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Friday 272: Smoke Weed Every Day (pg. 7)
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Zoso
Light bulbs.... me! (not literally) How does that shot shatter into a thousand little rectum, damn hear killed 'em, surprises?
Dykes_on_Jay
I'm still on fingers and GI Joes
Zoso
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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
I'm still on fingers and GI Joes


Now with swivel arm battle grip! Takes fisting to whole new dimension! :eyes:
Dykes_on_Jay
Open your eyes (and your ass). A little loosening up would benefit you.
Zoso
Hmmm...drink first, then talk? ;)
Dykes_on_Jay
You sound like the type of guy that orders vanilla at Baskin Robbins.
Zoso
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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
You sound like the type of guy that orders vanilla at Baskin Robbins.


If I were going "plain" at BR, I'd go for chocolate over the vanilla if we're being honest. I'd try to be a little more adventurous, but probably wouldn't go full crazy like, say, something with jalapeno in it, lol. I'm a total cookies n cream whore, but that's "vanilla" as well, literally and figuratively. Heat index was 116F earlier, so all ice cream is on strike here. Those poor bastards are still working on dropping that transmission.
Dykes_on_Jay
You are fighting going for chocolate. Give in and ask her to pop one in behind during your yearly bday sex.
Zoso
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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
You are fighting going for chocolate. Give in and ask her to pop one in behind during your yearly bday sex.


Wait a second...hold the up. You're saying that I'm supposed to be getting birthday sex? Seriously? You're not just ing with me, no ?
Dykes_on_Jay
I think you and her boyfriend need to sit down and get some rules on paper.

Zoso
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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
I think you and her boyfriend need to sit down and get some rules on paper.


His schedule is a bitch, but okay.
Zoso
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: You her.
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