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Masturbation (pg. 9)
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| KaPs |
| HAHA -- if you feel guilty, you must be catholic =p |
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| JohnSmith |
| quote: | Originally posted by hangover
The really annoying thing is trying to take a piss a few hours later... |
no way, that's the best part! |
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| JohnSmith |
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
yeah right! I beat that in the last year!!
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj2kTA
Have you ever been down there dude? It can get pretty wet. Although it may not 'squirt'. |
Ahem... correction, I happen to have an opposing statement to that. I did have a rather substantial experience with female species that did exhibit a pattern of excessive propulsion of fluids. At first glance I was nearly shocked, mentally classifying that reaction as "urination" but as I later found out, female reproductive organ is a lot like grapefruit - the best one of them squirt... :p
:D :toothless
If you don't believe me, search Kazaa or alike for "female ejaculation" reference material.
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| L0newo1F |
Heres another tester :D
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| beema |
jesus christ!!
7 pages already? I go away from TA for an hour and look what happens :toothless
well...I would make a comment, but Im sure someone has already said it in one of the 7 pages...and I am not about to read through them all to find out
HAPPY JERKIN! |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by JohnSmith
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
yeah right! I beat that in the last year!!
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
somebody should start a "what's the most times you've ever masturbated in 24 hours?" poll :D |
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| TiestoFanMatt |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
somebody should start a "what's the most times you've ever masturbated in 24 hours?" poll :D |
5...it got quite painful and altho i wanted to keep going, i felt more about my health.
Only concequence of having a wank is the tissue paper build up. Mum always thinks i have a cold and im sick...im sure she REALLY knows what im up to, but ar well!
Anyway, i think blokes are split into two
1) with g/f's. They have sex but it depends if they wank. Early in relationship u shag like bunnies, so no, later, and maybe once in a week when ur horney. Oh and when girl is on her rag. U either wank or look else where :mad: (girls are selfish and wont releive u:p )
2) Without g/f. THen it becomes obsession..incl build up of porn on hardrive!
I really do miss my girlfriend, long distance is !
I enjoy the satisfaction after the wank.
Btw how far can u shoot ur boys? i got it past me ear once hahahha
I love threads like this.
Long live this thread!!! |
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| cammie |
| quote: | Originally posted by fastmp3
i'm just curious about something : altho you girls have boyfriends , do you still buy dildos and other sex toys you can play with when you are alone ? :tongue2 |
ummmmmmm..... i'm married and i still use my 'toys', alone, or sometimes we use them together. btw i love masturbating for my hubby and i totally enjoy being an audience when he feels like beating it. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by TiestoFanMatt
Early in relationship u shag like bunnies |
best phrase of the day :D :D :D |
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| Magimaster |
LOL I love this thread...
lesse....new questions have been asked :
Most times in a day?
I dunno, like 5-6. Can't remember. Gets hard after that though, depending on the interval :p
How far can I shoot?
LOL :P Imma gonna have to find this one out. |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
did anyone crack the, 'masturbation is wank' joke yet?
had 2 today. usually have atleast one a day... before i go to sleep.... and rollover on my side and blow it on the matress.... i have a double bed ya see :D
i used to do the same back when i lived with my mum, she changed my bed clothes everyweek, and im sure she caught on to the 'i spilled my cornflakes there' excuse everyweek... surely she noticed it was in the same spot everyweek :rolleyes: :p :stongue:
edit: also during the school summer holidays (when i was at school) i used to have a wank to lassie every morning. i didnt realise i was doing this until after about 2 weeks.... must be lassies long luscious golden hair :nervous: |
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