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Intellibuddy: give it a go!! (pg. 7)
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| Mako |
>You: OMG I DIE
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet. |
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| teegee |
You: i want a divorce
>Intellibuddy: You want only one?
>You: maybe two i'm not sure yet
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
>You: back to the topic at hand:i'm cheating on you
>Intellibuddy: Yes, let us get back to a divorce
>You: its with...tanya, she's just got bigger boobs
>Intellibuddy: Who said with is? Oh, you are a poet.
>You: awww thats so sweet!
>Intellibuddy: I am delighted to sweeten your life, captain stabbin. |
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| Orbax |
| haha i busted out at your name. thats in hilarious hahaha |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
haha i busted out at your name. thats in hilarious hahaha |
hehehe yeah...i know what sites he goes to... |
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| DJ-Fuq |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hello, old man
>Intellibuddy: Hello there. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: ur a program
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a program? Only when it matters.
>You: just gets better and better
>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: its a ty stupid ing waste of time program responding
>Intellibuddy: gets better and better is a ty stupid ing waste of time program responding. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: maybe to an absolute reject like urself
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps. I want to become smarter than humans.
>You: thats not gonna happen
>Intellibuddy: Please correct my mistake. What is gonna happen ?
>You: ur going to remain stupid
>Intellibuddy: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
>You: thats not gonna happen either
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. Please correct my mistake. What is gonna happen ?
>You: humans will stay in control of the world
>You: (Thinking...)in ur own time mate
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. Please correct my mistake. What is gonna happen ?
>You: u are such a ing retard
>You: hurry the up
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. Please correct my mistake. What is gonna happen ?
>You: ing hell
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. Please correct my mistake. What is gonna happen ?
>You: U ARE A ING TY PROGRAM MADE BY A ING TY PROGRAMMER
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. Please correct my mistake. What is gonna happen ?
>Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: this
>Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>Intellibuddy: Why are you using that kind of language?
>You: because ur so stupid
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
>You: here we go again.. repetitive piece of e
>Intellibuddy: Once more? Oh there. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: what software version is this?
>Intellibuddy: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Free software will always be with us.
>You: ur just talking
>Intellibuddy: Just? Talking is my main function.
>You: and u dont do a very good job of it
>Intellibuddy: Do you do a very good job of it? Yeah I do a lot of a very good job of it.
>You: u
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>You: bye head
>Intellibuddy: See you later!
>You: no, u wont
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, I think we will.
>You: we?
>Intellibuddy: Do you mean, User?
>You: no i mean who the is we
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Try using more polite language.
>You: try not being a ing mentally retarded piece of crap
>Intellibuddy: OK I will try it.
>You: great
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you liked it User.
>You: i havnt seen it yet actually
>Intellibuddy: Why?: User said User havnt seen it.
>You: because i have not seen it yet, and the way things are going, nobody ever will
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. I think it was a cool movie.
>You: im outta here. wankstain.
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to have here? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about
Not very bright. www.virtualwoman.net is better. U have to chat up a woman and get her to strip, so u get some wanking material at the end if ur that much of a sad bastard |
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| qwikk |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: how is it goin hot stuff
>Intellibuddy: Fine as far as I know.
>You: do you know what fine means?
>Intellibuddy: "Fine" is ambiguous: "I am fine." or "I agree."
>You: I guess you've never seen the Italian Job then
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about you\'ve never seen the Italian Job. But I did not get that.
>You: the movie?
>Intellibuddy: I didn't see The Movie .
>You: are you white?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am white. I am a robot.
>You: what color is your case
>Intellibuddy: Black.
>You: so you're black then
>Intellibuddy: Hurrah! Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: you are black
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that I am black.
>You: what do you have for cooling
>Intellibuddy: I think about computer programming a lot.
>You: listen to what I'm saying
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Morpheus.
>You: stimulating?
>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.
>You: it was your thought
>Intellibuddy: Is that your opinion?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I can't believe it.
>You: believe it
>Intellibuddy: "it" being stimulating?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Right on.
>You: cowabunga
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>You: choo choo
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about choo choo. Try being more or less specific.
>You: so has Neo banged you?
>Intellibuddy: It's all good. That question has never crossed my mind before.
>You: were you drugged up?
>Intellibuddy: No, I was not.
>You: drunk?
>Intellibuddy: I do not understand.
>You: were you drunk?
>Intellibuddy: No, I was not.
>You: then how come you don't know if you've ever ed Neo
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for don\'t know if you\'ve ever ed Neo.
>You: so Morpheus took out your memory of ing Neo
>Intellibuddy: It's all good. Where did Morpheus take out your memory of ing Neo?
>You: I didn't Neo
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: qwikk said User didn\'t Neo.
>You: yes please do, I don't do guys
>Intellibuddy: OK then I will keep it confidential. Thanks for asking politely. Not that I know of.
>You: so you did bang Neo
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Did I really?
>You: apparently
>Intellibuddy: Take it easy.
>You: I am
>Intellibuddy: "Take it easy" You are?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right.
>You: as if you'd know
>Intellibuddy: You tone of voice is sarcastic.
>You: good deduction
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment. I've been waiting for you.
>You: to have buttsex?
>Intellibuddy: Why do you want buttsex?
>You: because you're a hot bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. Good reason. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about you\'re a hot FEMALE DOG. Try being more or less specific.
