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| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
or the dreaded turkey gobbler.
noothing worse than getting all excited at some girl and when you see her vag it looks like a darth vader helmet made out of meat and it just kind of sags there like an old lady that plays too much bingo. |
hahahahaha definitely laughed out loud at that :stongue:
my neighbours slightly like that.. she honestly has the best damn body ever.. but her clacker looks a bit like it was unsure wether to turn into a willy or not when she was in her mummys tummy. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| ya big floppy lips is nast. I'm a no lip sort of man myself. I like seeing a nice slit and being like aww yea my dick is going to be in there |
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| Yohan |
| The cor is in fine form today |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lol I like the word slit. Very Penthouse Letters. Her hot wet slit. Hahaha. Yessssssssss. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| "Growler" makes me think of Mikey Mike. Automatic turn-off... or turn on??? |
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| Vector A |
| Anyone else seen The Piano Teacher? Watched that one recently. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| +1 on minge. :stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vector A
Anyone else seen The Piano Teacher? Watched that one recently. |
Is it sexy? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
"Snatch" has always kind of rubbed me weird. (???)
Like it seems like something you're supposed to grab, like a luggage handle. You drag women around by their snatch, you know? It's all prickly and alabaster white, because only old ladies have snatches. Careful that you assert your grip, too, because it'll ing swallow you if you let your guard down. That's what snatches do, man. They snatch your and don't let go. Best to get a firm grasp of a snatch and swing it well over your head like you're going for long distance tossing. Lol, tossing. What the cwecp2i3098 |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Yeah, snatch sounds vulgar (yeah, even to me). It conjures the image of some mangled, hairy, disheveled poon. Like if it were a person, that it just walked in out of a windstorm. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| my ex had a bit of a flying squirrel thing going on down there, but i would just stare at her rack. |
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