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Funniest thing you did while stoned........ (pg. 9)
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| fr0st |
| Well i dont know bout you guys but driving under the influence of anything is illegal here in america. Im not sure bout other countries but it is here. You wanna know the best part he served like 7months in a juvenile detention center and was released. |
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| fr0st |
| on and on a side note it was that he hit her at a high speed he was going rather slow. It just she was cought under the car and dragged and he didnt even realize. |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Furel
Thats for yall flamming stonner to chill to this non-trance tune..
I smoke 2 joints in the morning
I smoke 2 joints at night
I smoke 2 joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel allright!
I smoke 2 joints in times of peace
and 2 and times of war.
I smoke 2 jopints before I smoke 2 joints
and then I smoke 2 more!
Thats what I do! WOW!
Daddy he once told me
"Son you be hard working man"
And mama she once told me
"Son you do the best you can"
But then one day, I met a man
who came to me and said:
"Hard work's good and hard work's fine
but first take care of HEAD!"
I smoke 2 joints in the morning
I smoke 2 joints at night
I smoke 2 joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel allright!
I smoke 2 joints in times of peace
and 2 and times of war.
I smoke 2 jopints before I smoke 2 joints
and then I smoke 2 more!
- The Toys
(But I like the Sublime version better!) |
You need a lot of $$$ and a very good lung to smoke this much and still be alive :p |
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| miss_e |
damn there are some hilarious stories here..
specially died reading the one about the box.
weirdest trip: i smoked some laced weed (Which is what you mainly get down in panama anyway) with a few friends. everything was good until i headed home. one the way all of a sudden i feel as if i were a bouncing ball. it was so trippy at first but after a while i couldnt stop it and it started giving me a headache. i felt as if my whole body was bouncing up and down non stop...the more the weed wore off and slower i bounced..
funniest movie: zoolander <-- OMFG i think i died that day. though when i saw it under normal conditions i thought it was pretty stupid
funnest place: in my pool area, there's a section where the kids play. so my friends and i decided to hotbox one of those fisher-price kiddie houses made out of plastic. it was so tiny that three of us were practically sitting on top of each other.
and no, i dont have any funny stories like the rest of you |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by miss_e
funnest place: in my pool area, there's a section where the kids play. so my friends and i decided to hotbox one of those fisher-price kiddie houses made out of plastic. it was so tiny that three of us were practically sitting on top of each other. |
Picturing it on my mind is funny enough for me :p Anyway, I've already posted all the stories I know at
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...light=acid+maaz
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| miss_e |
^^ maaaaz you have interesting friends! had a blast reading the stories though.
i remember when i dropped this one time, i danced for about 6 hours straight. then sadly i had to go home around 7 and when i got home as i lay in bed with some of my girlfriends, i got up and said "guys the air conditioner is playing trance" whatta good trip :p |
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| cap |
| haha, fisher price kids room! That's my new #1 Hotbox destination |
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| BTG |
Lastnight, i smoked for like the first time in a week.
I rolled the smallest little joint i've ever seen..but since its laced with god knows what, and i'm an ez bake anyways, i was pretty good.
I was watching TV, and i was flipping through, and on the Christian channel, there was this old man, with glasses, and a beard, who was taking phone calls.
Since he was also dressed in white, i automatically thought it was god.
I picked up the phone and called the number, cause I needed to know what colour my socks were, cause the lights were off, and I forgot...
I didn't get through though, i think it was pre-recorded...but funny anyways. |
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| The Highroller |
BEST THREAD EVER!!
| quote: | Originally posted by fr0st
Ok heres one of my few smoking stories, but its funny as hell. Well my friend had just bought a new water bong with a ice catcher thingy and told me since i never smoke id smoke out of this and enjoy it. Well him and 3 more of the friends come over to my house. We smoked till we couldnt possible smoke anymore it got to the point where we were holding the bong for each other cuzz we were un capable to do it ourselves. So we then decide to watch freejack. Well we my one friend realy gets whack when hes gets a little stone sooo you can imagine when hes bake out of his mind. Well we all sit to watch the movie then i say "im gonna get the munchies" so i run out of the room and grab Heath klondike bars for all. Along with papertowls of course. Well the one friend starts eatings then he says "This thing is soo huge, its like 10lbs of icecream, i feel like a little rabbit nibbling on some grass" we all start luaghing are asses off, meanwhile the movie hasnt started yet, So we tell him to start it, hes says "why did you stop the movie i was enjoying it". Were all like dude the movie never started. So i get up and start the movie
bout 15min into the movie everyone is done with their icecream cept good ole mark he still has more than half the klondike bar left. to this day i dont know how he ate sooo little. So he says "I dont want anymore", reply "throw it away", 5min later he says "i dont want it", meanwhile its been dripping all over him and down his arm. He says in the most pathetic voice i have ever heard, like a little 6 year old "help me, i dont know what to do" reply "wrap it in the paper towel i gave you and throw it away you dumb bitch", by this time everyone in the room is dying and choking and rolling arround luaghing at him. he then says "i dont know how, please john help me." So to save him some dignity i grab his ice cream and throw it away. But if you guys just could imagine some 19year guy sitting on the floor with a klodike bar melting down his arm saying i dont know what to do it a 6year old ,bout ready to cry voice. you get the picture. |
OMG!! i seriously CRIED when i read this :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| cap |
Man.....the other night...we were smoking a bowl in pipe in some guys car in an empty parking lot.
And all of a sudden, this truck comes driving in the lot at full speed, shines us for 20 seconds, then does 5 donuts and leaves. that was ok...but then, a minute later, a parking enforcement car comes into the parking lot ( and at first glance they do look like cops, so my friend panicks and throws the pipe up into the air, the weed spills all over the car, and he throws his remaining weed on me! (trying to make me look guilty!)
luckily it wasnt a cop but this was a true sign of no loyality! what an ass!! |
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| The Highroller |
| well in toronto if you got caught with weed it wouldn't really matter. they might just slap you with a fine.. ooo nooo! :rolleyes: |
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| cap |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Highroller
well in toronto if you got caught with weed it wouldn't really matter. they might just slap you with a fine.. ooo nooo! :rolleyes: |
bull. that isnt passed yet. and he had a 1/4 on him....
would u smoke a joint outside a cop station if i paid for the "fines"? ?? |
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