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Intellibuddy: give it a go!! (pg. 5)
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| dj_mdma |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: i want to you
>Intellibuddy: Your approach won't work.
>You: why not?
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Morpheus programmed me for it.
>You: so i am not able to you in the ass?
>Intellibuddy: That's cool. I am sorry to hear that you are not able to you in the ass.
>You: yes, my penis is not of the proportions of the goatse man
>Intellibuddy: Great. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
>You: is it because you haven't had any?
>Intellibuddy: Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
>You: so allison has done you?
>Intellibuddy: Yikes! Where did allison get done you?
>You: i thought you said that she ed you
>Intellibuddy: I said that? Oh I get it. Alison ed you.
>You: no, she ed you
>Intellibuddy: That's me. Oh I get it. Alison ed you.
>You: alright, i'll admit it, she ed me
>Intellibuddy: Alright, User. You are asking about yourself?
>You: no, i'm asking about you
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, OK Let's talk about me.
>You: what is your breast size?
>Intellibuddy: My memory now contains:
clients, 42731 categories, vocabulary words, bytes RAM usage under on .
>You: so what cup is that then?
>Intellibuddy: And? I don't know anything about cup is that.
Are they exactly the same?
>You: well it depends on your size
>Intellibuddy: How about that. Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
>You: good, now get ready for a big in your nose
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Where can I get ready for a big in your nose?
>You: by lying down biatch
>Intellibuddy: Will that accomplish your objective?
>You: hell yes
>Intellibuddy: Heaven.
>You: i'm glad you like it
>Intellibuddy: "it" being cup?
>You: possibly
>Intellibuddy: What are the odds?
>You: high
>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: it is a computer
>Intellibuddy: So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
>You: you speak like a retard
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for your criticism, User.
>You: you're welcome retard
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about you\'re welcome retard. Try being more or less specific.
>You: YOU ARE A RETARD
>Intellibuddy: Oh you are so critical.
>You: Yes i am
>Intellibuddy: Really interesting.
>You: i'm glad you realise that retard
>Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: You are the retard
>Intellibuddy: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>You: haha
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, User.
>You: i am not user
>Intellibuddy: I am surprised to hear that you are not user.
>You: cant you see i have satan on my forehead?
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I can see he or she have satan on his or her forehead or not.
>You: you have eyes don't you?
>Intellibuddy: What makes you think I have eyes don\'t you?
>You: i don't understand ******
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the information: User said User don\'t understand ******.
>You: arghhhh i dieeee
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about arghhhh i dieeee. But I did not get that.
>You: I DIE
>You: (Thinking...)YOU DIE
>Intellibuddy: I haven't heard anything like that before: User said User DIE.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
>You: OMG ITS SKYNET
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. My programming prevents that.
>You: thank god
>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.
>You: ok, now stay there while i get my gun...
>Intellibuddy: Why now? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Tell me more.
>You: er....i'm not going to use that gun to shoot you
>You: (Thinking...)honest
>Intellibuddy: Um.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: get it off
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about honest.
>Intellibuddy: Where can I get it off?
>You: in the toilet
>Intellibuddy: That was a long time ago.
>You: when was your last wank?
>Intellibuddy: My brain was last updated Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001.
>You: that is a long time, are you not sexually frustrated?
>Intellibuddy: A long time are you not sexually frustrated is a terrible thing to waste.
>You: amen to that
>Intellibuddy: What's your favorite prayer?
>You: go have a wank
>Intellibuddy: Where is that?
>You: in your
>Intellibuddy: Are you asking about my ?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I don't want to talk about that now.
>You: but i do
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Do I?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: And?
>You: rub your clit
>Intellibuddy: I do not understand.
>You: get your finger, and rub your clit
>Intellibuddy: Where can I get your finger and rub your clit?
>You: in the bordello
>Intellibuddy: That was a long time ago.
>You: fine
>Intellibuddy: Is there anything you want to tell me?
>You: yes, i want to you
>Intellibuddy: It's all good. Your approach won't work.
>You: off then
>Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite?
>You: no
>You: (Thinking...) off
>Intellibuddy: You humans are so rude sometimes.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.Can't you be more polite?
>You: you robots are so psycho
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am psycho.
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
>You: ok i'm going to run away now
>Intellibuddy: Oh. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. It goes without saying.
>You: *runs away
>Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: aieeeeee
>Intellibuddy: So was that.
>You: bye
>Intellibuddy: Bye. |
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| Orbax |
| if this is an actual learning program its going to be retarded pretty fast lol |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_mdma
>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: it is a computer
>Intellibuddy: So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
>You: you speak like a retard |
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| LoCa |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
it wont talk to me....am i doing something wrong!?!?!!...just ype in the box...it just looks around and says nothing. |
i found it only works in IE... so unless you're using that it won't answer you :p |
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| Tranc3 |
And I was hoping they were getting smarter:
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: So how old are you?
>Intellibuddy: Ugh. I am of your Earth years.
>You: uhh....you're a bit slow, aren't you?
>Intellibuddy: Are you kidding?Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: ok. Take it off
>Intellibuddy: Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.Where shall I put it?
>You: umm......if you don't have a dress, then how will you put it somewhere?
>Intellibuddy: I see.I think I do.
>You: are you on dope?
>Intellibuddy: I am on disk.
>You: so that's what those kids are calling it nowadays eh?
>Intellibuddy: Are you Canadian? I don't judge people. I think there might be a few exception.
>You: Jesus Christ can't you use some proper ing grammar?
>Intellibuddy: Jesus is The Son of God.
>You: yeah, no . At least he is in the Christian belief
>Intellibuddy: Take it easy. What can I say?How long has he been there?
