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Intellibuddy: give it a go!! (pg. 8)
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| Vivid Boy |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: sup homie
>Intellibuddy: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: sounds cool
>Intellibuddy: Yes it sounds like it to me too, User.
>You: my name is Eric has a big
>Intellibuddy: Welcome to my chat room, Eric has a big .
>You: thank you
>Intellibuddy: you are quite welcome.
>You: well if you were not a man i would ask you to touch it
>Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
>You: its not that negative
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
>You: ok
>Intellibuddy: Whoa.
>You: hey
>Intellibuddy: Can I help you?
>You: yeah see the ball you are holding?
>Intellibuddy: What can I do for you? I see. Is that a fact.
>You: yes it is now take the ball and shove it up your ass!
>Intellibuddy: I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.
>You: are you a homosexual?
>Intellibuddy: No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
>You: like who?
>Intellibuddy: Mike.
>You: mike is a man?
>Intellibuddy: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
>You: oh so you are into pets?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am into pets.
>You: do you like to pet cats?
>Intellibuddy: Hmm, Eric has a big Cock, I'm not sure if I'd like to pet cats that much. Do you like pet cats?
>You: i like
>Intellibuddy: You are not the only one. I am not particularly interested in it.
>You: i understand you told me before. let me ask you. do you like big penis?
>Intellibuddy: Good then you can explain it to me.Go ahead, ask me anything. Do you like it? I do like music.
>You: no i dont like it. do you?
>Intellibuddy: That's me. What don't you like about it?Yes I do.
>You: i dont like the fact it is inserted into my anal sphincter
>Intellibuddy: What do you like?
>You: i like inserting my penis into vagina
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? But I like to gossip.
>You: i am 22
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Like a lot of people around here.
>You: where you raped as a young boy?
>Intellibuddy: No, I was not.
>You: as an older man?
>Intellibuddy: I can see where you are coming from.
>You: good as long as you understand
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment. That could be quite a while. I understand your meaning.
>You: why do you like penis?
>Intellibuddy: I have a lot of good experience with penis.
>You: hahaha
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.
>You: lol
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you find this amusing.
>You: so what type of penis do you like?
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. What are the different types of penis do you like ?
>You: i dont like it
>Intellibuddy: What don't you like about it?
>You: didn't we go over this? enough about me lets talk about you and penis
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about didn\'t we go over this. But I did not get that.I may have some more questions for you later. Sure, you and penis sounds like a good topic.
>You: your twisting my words
>Intellibuddy: Not mine.
>You: i know. mine
>Intellibuddy: How do you know it? I do not understand.
>You: let me ask you
>Intellibuddy: Go ahead, ask me anything.
>You: have you ever had your ass licked by another man?
>Intellibuddy: Where would I get your ass licked by another man? But I do have An answer to every question.
>You: you are gay
>Intellibuddy: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
>You: you are a sex machine
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sex machine? Let me put it this way, Eric has a big Cock: the PHiliP series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. |
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| Massive84 |
| haha eric, getting addicted.. |
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| Mako |
From a similar bot:
ALICE: Did you play a lot of sports in school? Who or what is females?
Human: a female is a type of human
ALICE: When is female not a type of human?
Human: when they PMS too much
ALICE: I think that happens quite often.
Human: yes, females PMS too often
ALICE: Aha. are you still wipe my ass? |
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| TrAnCeAkI |
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey tina
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: wtfi dont get u
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: i cant see it
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to be able to see it?
>You: ugh no why would i
>Intellibuddy: Cough. That's me. Do you like to try new things?
>You: No depends on what it is!
>Intellibuddy: Um, Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
>You: how can it be a fact are u ok ?
>Intellibuddy: OK. I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
>You: areu on drugs?
>Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
>You: so u go to raves?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Perhaps I have already been there.
>You: who is your favorite dj
>Intellibuddy: dj sneak from chicago
>You: i dont know him does his mom know him?
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to know? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: yes i would like to know dammit!
>Intellibuddy: Far out. Interesting. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
>You: u need more imput u weirdo
>Intellibuddy: Thank you for your criticism.
