my genetic superiority.
Looney4Clooney
i just took a while to realize how fantastic i was. I was that like that really hot girl that just didn't figure it out until like she was 20, i liked to bake cup cakes, and read Ann Rice. Then like , at 20 , not sure what the happened, i think i just kept upgrading the girls and my confidence. The girl i'm dating now is somewhat a little too hot in that like, i'm have to contiously exercise so that she doesn't feel like she is the better looking one. I mean i don't eat chocolate anymore. And i used to eat so much ing chocolate with no affect on my weight. But i hit 30 and my body starts being a little bitch. An arms race that I will eventually win if she turns 30, But ya, i'm 31 and she is 26.
Let me set the stage. Full head of hair, not a single grey one. A penis. Sometimes, i look at the mirror, and just sort of say , god damn, what kind of god would make me so ing handsome and smart and talented and then make someone that isn't, say like French man. What a dick. I mean i'm stuck with it, but the guilt, i mean it eats at you. Like when your grandfather straps you to the chair and slaps your balls and tells you it hurts him more. Talk about burden. I mean i'm in a sold relationship 4 years going, but if this is a gift, am i suppose to share it. I suppose that is why religion just doesn't work. God is a ing prick. Because i feel for that ugly dude. Right in my heart.
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
What a dick. I mean i'm stuck with it, but the guilt, i mean it eats at you. Like when your grandfather straps you to the chair and slaps your balls and tells you it hurts him more. Talk about burden.
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So many gems in this thread.
JohnnysBananas
I've always been fond of the term "Hippo's Yawn" for a vag
WittyHandle
A girl's being hard to get has never increased my interest in her. I'm either interested or not, but I realize most guys like the hunt as much as, if not more than, the kill.
wienerschnitzel
FIRST of all... I told you I prefer the term 'well fed'. Secondly i thought we agreed not to tell anyone on TA about this. how many other things do I have to fess up to this weekend. >:(
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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
i recently had a girl stay at my house for 3 weeks.. shes from canada. we have been friends for about 2 years.. and i know shes in love with me.
before she arrived we joked about how i was gonna ruin her fanny. but when she arrived i realised that doing any sexytime with her would be wrong as it would wreck her head. plus also im not attracted to her at all, and she is fat.
after a few days we were in bed, and she starts waggling the joystick.. and i dont know what to do about it... so i end up rammsteining it... and did it 2 more times.. but i didnt want to.
:mad: :mad: :mad:
Lira
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Originally posted by Intellekshual
Men are plagued with an embarrassing surplus of gelatinous nectar and, for the majority of their lives, try to dispose of it as gallantly as they possibly can.
Generally speaking, any would do and any time is -a-clock.
I disagree. I don't think I'm an exception, as I know loads of blokes that are just like me, but I turned out a lot of girls before I found someone I actually cared for. Hell, I had the chance to lose my virginity in a threesome with a girl who was head over heels about me, and painful as it is for me to admit, I still turned it down. Turned yet another threesome some years later because I was already in another friendship... and I hate to admit they were really fit :(
Men do it just as often as women do, and it's not just the mingers we turn down.
SYSTEM-J
I'm way too picky, actually. I've turned down some nice girls for reasons that, in hindsight, seem ludicrous. I once rebuffed a girl in a bar who was coming on strong so I could go see ing Jaytech.
Lira
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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I'm way too picky, actually. I've turned down some nice girls for reasons that, in hindsight, seem ludicrous. I once rebuffed a girl in a bar who was coming on strong so I could go see ing Jaytech.
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I can totally relate to this. I once cut short a nice convo I was having with a girl because the DJ dropped this:
