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Funniest thing you did while stoned........ (pg. 2)
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| 69 KrAzY G 69 |
for me its probly the way i drive my friends always laugh. Yesterday we hotboxed my car and i was driving after adn i coundt see , they were laughign there ass off cuz i was driving on teh wrong side of the road sometimes.
ANd let alonde yesterday i got in a accdint B4 I was high, i hit my friends car by accdient it was 2 little scratchs and the estimate is $300 wtf?!:whip: |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
One friend thought my other friends cat was a lion and was freaked out by it.
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Dood, that happend to me the other day. My cat started walking twoards me, and for like 1/2 a second, i thought it was a cougar. I like screamed, and my dad came down to see what was wrong :D |
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| JohnSmith |
you idiot, what if you'd run into another car while driving on the wrong side of the road and couldn't see?
getting stoned and driving around seems fun until your at some ladys funeral watching her mourn her dead daughter.
anyway, all seriousness aside, the funniest thing i ever heard when stoned was said by my girlfriend. we were all hanging out, and she says "I feel like lemonade". My friend says, "well we don't have lemonade, we have ice tea, or maybe some pop?" she says, "no, i don't WANT lemonade, i feel like i AM lemonade. like i feel like my body is made out of lemonade!" |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by JohnSmith
you idiot, what if you'd run into another car while driving on the wrong side of the road and couldn't see?
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| bassaholix |
| quote: | | Dood, that happend to me the other day. My cat started walking twoards me, and for like 1/2 a second, i thought it was a cougar. I like screamed, and my dad came down to see what was wrong |
ROFL x 20 |
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| DJ_Skaya |
I remember one time in the middle of the night, my friend and I were high as and we hopped the fence to this large industrial oil complex near our house. We found these 3 foot long metal pipes on the ground and thought they were guns. At that moment I yelled "COUNTER-STRIIIIIKE!" and we both simultaneously pick up the guns and ran our asses of pretending to shoot each other:D Lucky for us we didn't trip any alarms and weren't loud enough for someone to call the cops.
I think on that same night after the counter strike we walked through this forest, and on the edge of it were these lights shining through the trees. To me for some reason it made all the leaves on all the trees in the forest look like they were all flashing like strobe lights, and I just started Groovin like no ones business for about ten minutes:p |
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| DJ RozzeR |
I think i was Pissed and Stoned this one time back at college , I formated about 20 computers at college.
for those who dont now what format is do this
start / run / format c: /y old DOS game |
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| Nicke |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RozzeR
I think i was Pissed and Stoned this one time back at college , I formated about 20 computers at college.
for those who dont now what format is do this
start / run / format c: /y old DOS game |
Heh, I hope there wasn't anything important on those computers :D
Just curious, what's the "/y old DOS game" part for? |
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| AlphaStarred |
one time was in my step-bro's house and got stoned out of my mind. We saw a cockaroach on the floor and were looking at it for about 10 minutes and laughing our heads off. Later he asked me to throw out some garbage outside of his apartment building...i came out and when i tried to go back i forgot to look at what apt. he lived in...and so i've walked around the building at about 4 am looking for his apt. for as long as i can remember.
Another time i got stoned and went to work out in the gym. I tried to do bench press but i was cracking up like crazy and people thought i was crazy. At the same day i tried to pick up a 19-year old at the gym...i must've asked her name about 3 times within 5 minutes :D
The last time i smoked up i was in a friend's house and i thought my feet were stuck to the floor...i asked him to check under my feet and see if there's anything there pulling me down :eek: |
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| kirbtastic |
| i was forced to work late on a project..so i decided to smoke a little and grab some beers. i was the only one in the office. i crazy glued my bosses shoes and coffee cup to the ceiling in his office. that prick deserved it, he stole my umbrella during a down poor and made me work late. of course he knew it was me, and it just started a practical joke war for many many months |
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| benoitfan |
| quote: | | Just curious, what's the "/y old DOS game" part for? |
/y answers yes to the question rightaway, so it skips that part. the old DOS game I guess it was his attempt to persuade fellow TAs to try it :haha: |
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| DarkTrance |
| I never really do stupid things when i'm high, I usually just chill but I've seen a lot of stupid things being done during my smoking experience. One of the stupidest prolly has to be one day a few buddies of mine and I were smkoing started off with a blunt which lead into another bulnt. All our buddies left except for me and the kid who's house we were at. We smoked more, and made a gravity bong in his brother's room. While smoking my buddy picks up what he thinks is his brother's phone and tells him to make his brother somthing to eat or his phone will be in the water.. my friend pretends to throw the phone to scare him but he slips and the phone goes in the water, but he get's the phone out of the water and guess what... it was his phone and he didn't know.. he thought it was his brother's phone... some of the funniest i've ever seen... and btw i'm typin this while i'm blown off of my ass. I picked up some good pot tofday :) |
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