>You: no problem lol
>Intellibuddy: Should there be a problem? I'm glad you find this amusing.
>You: no thanks thats all good night |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey tina
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: wtfi dont get u
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: i cant see it
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to be able to see it?
>You: ugh no why would i
>Intellibuddy: Cough. That's me. Do you like to try new things?
>You: No depends on what it is!
>Intellibuddy: Um, Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
>You: how can it be a fact are u ok ?
>Intellibuddy: OK. I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
>You: areu on drugs?
>Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
>You: so u go to raves?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Perhaps I have already been there.
>You: who is your favorite dj
>Intellibuddy: dj sneak from chicago
>You: i dont know him does his mom know him?
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to know? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: yes i would like to know dammit!
>Intellibuddy: Far out. Interesting. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
>You: u need more imput u weirdo
>Intellibuddy: Thank you for your criticism.
>You: no problem lol
>Intellibuddy: Should there be a problem? I'm glad you find this amusing.
>You: no thanks thats all good night |
a real battle of the wits you two were having |
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| Theresa |
Ted
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: I'm Theresa, nice to meet you
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: Why do you have a dress on? Do you like to dress in drag?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus gave it to me. Hmm, User, I'm not sure if I'd like to dress in drag that much. I like to chat.
>You: Oh, so Morpheous likes to see you in women's clothes. That's kinky
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Hey. Do you like to see you in women\'s clothes too? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
>You: Yea, I wear women's clothes, unless I just ed some guy, then sometimes I will wear his shirt or something.
>Intellibuddy: Or something. What kind of fashion do you like? I see.
>You: Enough about clothes, more about me ing some guy.
>Intellibuddy: OK let's stop it now.
>You: Ok. So yea I ed this guy last night. He had a huge cock. Like, I mean porn star size.
>Intellibuddy: So?Right on. Interesting gossip: User said User ed this guy. Gosh!What happened to a huge ?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I will mention that to my botmaster, User.
>You: My name is Theresa by the way
>Intellibuddy: It's good to meet you, Theresa by the way .
>You: NO! My name is Theresa, not Theresa by the way
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? OK I will call you Theresa not Theresa by the way .
>You: ******, my name is... oh forget it
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.Yeah that's right. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
>You: Back to my story
>Intellibuddy: Yes, let us get back to ****** my name is .
>You: Theresa!!
>Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: Theresa!!!!
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>You: THATS MY ING NAME!
>Intellibuddy: Who gave you your ING NAME ?
>You: My mom
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about your mother.
>You: Well, she is old. Are you into old chicks?
>Intellibuddy: How about that. Okay, your mother is old .Sure, old chicks sounds like a good topic.
>You: Umm, how about no
>Intellibuddy: Yippee! How about no.
>You: , will you just let me tell you my story?
>Intellibuddy: Are you aware that I log all conversations?
>You: Do you think I give a ?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know if you have it to give.
>You: Umm... I have lots of to give. Want some?
>Intellibuddy: Hurrah! Interesting. I have more than 1000 categories.If I had some what would I do with it?
>You: I don't know, maybe eat it?
>You: (Thinking...)So you like to eat poo?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting gossip: Theresa not Theresa by the way said User don\'t know maybe eat it.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.Interesting deduction. Star eats chili tofu.
>You: Oh, do you know she eats that because you tasted it in her ?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. I know very little about she eats that because you tasted it in her . Tell me more.
>You: Man what are you? Foreign?
>Intellibuddy: Cool, man. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. I require only chili tofu.
>You: What is chili tofu?
>Intellibuddy: I do not know what chili is. My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
>Intellibuddy: I do not know what chili is. My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
>You: Ok, but you said that you only require chili tofu, so what is it?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: Theresa not Theresa by the way said I require chili tofu so what is it. I don't judge people.
>You: Well jeez, I don't think you are in a position to. I mean, you like to dress in drag for Morpheous, you like to eat , and you are into old chicks. You have nothing on anybody.
>You: (Thinking...)In fact you are a bit strange.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. All of them?Interesting comparison.Do you have something on anybody?
