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Funniest thing you did while stoned........ (pg. 16)
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
Haha...I wrote that post a couple of years ago when I was lets say "less knowledgable." I realize now that dealers will call weed all sorts of crazy often made-up names in order to charge more for it. Often times it's really good weed but hardly what they say it actually is. Whatever happened to dealers being like "hey, this is good pot, it'll you up"...because thats all you really need to know, who really cares what you call it? |
lol, yeah, my dealer never gives it names. He usually says something like, "I passed out" or "I think it's laced with something" |
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| Slylee |
i lost my keys a lot and would look for them in stupid places while stoned, like the refridgerator. :haha: and i'd be staring in the fridge thinking, "why did i look in here again? OH YEA! my keys! hahah why the am i looking for them here? damn i'm stoned"
weed is so overrated to me now...haven't smoked in ages. |
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| Theresa |
One of the few times I smoked pot by itself, I was at my own house with some girlfriends of mine. I had recently moved into it, so everything was still pretty new to me.
Anyway, stoned off our asses, we decided to go on the back porch, and we're out there, just chillin' and whatever. We come back inside, and I go to close the sliding glass window and lock it, but for some reason, it wouldn't lock.
So I stood there for a good 25 minutes trying to lock it, slamming it shut and pulling the lock thing down, but everytime I tested to see if it was locked, it would open.
I started thinking that the door was broken. Finally, I pushed the lock up, and it locked. The entire time, I was locking it, and unlocking it, and wondering why it wouldn't stay locked! LMAO
Later that night, a friend of mine who is gay came to my house. He was cross-dressed, and I had never seen him like that, so combo of being stoned, and seeing a man looking just like a woman wigged me out. I ended up asking him to leave. :haha:
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Ambulance story made me laugh so hard I almost cried. And most of BTG's stories, especially the arcade story were really good. |
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| KilldaDJ |
i always end up playing guitar or something when im munted
havent got stoned in ages :( |
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| OurManFlint |
| Watching MXC. I wouldn't say its the funniest, but its the most consistant funniest thing to do/watch while stoned. |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
Watching MXC. I wouldn't say its the funniest, but its the most consistant funniest thing to do/watch while stoned. |
holy is that still on??? it's only my favorite show EVARRRRRRRRR! |
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| zoogla |
The first time I got stoned was a story in itself...
I was alone at home in Toronto for summer courses at uni and I went to a strip club late night alone because I was free and cool (and a loser) and I meet this guy who asked me for a smoke and just strikes a convo with me thinking I was one of those losers that hang out alone at strip clubs.
Eventually, this same guy conned me out of $400 but that's another story...
So after about 2 hours at the club he tells me he thinks I'm cool and wants me to hang out with his friends so I go with him to a Smokeless Joe's right when it was closing and like 4 of us meet up with his hot waitress buddies. I was like, cool...this night might be fun.
Then he asks me if I've ever done weed and I said no. I then add that I'm home alone and he's free to come over to my place!!! hahaha n00b.
Then he pulls out the and we all pass it around in my basement watching some show and I swear to God I thought I was going to die from asphixiation because there was absolutely no oxygen going to my brain from how hard and how long I was laughing I wanted to ask for help and everytime the people were asking me if I was okay or gave me this look of confusion like, "what's so funny" it made me laugh even harder.
aaaaahhhh that was some pretty good ! :D
I had some EXTREMELY potent from Amsterdam after 10 hours of dancing and on an empty stomach (this was the last time I did it--I think I've only had it like 3 times in my life) and I tried to drive my car out of its parking spot because it was in the sun and I didn't want it to heat up inside so I wanted to park it in the shade and I remember that everything was in slow motion. I wanted to press the brake but the car was taking longer to slow down than I wanted so I figured it's probably not safe for me to drive. :haha:
hahaha good times. |
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| arcadia190 |
| what´s stoned?:conf: |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by arcadia190
what´s stoned?:conf: |
Stoned = your mother when she got the idea of conceiving you.
Oops, sorry wrong thread :toothless |
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| Caela |
| quote: | | Originally posted by fayraree I figured it's probably not safe for me to drive. :haha: |
:stongue: omg you and i are the same when we smoke. i laugh my head off and have no clue why. and then feel like the biggest idiot :wtf:
ok so this one night, a friend and i were at a party...i smoked way too much for my own good. we decide to leave, and i walk into a closet thinking it's the exit, and can't get out...the girl that lived at the house finds me and shows me to the real exit. my friend and i get into my car, and i'm smart and start to back up...i back into a car - and DRIVE AWAY, and get to a stop sign. i wait for it to turn green. :wtf: realize after a few minutes, and drive up onto a curb in a fit of laughter. yeah my friend drove home from there. |
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| zoogla |
^ oh lord I wish I heard that while being stoned
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
pure awesomeness. We'll have to hit some at GG! ;) |
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| BTG |
| god damn i used to be such a noob. |
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