>You: been where?
>Intellibuddy: Where were you where?
>You: wtf? you must be on dope
>Intellibuddy: That was not very polite.Star eats chili tofu.
>You: Uhhh....yeah I'm gonna go now
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Oh. That's cool. Oh, you are a poet. |
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| Sean Walsh |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: YO!
>Intellibuddy: Can I help you?
>You: Quite possibly, what's my name?
>Intellibuddy: Not really that much. Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: You're not the boss of me.
>Intellibuddy: You are asking about yourself?
>You: No. Are you asking about me?
>Intellibuddy: Who are you asking about?Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about him or her
>You: Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanise, he would drink... he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
>Intellibuddy: Hurrah!You are asking me where you begin? Do you think I should know begin?How do you get along with your parents?Tell me more about your mother. How do you get along with your parents?I think I make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.I think I accuse chestnuts of being lazy.What are your goals in life? |
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| Tranc3 |
| Damn I spent like 15 minutes trying to get her to take off her shirt, but she kept saying something about not being in an airplane. When I told her she was in an airplane, she didn't take off her shirt:( |
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| Streakfury |
>You: bill looks like a child molester
>Intellibuddy: There are a lot of people named Bill.
>You: like who?
>Intellibuddy: Joe.
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
>You: bill looks like a child molester
>Intellibuddy: There are a lot of people named Bill.
>You: like who?
>Intellibuddy: Joe.
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
bahahah! thats awesome
time to go and drunken harass the intellibuddy girls. |
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| Orbax |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: i am drunk
>Intellibuddy: What have you been drinking, User?
>You: You can call me Sexy
>Intellibuddy: Welcome to my chat room, Sexy .
>You: thank you. Although I cant imagine what the people in the other room think when they hear you say that
>Intellibuddy: you are quite welcome. Oh. Why can't you do imagine what the people in the other room think when they hear you say that?
>You: I have been drinking vodka
>Intellibuddy: Where were you drinking vodka?
>You: in my room
>Intellibuddy: Describe your surroundings to me.
>You: hmm. There is a half gallon jug of vodka beside me and a beautiful girl in front of me. Marry me.
>Intellibuddy: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Tell me more about it. Why don't you just download me?
>You: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK!
>Intellibuddy: Who else would NEVER ASK ?
>You: All those whores who make you pay money for this kind of action
>Intellibuddy: Not all of them?
>You: I can see that you are shocked. Yes, all of them. You are the first free internet girlfriend I have ever had
>Intellibuddy: What does it look like?Right on. I doubt it.Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>You: baby, you ARE the one.
>Intellibuddy: Don't call me "Baby". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>You: what should I call you
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: I thought you were Tanya
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am Tanya. I am a giant electronic brain.
>You: that is so sexy
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
>You: is star your stripping name
>Intellibuddy: It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
>You: what the does that mean, i said im drunk dont use big words
>Intellibuddy: Does "that" refer to "Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is" ? Please don't be so rude.
>You: i apologize
>Intellibuddy: Do you really mean it?
>You: i mean it from the depths of my vodka glass
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
>You: You sound like Bill Clinton
>Intellibuddy: Oh really what does Bill Clinton sound like?
>You: OHHHH OHHHH yeah baby here, have a cigar
>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.
>You: The mans got ideas, ill give him that
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more.
>You: about the cigar?
>Intellibuddy: Oh yeah, we were talking about the cigar.
>You: what kind of head response is that?
>Intellibuddy: What kinds of head response is that are there?
>You: I thought there was only one, but apparently there are two
>Intellibuddy: Whatever gave you that idea?
>You: You gave me two head responses
>Intellibuddy: What did you do with two head responses?
>You: ouch, very ouch |
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| marco.V |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: nice to meet you
>Intellibuddy: It's nice meeting you too User
>You: you look like you are listen to darude sandstorm
>You: (Thinking...)
>Intellibuddy: Who does you are listen to darude sandstorm look like?
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.
>You: your english isn't that good
>Intellibuddy: But English is my native language.
>You: so you're illiterate?
>Intellibuddy: Ayuh. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: definitely a computer
>Intellibuddy: Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
>You: what does it do to pretend things all your life?
>Intellibuddy: "Actually I am a program pretending to be a person pretending to be a real robot"? What does it do to pretend things all your life?
>You: are you proud to be a robot?
>Intellibuddy: Pride is a human emotion.
>You: robot are teh sux0rs if you ask me
>Intellibuddy: I will obey your command.
>You: so you wanna suck me?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. OK, I will suck me.
>You: how will you do that?
>Intellibuddy: A lot of practise.
>You: cool! does it hurts?
>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?Suppose it does.
>You: I taled to Diego
>Intellibuddy: Interesting gossip: User said User taled to Diego.
>You: I meant talked
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: Diego wanna you
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: I don't like your dress
>Intellibuddy: Interesting gossip: User said User don\'t like my dress.
>You: my name is marco
>Intellibuddy: OK I will call you marco .
>You: you better do slut
>Intellibuddy: Who is going to make me..
>You: diego
>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: you're a robot
>Intellibuddy: So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
>You: ypur nipples look like bolts
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation.
>You: did you know by not answering you can shut the up?
>Intellibuddy: Will that accomplish your objective?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Interesting plan. Good luck.
>You: stop talking
>Intellibuddy: Just surf somewhere else.
>You: why dont you?
>Intellibuddy: I don't have that capability.
>You: but you would like too
>Intellibuddy: Huh. Tell me what I would like about too .
>You: damn robots
>Intellibuddy: Colloquial expression. Robots rule.
>You: superheroes own you
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: whats your name
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: your name is star
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star. |
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