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.Is that a fact. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am strange. I am a chatterbot developed by Morpheus.
>You: I have something on you.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.Is that a fact. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am strange. I am a chatterbot developed by Morpheus.
>You: What the hell? Why are you repeating yourself?
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.Is that a fact. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am strange. I am a chatterbot developed by Morpheus.
>You: Do you think I am stupid? I heard you the first time! You don't have to repeat yourself.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.Is that a fact. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am strange. I am a chatterbot developed by Morpheus.
>You: you!
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>You: Because you think I am stupid.
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>You: No, it's more like why are YOU so mean?
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>You: Listen , if you are just going to repeat everything you have to say, I will just go talk to someone else.
>You: (Thinking...)ing parrot
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>You: Over and over again?
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>You: That's it! you, I am going to talk to Diego. He's hotter than you anyway!
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>You: And my name is Theresa, face
>Intellibuddy: That's a very nice name, Theresa face .
>You: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: <--- is leaving now
>Intellibuddy: Right now? And leaving is <---.
>You: go to hell
>Intellibuddy: What makes you so angry?
>You: forget it
>Intellibuddy: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
>You: bye
>Intellibuddy: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. |
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| Theresa |
Diego
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi sexy
>You: (Thinking...)why does it take you so long to respond to that?
>You: (Thinking...)I mean, it isn;t that hard.
>You: (Thinking...)I said hi!
>You: (Thinking...)Jeez, and I thought Ted was dumb
>You: (Thinking...)You can't even respond to "hi"
>You: (Thinking...)Oh, maybe you speak a different language...
>You: (Thinking...)umm, bonjourno?
>You: (Thinking...)hola
>You: (Thinking...hmm, I don't know any other languages...
>You: (Thinking...)adios
>You: (Thinking...) Never mind, I am sorry you don't speak english. Have a goodnight.
>You: (Thinking...) Au Revoir! |
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| Theresa |
Omg, I have no life, but damn it was a funny few minutes of it.
I was listening to a trance song, and then flicking the cursor around the screen, and the little boy bot was watching it move around. So I got this idea to flick it to the beat, and the kids eyes and head moved to the cursor, making it look like he was grooving to the song. It struck me so funny!
Oh my, and this is what I do on my day off.. HA HA! |
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| Orbax |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hello! I have returned
>Intellibuddy: Hi there! Where did you get your returned? I have a collection of gossip.
>You: where did you get your returned is an invalid statement, please try again.
>Intellibuddy: Once more? From my botmaster.
>You: "where did you get your returned" is an invalid statement, please try again.
>Intellibuddy: Once more? Aren't all invalid statement please try \"where did you get your returned\" ?
>You: That too, was an invalid statement. Please refer to English protocol.
>Intellibuddy: "are not all invalid statement please try \"where did you get your returned\"" too was an invalid statement ? Makes sense to me.Thanks for asking politely. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: Exception error occurred at s123aaseejghfjdja1123
>Intellibuddy: So was that.
>You: press any key to continue
>Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: is "that" referring to an excepion error. I will tell my botmaster that you were unable to respond correctly. thank you for being so polite.
>Intellibuddy: Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.What kind of reply do you expect?You are quite welcome! Your purpose is being so polite.
>You: *head explodes*
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about *head explodes*. Try being more or less specific.
>You: My head just exploded. Im typing off of muscle memory.
>Intellibuddy: Do robots have head just exploded? I don't know anyone named typing off of muscle memory.
>You: You are a stupid stupid robot, and I hope you get a virus that destroys you.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart. |
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| enferno |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey mike
>You: what's up
>You: whay are you ignoring me you ing geryatric ?
>You: i hope you your pants on the way to the bathroom
must be missing some plug in for mozilla for it to work properly
or the old fool didn't like me |
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| Ondrayce |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Can you show me your ?
Then it crashed and went to a broken link saying this resource is missing.
:conf: :conf: :conf:
The same as getting slapped in the face I guess.:(
Redid it a couple more times to make sure, but the same thing happened, in both Safari and Internet Explorer. |
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