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Funniest thing you did while stoned........ (pg. 4)
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| DrummeRaver86 |
| I think the stuipdest thing i ever did when i was stoned was that me and my friends went into a movie theater to watch some random movie (forget which). we bought a pak of gummy bears and we started licking them and throwing them at the screen. the great thing is they stuck! one of my friends missed and hit someone in the back of the head, so we got kicked ot...but it was wicked while it lasted |
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| Furel |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
Dood, that happend to me the other day. My cat started walking twoards me, and for like 1/2 a second, i thought it was a cougar. I like screamed, and my dad came down to see what was wrong :D |
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! See man, thats what you get for putting it in that Air Hockey table...
:D :D :D :D :D |
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| CheRRy_Trance |
Hmm the funniest thing I can remember doing while stoned is..... I went to 7-11 to get a slurpee and they had four sucky flavors, so as I was at the counter buying my gummi bears I lectured the clerk about it. I remember saying something to the effect of "this is rediculous, it's 7-11 for crying out loud, you're known for slurpees!"
The funniest thing that ever happened to me while stoned was... I was at the store buying more gummi bears(they work wonders for cotton mouth) and the checker out of nowhere says "did you notice the soda prices went up?" and I say "no" and he says "yeah they used to be 1.19 and now it's 1.32. it's crazy. damn the governor and damn the government, always trying to make a profit" I kid you not, this checker busts out with this information and gets all huffy about it. As soon as me and my friend walked out of the store we died laughing. If you could only have seen his face.
Oh and as for drinking, it'll do every now and then, but I'd much rather smoke. No hang over and you can never die from smokin too much. :D |
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| Furel |
| Weed should be Universally legalized man... Ive done some stupid while stoned too. I was once at a friends farm, smoking and drinking all day. And then at night we found a tractor, a really old one. Then me and friend had the "smart" idea of turning it on. So we started pulling the gears and (we would never start it cause we didnt have the key, but it never crossed our minds) and the tractor moved. So got we got happy, but it didnt move anymore. After sometime it got boring cause we couldnt start the engine, so we just left it and went to sleep. Next day, we found the tractor inside the wharehouse. The gear we pulled when it moved was the handbreak. So it broke thru the fence in front of it, kept moving and stopped inside the warehouse, where some damage was also done. The land wasnt flat, so it moved inertially. |
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| Dj_Psygnosis |
The very first time ever i had smoked was over 2 years ago and i was paranoid to the house....my bro let me punch 2 cones and then he left me alone by myself in the house...i could feel my legsaching and my head spinning so i went to bed and i was scared, i could hear people running up the steps and going back again, repeating it....i heard music going off and i heard some wailing...and whenever i lifted my leg up i could feel as if i had been walking all day and someone was massaging it....it felt like sex...
BUT last month i smoked, me and my friend started dancing outside a stripclub out side with the hooker just ooking at me :P
BUT unfortunately the scariest day of my life was when i got busted by my mum, i smoked to jays of Columbian Gold which is real harsh but soooooo powerful so i was crazy smoking 2..
when i was ripped i wanted to go home and listen to music and eat (the best when ripped) , as soon as i reached the door my bro something gibberish and i was staring at the keyhole and the key for 3 minutes long (NO joke), then my mum opened the door and yelled...my heart skipped probably 7 beats...i ran into my room and went to bed trying to let my mum not know....cause she knows me as the goodie..
she finally did find out and cried, pretty slack and then she told me to put the rubbish down...damn...i walked with my head spining and i accidently threw the rubbish at the mail boxes thinking the rubbish bins had gone small...overall, a pretty scary day.
One other day i was riped before this, i was ripped and sleepwalking cause i was very tired to the smoking, so i sleepwalked to the bin and unziped my pants and started pissing in their...my bro came and slapped me in the head, thats when i realised...
havent touched that since.:eyes: :eyes: |
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| Dj_Psygnosis |
| Oh and did i mention that one day me and my friend got ripped and went and saw KUNG POW - ENTER THE FIST in the cinemas and we laughed so hard that they actually had to kick us out....damn, whoever gets ripped, please see this movie....OMG, the best. |
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| BTG |
OMG, yesterday i was ed, and I was playing sega with my friend for like 2 hours.
We were playing Streets of Rage, i think. Its a co-op game, but my friend hit me, so i'm like "YOU BITCH!" and so we were ignoring the badguys, and we wasted 3 lives x 3 continues, fighting to the death. ;) it was good.
Then i started playing counter-strike with my other friend, and god damn..i was screaming like a ing banshee. |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj_Psygnosis
Oh and did i mention that one day me and my friend got ripped and went and saw KUNG POW - ENTER THE FIST in the cinemas and we laughed so hard |
blah, i'll watch that now stoned, i just bought it for $2.50 :D |
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| uwmadtrance |
| I got lost in my own bedroom. |
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| cap |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrummeRaver86
I think the stuipdest thing i ever did when i was stoned was that me and my friends went into a movie theater to watch some random movie (forget which). we bought a pak of gummy bears and we started licking them and throwing them at the screen. the great thing is they stuck! one of my friends missed and hit someone in the back of the head, so we got kicked ot...but it was wicked while it lasted |
lol nice story. i should break out some more but they are a lil too immature for this board i think :( |
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| cap |
| so kung pow is a good stoned movie? I was thinking of buying the CKY series. I've never seen them...but from what I hear they'd be hilarious while stoned!! |
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| Nicke |
| quote: | Originally posted by cap
so kung pow is a good stoned movie? I was thinking of buying the CKY series. I've never seen them...but from what I hear they'd be hilarious while stoned!! |
Just don't try to do anything they do yourself :stongue: |
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