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Masturbation (pg. 10)
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| JohnSmith |
| nasty! lassie? ! NASTY!! |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
also during the school summer holidays (when i was at school) i used to have a wank to lassie every morning. i didnt realise i was doing this until after about 2 weeks.... must be lassies long luscious golden hair :nervous: |
You like blondes way too much :D |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
i used to do the same back when i lived with my mum, she changed my bed clothes everyweek, and im sure she caught on to the 'i spilled my cornflakes there' excuse everyweek... surely she noticed it was in the same spot everyweek :rolleyes: :p :stongue:
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if ur mum had told u that u couldnt eat food anymore in ur room u wouldve been rather stuffed :toothless :p |
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| DaveSaenz |
"What did you say Lassie??"
"Bark bark woof wooooof."
"Timmy fell down teh well?"
"Aarf"
"I'm not gonna rescue that little anymore....."
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| beema |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
i used to do the same back when i lived with my mum, she changed my bed clothes everyweek, and im sure she caught on to the 'i spilled my cornflakes there' excuse everyweek... surely she noticed it was in the same spot everyweek :rolleyes: :p :stongue:
edit: also during the school summer holidays (when i was at school) i used to have a wank to lassie every morning. i didnt realise i was doing this until after about 2 weeks.... must be lassies long luscious golden hair :nervous: |
jeeze man...you were one freakin wierd kid...:nervous: |
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| DaveSaenz |
FYI
There were many diff Lassies. They kept dieing, and so they would just replace them hehe. I think there were about 8......
Is anyone else waiting for CUbe to come on????????
:nervous: :D |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
FYI
There were many diff Lassies. They kept dieing, and so they would just replace them hehe. I think there were about 8......
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i liked the hot one :D :p |
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| orange4 |
i'd read ago that SPERM is full in proteins for the organism, when accumulated... can anyone confirm that?
DON'T MASTURBATION...
GET THE PROTEIN!
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| chris_norris |
I think masturbation has to be healthy - about once/twice a day for me. How could it be unhealthy if so many people do it?
Its good though - think about it - you can have sex with anyone you want (in your head of course).....even Lassie :D |
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| attacc |
| quote: | Originally posted by chris_norris
I think masturbation has to be healthy - about once/twice a day for me. How could it be unhealthy if so many people do it?
Its good though - think about it - you can have sex with anyone you want (in your head of course).....even Lassie :D |
yeah, but it sucks compared to the real thing :( |
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| Lost Inhibition |
| run ****** run before these perverts expand ur !!! there will be no screwing the dog named lassie damnit!:haha: |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by cammie
btw i love masturbating for my hubby |
Yeah, my ex-girlfriend used to do that, it was the greatest thing ever. No, seriously.
Why did I ever break up with her?
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Jay
You are a sicko. Stop spillin' the cornflakes :toothless |
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