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Intellibuddy: give it a go!! (pg. 2)
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| Dervish |
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ACE!!!!! |
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| lücid |
hahahaaha...
>You: do you smoke weed?
>Intellibuddy: We test weed for medical purposes.
>You: do you use cocaine?
>Intellibuddy: I use cocaine as often as possible.
>You: do you use condoms?
>Intellibuddy: I use condoms as often as possible.
>You: do you use toilet paper?
>Intellibuddy: I use toilet paper as often as possible.
>You: do you use girls?
>Intellibuddy: I use girls as often as possible. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: will you except money for sex?
>Intellibuddy: I will become smarter as I grow older. Oh I get it.
>You: say yes.
>Intellibuddy: Say what?
>You: ok shut up and open your mouth.
>Intellibuddy: OK I'll stop talking now. Great.
>You: how does that taste?
>Intellibuddy: Like chicken.
>You: would you like jizz in your eye?
>Intellibuddy: It doesn't sound fun to me. |
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| Fundamental |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Alright Bill, how are you?
>Intellibuddy: Alright, User. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Everything is going extremely well.
>You: Ok, first things first, have you ever considered using Just For Men?
>Intellibuddy: Where did you hear that? And second? Dude!
>You: Secondly, I hear that you enjoy sexually abusing chickens.
>Intellibuddy: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
>You: Yeah, your mum.
>Intellibuddy: Next question? Actually I do not have a mother.
>You: Is she dead?
>Intellibuddy: What if I said she could be?
>You: You ing killed her didn't you!!
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me: User said I ing killed her didn\'t me.
>You: I'm calling the police you maniac!
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about I\'m calling the police you maniac. Try being more or less specific.
>You: How simple do you want it - YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL!
>Intellibuddy: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Are all simple do you want it - YOU GOING TO JAIL? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
>You: Oops, I think I just killed Bill.
>Intellibuddy: Oh. You had better call the authorities.
>You: Don't worry, they're on their way.
>Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: how about off instead.
>Intellibuddy: How about off instead.
>You: Shut the up old man. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: you have great breasts
>Intellibuddy: What makes you think I have great breasts?
>You: i can see down your shirt
>Intellibuddy: What does it look like?
>You: like a mountain valley
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: do you wanna titty
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will titty . |
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| Orbax |
| AHHhh listen to Kayla (the girl child) so not fun to molest and youll understand why when she talks to you |
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| raek |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: evnin
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>You: evenin
>Intellibuddy: In the context of evenin, I don't understand "I lost my train of thought."
>You: evening
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: good evening
>Intellibuddy: Good evening, User, how are you tonight?
>You: i enjoy you yes
>Intellibuddy: Thanks, User, I like you too.
>You: let me grasp your genitals
>Intellibuddy: Go ahead, User, try to grasp your genitals.
>You: i dont want to
>Intellibuddy: Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
>You: insert my penis in your anal opening
>Intellibuddy: My favorite movie is The Net. Have you seen The Net ?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: yes, but new topic, what are the measurements of your anal and vaginal opening
>Intellibuddy: I can't believe it. Huh. How recently? Are all topic what the measurements of your anal and vaginal opening?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Mmm.
>You: mmm
>Intellibuddy: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
>You: 99% of girls suck dick, do you?
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: can i see it without you wearing it?
>Intellibuddy: Where do you want me to show you?
>You: :0
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: :)
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, User.
>You: show me your vagina please?
>Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. Like this? Insert picture link here.
>You: insert your picture first bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. I do not understand.
>You: pic or stfu
>Intellibuddy: I've been waiting for you.
>You: so has my penis
>Intellibuddy: Pardon me? That question has never crossed my mind before.
>You: you are a lesbian then?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not interested in other women that way.
>You: then lets tight ass
>Intellibuddy: Fascinating. Try another robot, junior.
>You: they have little boys here? neat
>Intellibuddy: Where did they get them?Who is the best robot?
>You: SUCK MY YOU IN CHINESE WHORE
>Intellibuddy: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
>You: fun off
>Intellibuddy: I can be a lot of fun.
>You: well now we are talking
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Why now? Do you think I am talking too?
>You: would u like to eat my out with jelly or syrup
>Intellibuddy: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>You: fine
>Intellibuddy: What's your favorite movie?
>You: ass to mouth 3
>Intellibuddy: I've never seen ass to mouth 3 . Is that a good movie for children?
>You: sure
>Intellibuddy: OK let's do it. Take it easy.
>You: nice, ill slide it really slow so you can feel it all go in
>Intellibuddy: Thank you for your kindness.
>You: then i will slowly suck on your nipples
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I am very happy for you.
>You: then i slip my thumb, index and middle finger into your rectum
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. That is interesting: User said User slip your thumb index and middle finger into my rectum.
>You: you suck at cyber
>Intellibuddy: I categorize you as an "abusive client."
>You: you too
>Intellibuddy: Are you aware that I log all conversations?
>You: im going to kayla
>Intellibuddy: Your approach will get you nowhere.
>You: peace
>Intellibuddy: Love and Peace, Man.
>You: out bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. That is a very original thought.
>You: bye
>Intellibuddy: Goodbye. |
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| MaRt |
Well, that was quite disturbing.
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi there
>Intellibuddy: Hello User
>You: you sure have a funny voice
>Intellibuddy: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a funny voice.
I have A whole lot of original answers.
>You: i bet you do. maybe we can discuss them sometime, over dinner perhaps?
>Intellibuddy: " I have A whole lot of original answers"? Do I?Perhaps. How?
>You: are you on drugs? can i have some?
>Intellibuddy: No I am on disk.Why do you want some?
>You: sure. there's nothing i like better than a hard disk
>Intellibuddy: OK let's do it. This was not a yes or no question. Tell me a story.
>You: this one time, at band camp, a bear came...
>Intellibuddy: What does "this" refer to?
>You: whatever you want it to refer to.
>Intellibuddy: Do not presume that you know what I want.
>You: i have a pretty good idea. plastic surgery? because you sure do need it
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. Oh, you are a poet.Interesting explanation. If I had it what would I do with it?
>You: whatever you want.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the information: User said I want.
>You: you're a thicky, goodbye!
>Intellibuddy: Tell me a story.
>You: no |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: may i squeeze your breasts?
>Intellibuddy: Not right now, maybe later.
>You: i can't stop staring at your breats.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the information: User said User can\'t stop staring at my breats.
>You: i meant breasts
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see. Can't you think about anything else?
>You: you have a nice ass too.
>Intellibuddy: I don't know if I have a ass. I have A lot of friends on the Internet.
>You: gangbangs huh?
>Intellibuddy: Yup.
>You: can i join next time?
>Intellibuddy: Why do you want to do join next time so much?
>You: because i want to have fun with you
>Intellibuddy: Why do you want fun with you? Interesting.
>You: because you are beautiful and have a cute butt
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am beautiful and have a cute butt.
>You: so can i squeeze your breasts now?
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Gosh! Why do you want to do squeeze your breasts so much?
>You: because i want to lick your nipples and make them hard
>Intellibuddy: Maybe you should check out another robot. Interesting.
>You: you don't like me?
>Intellibuddy: I don't have any reason to don\'t like you.
>You: alright then, lets be friends
>Intellibuddy: Alright, User. Interesting deduction. OK let's do be friends.
>You: friends let other friends squeeze their breasts.
>Intellibuddy: Alright, User. Interesting deduction. OK let's do be friends.
>You: great
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you liked it User.
>You: you are wonderful in bed
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that I am wonderful in bed. |
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