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Masturbation (pg. 4)
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| Drifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Micheline
come to my place and have fun looking. |
new paint work i see :nervous: |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance_Nut
LOL
Its bad tho when you dont even do it with your girl a night but you and she both wake up and you have to explain the white spot in the middle of her back. (wet dreams happen to all at the worst time!!!) |
ROFL never happened to me- but look how many posts/views this is getting! this thread is gonna be a good one, im ashamed i never thought of it myself |
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| drizzt81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
LOL i love finding unidentified sperm |
that reminds me of a joke:
3 women are walking down the street and stop to look at the window of a Disney Store. They suddenly notice a huge blob of sperm on the window.
Blackhaired woman "eww.. who'd what off in front of a disney store?"
Redhead "yeah, that is gross"
Blonde "yup. totally disgusting"
after a couple of minutes of expressing their disgust:
Blackhaired woman "well, I am kinda curious, if is was my boyfriend"
The blackhaired one takes a sample with her finger and tried is "nope, not my BF"
The redhead "yeah i am wondering too", so she tries as well..
"nope, not my BF" and talking to the blackhaired one "not yours either BTW."
the blond "ok, i need to know" she, too samples.
"He isn't from Boston, i can tell u that much"
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| Trance_Nut |
PS this cracks me up. Less than 30 minutes and we are at 30+ replies!
Everyone loves masturbation!
Its all over! My pants, your pants and all over the boards. eeewww |
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| Micheline |
| i bet tranceEyes is colecting the sperm in botles of every boyfriend she had. |
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| Drifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
ROFL never happened to me- but look how many posts/views this is getting! this thread is gonna be a good one, im ashamed i never thought of it myself |
if you thought of it the thread will be up to a hundred or so pages...*wow chick starting masturbation thread....must see* |
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| ALGENIS |
| I'm not addicted to it, An earlier reply said he does it once a day on average...I do it like once every other day.......its the guilt factor thats all |
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| trancEyes22 |
| all this talk of masturbation is getting me a little hot and bothered...lol im such a man when it comes to sex |
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| Micheline |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
all this talk of masturbation is getting me a little hot and bothered...lol im such a man when it comes to sex |
go ahead, masturbate.
i can try and send you a pic if you want. |
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| Drifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by ALGENIS
I'm not addicted to it, An earlier reply said he does it once a day on average...I do it like once every other day.......its the guilt factor thats all |
male dogs can't masturbate so they find any bitch they can and you don't hear them complaining...but us humans can't do that otherwise every country will have the poulation of china |
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| Trance_Nut |
Dont feel guilty bra!
If you got a girl preggo.. then you should be guilty. But as long as you enjoyed it and no one walked in on you (unless they wouldnt mind finishing you off) its all good. |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Micheline
go ahead, masturbate.
i can try and send you a pic if you want. |
lol wheres my boyfriend to protect me :nervous: :nervous: :haha: |
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