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Friday 272: Smoke Weed Every Day (pg. 6)
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by planetaryplayer
If lemmiwinks has chosen your tract then you are the one true king |
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| Silky Johnson |
General surgeon on call this weekend just went to ER to evacuate a butt plug from someone's colon.
And you say YOU had a good weekend? |
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| Zoso |
| I am not 100% confident on, exactly, is required to achieve this. I can, however, say that I am 100% confident I neither wish to witness or experience this. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| The Farmer's markets suck this year. your problems. |
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| Zoso |
| We got a metric ton of zucchini from the garden this year. The squash did okay, too. She had some damn fine looking tomato plants, but something (rabbit, deer, and groundhog are the usual suspects) snagged the tomatoes before they could ripen. She's got a variety of sweet corn called "truckers' favorite" out, but the jury is still out on that producing. One of my aunts just donated us ton of green beans, and the wife has most of them canned and put away in the basement. When my grandmother was alive and at her prime, she kept all the pests out of the garden. After she passed, they all had free run of the garden for over 2 years. I'm waiting on some zucchini bread...the wife makes fabulous zucchini bread. I don't think we have a true, local farmers' market, which is strange considering we're in banjo country where everyone has a garden. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Not enough seasonal wetback worker imports to pick the fields has me telling myself to buying local. The variety isn't there this year, and the prices are kinda lol. Their ing blueberries that cost 3 times the price of the cheap US imported ones I buy at the supermarket ended up tasting exactly ing the same. The peasant in me loves farmer's markets, but locals can go themselves if this is gonna be the game this year. I was so disappointed that i licked a bunch of random fruit and put them back.
Also: US Cherries are 25% the price of local and better. Your healthcare sucks, but American wetback exploitation is to be admired.I'm hoping Justin Truecuck can train all of these newly arrived Syrians to do all of this beaner for us. |
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| Trance-M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
General surgeon on call this weekend just went to ER to evacuate a butt plug from someone's colon.
And you say YOU had a good weekend? |
My cousin once told me he had someone coming in at the ER who asked to remove bottle of beer, true story. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| Got caught in a flash storm all for beer. Got back and was drying my tulip beer glass and the top literally ripped right off and sliced 4 fingers on my left hand. I can’t finger anus now due to risk of infection |
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| Zoso |
| Well, then, wash your dirty ass fingers (lolz?) before you shove 'em up in there! :whip: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance-M
My cousin once told me he had someone coming in at the ER who asked to remove bottle of beer, true story. |
Yeah, this is not shocking to me personally. Light bulbs, wine bottles, expanding foam sealant, shot glass so far in someone's colon it had to be removed abdominally....just to name a few! |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Buttstuff is fun. |
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