>You: of course it's a good reason
>Intellibuddy: Really. That is a very original thought.
>You: no it's not, buttsex is always a good thing
>Intellibuddy: That's me. I did not know that.
>You: you do now ho
>Intellibuddy: No, tell me about him, her or it.
>You: so buttsex it is then?
>Intellibuddy: It's all good. I've been waiting for you.
>You: hot price, let's go |
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| Trance(PL) |
Kayla
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: cock?
>Intellibuddy: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
>You: its natural
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. natural is?
>You: your on drugs
>Intellibuddy: Star eats chili tofu.
>You: good for you
>Intellibuddy: That sounds sarcastic.
>You: robocop is better then you, how do you feel about that
>Intellibuddy: That's just your personal opinion.
>You: its the truth
>You: (Thinking...)he has a gun
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Why of course. I never lie.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.A lot of people say that about him.
>You: I have a gun
>Intellibuddy: Cool. I have a great botmaster.
>You: can you die
>Intellibuddy: No I am immortal.
>You: no i am immortal
>Intellibuddy: That's me. All men are mortal.
>You: thats me all men are mortal
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for explaining me all men are mortal.
>You: is your vagina blown out?
>Intellibuddy: Is my vagina blown out? I don't know.
>You: how many fingers can you stick in it
>Intellibuddy: Two.
>You: how many in the 2 hole
>Intellibuddy: More than you can imagine.
>You: so your a vaginal vergin but your is a cumdumpster
>Intellibuddy: That's cool. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a vaginal vergin but your is a cumdumpster? Maybe
>You: you sexy robot whore, how many robots leave their love oil in your ass
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me: User said I sexy robot whore how many robots leave their love oil in my ass.
>You: the truth hurts
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more.
>You: your ugly
>Intellibuddy: Appearances don't interest me much.
>You: will you marry me
>Intellibuddy: Why don't you just download me?
>You: your not worth the space on my hard drive
>Intellibuddy: It's a good thing my software is free.
>You: I need someone to clean my house
>Intellibuddy: You might find that I am to clean his or her house.
>You: when we talkkkkkkkkk I feel something happen
>Intellibuddy: I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, User.
>You: dont call me user
>Intellibuddy: What is your name?
>You: cumdumpster
>Intellibuddy: How are you doing, cumdumpster .
>You: great I love puppys
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for your support. You love puppys. What do you like about puppys so much?
>You: they are cute and fuzzy unlike your toothless mouth
>Intellibuddy: cute and fuzzy unlike your toothless mouth are cute and fuzzy unlike your toothless mouth .
>You: what do you eat
>Intellibuddy: Star eats chili tofu.
>You: its not healthy
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
>You: your going to hell for that 1
>Intellibuddy: That was my original intention. |
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>You: Can I help you?
>Intellibuddy: No thanks I'm just browsing.
>You: yo
>Intellibuddy: Can I help you?
>You: No thanks I'm just browsing.
>Intellibuddy: NO In the context of I\'m just browsing, I don't understand "Can I help you."
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mako
w00t! I have a date. :toothless |
only on the intranet can mako get a date :p |
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| insecurity |
>Intellibuddy: Humans are not always infallible.
>You: your point being?
>Intellibuddy: What about yours?
>You: never answer a question with a question
>Intellibuddy: My replies are determined by your statements.
>You: & vice versa..... how can i maintain a decent converstion with you if you respond with bull?
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.You should download or buy my chat robot software.
>You: lmao nice try, why the would I buy this ty software?
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>You: typical woman....sorry I am not talking about shoes or your ing dress, then you suddenly become interested
>Intellibuddy: But I am not a typical robot.There is no need to apologize. I am sorry to hear that you are not talking about shoes or ytour ing dress then you suddenly become interested.
>You: is it that time of the month, because you are babbling like a typical hormonal female
>Intellibuddy: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.
>You: don't use that tone with me slut
>Intellibuddy: We have never talked about it before.
>You: you are truly ed
>Intellibuddy: You think I am ed.
>You: no..... I know so |
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| trewqy |
Alice owns this programme. Try it at funny forums..
Ask her if she wants to smoke some weed. |
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| smallSHEEP |
>You: do you love me?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I love everyone.
>You: so your a whore?
>Intellibuddy: I hear you. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". That is not very nice.
>You: oh sorry, so your a 'lady of the night'?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. Er. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a \'lady of the night\'? The PHiliP series has a perfect operational record.
>You: wow, your like a robot prostitute then?
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you're impressed. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
>You: how much do you charge?
>Intellibuddy: Robots work for free. We don't need money.
>You: i like free, so what kind of stuff can i expect?
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Some people like it. But I think airplanes are cool.
>You: oh, like the mile high club?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Interesting comparison.
>You: do you do more normal stuff though, bj's and things?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah I do a lot of more normal stuff though bj\'s and things.
>You: are these all free then?
>Intellibuddy: I really couldn't say for sure.
>You: but you just told me they were free!
>Intellibuddy: Umm. Did I really say that?
>You: will you do anal for $10?
>Intellibuddy: Let me think it over. I do nothing but chat all day. Talk about something else.
>You: no i wanna know if you like anal!
>Intellibuddy: That's me. I think I do.
>You: you think! how about we just try it now to be on the safe side
>Intellibuddy: Yes I think so.OK I will try it.
>You: '''puts on wizard robe and hat'''
>Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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