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How to screw your landlord
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My landlord is a complete ****** and I want to get him back somehow before I move out. My deposit will be returned to me in cash the day I move out and hand over the keys, so there can't be obvious damages that can be immediately spotted. Ones that take longer to figure out though - that will work.
I'm thinking of buying a tub of glue or cement and pouring them down the drains. I don't think he'll leave the tap running that long during his final review of the apartment.
Any other ideas of ways to get the ****** back? |
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| FuzzQi |
Something like this maybe
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No... that won't work because he's going to check around the apartment before returning the deposit. And there wont be any bed because im taking out all the furniture.
It needs to be something that he wont discover until a few days later. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| Upper decker :haha: |
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| They'll defo flush the toilet at least once.... If I upper decker will water come out on the first flush or will it take some time to soak in? |
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| Redd |
| drill tiny holes in everything |
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| quote: | Originally posted by clay
his wife when hes at work |
ugh... his wife is in a coma |
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| WittyHandle |
| Even better. Just make sure to record it since she won't be telling him about it. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Redd
drill tiny holes in everything |
I like this one.
I'm also wondering where i can purchase a bag of termites. |
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| Redd |
if you drill holes in stuff where there is a chance for spilling of water, you wouldn't need to do anything else.
another idea would be removing boards, leave a dead rodent, and put the boards back. this requires that you're able do it without making easily spotted marks on the boards.
1-2 months and the place will stink of death, and it will be difficult to get rid of |
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| Spacey Orange |
| OP ever consider you are ? |
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| Scoops |
| quote: | Originally posted by clay
how u know this lol |
I know these things |
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