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Masturbation (pg. 11)
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| Maaz |
Damn... now I want to do it doggy style with Lassie too :D
Well, not anymore :p |
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| Muff2K |
damn, dont visit the forums for a couple days and look what kinda threads pop up!
good thread man |
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| Stanza |
Not sure if this has been posted before but for expert advice on this topic I advise you to check out www.jackinworld.com
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| kewlness |
What I found in Jackinworld...
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Penis Safety
The penis isn't a terribly delicate organ — but it is made of skin and flesh, after all. In fact, the skin is much thinner on the penis than, say, on your hand or arm, so it can actually get damaged pretty easily.
1. Never insert your penis anywhere there's a chance it could get stuck. If it gets stuck just a little it will swell, and then it'll be stuck for good. A friend who's an emergency-room physician once had to use a diamond-cutting saw to remove a metal wheel bearing from a man's penis. You do not want to be that man! Few things could be more embarrassing than walking into an ER with an injury caused by an irresponsible sex act. Before you try to have sex with a bottle, think for a minute about what that would be like.
2. Don't try to enlarge your penis using any non-medical method. A larger penis is something most guys would really like, and some do anything to try to get it. That's why there are so many "penis-enlarging" devices being sold in the backs of magazines by unscrupulous people out to make a buck. But these devices can be harmful. They can unnaturally stretch your tissues, and the ones that use a vacuum pump can be really bad for the blood vessels of your penis, which are responsible for erection. Even if these devices worked, what would you rather have: a natural penis that works, or a slightly larger one that will never get erect again? Don't believe the hype — your penis is fine the way it is, and treat it well.
3. Don't masturbate with a vacuum cleaner. Many guys, in an attempt to simulate the suction action of oral sex, play around with a vacuum cleaner hose. For the same reasons as #2, this is a bad idea. Anything that creates more suction than a human mouth can injure you.
The Self-Sucking Thing
You can injure yourself trying to suck your own penis. A lot of guys want to be able to give themselves oral pleasure — to stimulate their own penis with their mouth. Unfortunately, only a small percentage are able to do this, either because their penis is very large or because they're unusually limber. But a lot of people have injured themselves trying — we heard from one guy who once spent a couple of weeks in the hospital for a spinal injury he got while trying to do this. So, never put unusual strain on your back trying to reach your penis with your mouth. It's not worth the risk!
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| Dj DoomForce |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
"What did you say Lassie??"
"Bark bark woof wooooof."
"Timmy fell down teh well?"
"Aarf"
"I'm not gonna rescue that little anymore....."
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ROFL LOOOOOOL that was bliss!
ever tried drinking a lot of milk and other sperm-stimulating stuff(i've heard that somewhere) and experience a bit different ejaculation? like,more "solid"? ppl find it more pleasurable;)
thats why sanke was called "Solid" in MGS :rolleyes: |
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| Dj DoomForce |
| quote: | Originally posted by kewlness
What I found in Jackinworld... |
search google or kazaa for a pic named "pryceless006"...its an awesome pic of a guy sucking his own penis,photographed by a secret cam:haha: |
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| cUbe |
| quote: | | Cuz I'm a guy and I feel guity after I do it, I wanna know if other guys feel bad and guilty after they do it to. |
lol do u masturbate over your mum or something? |
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| Nige| |
DONT LET THIS DIE!!
BUMP :p |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nige|
DONT LET THIS DIE!!
BUMP :p |
it died along with lassie :( :p |
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| Nige| |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
it died along with lassie :( :p |
:whip: :whip: |
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| Tiger777 |
Is it me or does this toppic just makes my laugh! I mean, the things I've read in here, about things flying at magazines, televisions, walls, papers, furniture, AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER THINGS.
and then there are this quotes from Jackinworld
| quote: | | walking into an ER with an injury caused by an irresponsible sex act. |
| quote: | | Don't masturbate with a vacuum cleaner |
don't worry, i wasn't planning to :tongue3
real funny toppic :haha: |
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