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How low are your standards? (pg. 5)
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| ah minge is just THE worst name for me.. sounds like a mouldy sponge. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Yeah. :stongue: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Yeah, snatch sounds vulgar (yeah, even to me). It conjures the image of some mangled, hairy, disheveled poon. Like if it were a person, that it just walked in out of a windstorm. |
"Snatch" is something you do to a lady's purse when she's least suspecting it. Oh , I think we just broke the 3rd vaginal wall. |
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| Silky Johnson |
Hymen? Damn near killed'em!
I'll get my coat. :( |
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| Guest |
this thread :haha:
Amen when jay said staring at the rack instead of the deformed snatch |
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| Vector A |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Is it sexy? |
No, I wouldn't say that. Interesting, though. The topic of crazy bitches brought it to mind. |
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| Desiderata |
| How could I forget. It was 1998. I tried for her, since she was my best friend at that time but I levitated on her belly with my arms and legs not touching the bed or any surface for that matter. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by chris1011
this thread :haha:
Amen when jay said staring at the rack instead of the deformed snatch |
or stare at them in the eye and threaten to kill their family. Iraqi style is one of my fav positions. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Desiderata
How could I forget. It was 1998. I tried for her, since she was my best friend at that time but I levitated on her belly with my arms and legs not touching the bed or any surface for that matter. |
hahahahaha, bitch gave you an airplane ride. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| my ex had a nice slit. no weird flaps going on, tasted good too. But she was like a dead body in the bed and she'd scream. in annoying. how can your voicebox be so into it but not the rest of your body. Got to the point where jerking off was more fun. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| My rebound was a screamer. It's pretty annoying. Basically it just makes you go like " bitch shut up before your parents see." Like be ing real, the overzealous panting and yelling like a ing herpetic chimp just makes me want to start spitting on her. |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
i remember once, before i met the ex wife.. i was in town at some pub watching the footy england vs portugal semi final in the euro cup.
england ended up losing, so me and my mate went to another pub.. had a drink, but realised the atmosphere there wasnt so great. so we went back to the pub where we watched the footy. this time they were playing hideous obnoxious chart music.
so anyways, i buys a drink, then goes onto the dance floor which is flooded with all kinds of reprobates. theres some fatty on there with shades on, desperate for some jayonaise.. so i walks up to her and nicked her shades, then ed off for about 20 minutes.. i then came back to her, and gave her her shades back, then says 'right, come on you' .. grabbed her hand,, led her out the pub, and walked behind some bank, and she starts sucking me off on some wheelchair ramp. i dont know how long she was going at it for cos i fell asleep for a bit.
about 5 minutes after i woke up i said 'come on, i want to go get a drink' .. so i took her to this 24 hour license pool hall, have a drink or 2.. then i say 'meet me in the bogs in 2 mins' .. i go to the toilet.. then sure enough 2 minutes later i hear the toilet door open, and in she comes.. i start making out with her, then pull her fat girls knickers down and turn her around and bend her over and start trying to stroke her ovaries. then i thought 'ill squat down and watch my fingers entering this watery blanc mange' .. so i squats down, and am faced with around 20-25 whiteheads strategically placed all over her fat bum in a variety of sizes and shades of white/yellow. so i stands back up.. pull out my 2/3rds erect wilkins, and bum her for about 3 minutes. cum inside her, wipe my tired bellend on her skirt, then left her and went home :D |
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