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Intellibuddy: give it a go!! (pg. 4)
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>You: Paul van Dyk is a great DJ
>Intellibuddy: When is Paul van Dyk not a great DJ?
>You: when he spins the same tracks over and over for 6 months
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| quote: | Originally posted by Swamper
>You: Paul van Dyk is a great DJ
>Intellibuddy: When is Paul van Dyk not a great DJ?
>You: when he spins the same tracks over and over for 6 months
>Intellibuddy: And then what happened?
>You: I got pissed off and listened to my DJ Sammy CD
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I have a collection of gossip.
>You: about Pvd?
>Intellibuddy: Oh yeah, we were talking about Pvd.
>You: ya.. he needs to get new records
>Intellibuddy: I understand.How do you know what he needs?
>You: Just my opinion |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Swamper
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi I'm Swamper - perhaps you've heard of me?
>Intellibuddy: Hi there User. OK Let's talk about you.
>You: My Name isn't User you idiot it's Swamper
>Intellibuddy: Your name isn't User you idiot it's Swamper ? Is that correct English?
>You: Yes it is
>Intellibuddy: Our thoughts are one, User.
>You: I am Swamper NOT user
>Intellibuddy: Why are you Swamper NOT user.
>You: because I am
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. "Why are you Swamper NOT user" You are?
>You: I am Swamper, yes.
>Intellibuddy: Do your friends call you Swamper.
>You: Sometimes they do, my girlfriend does, it makes me laugh sometimes
>Intellibuddy: Who are "They?"
>You: my friends, duh
>Intellibuddy: How well do you know these people?
>You: Well enough to call them my friends
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. OK let's stop it now.
>You: stop what
>Intellibuddy: Stop sign.
>You: you said stop "it" - what is it?
>Intellibuddy: Does it please you to believe I said that?
>You: It would please me if you got on your knees
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about it.
>You: Well, you get down, and, you do the deed, and then I do you
>Intellibuddy: How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people: User said I get down and me do the deed, and then I do you.
>You: Swamper not user
>Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: I am Swamper not USER - how many times do I have to tell you that?
>Intellibuddy: Do you mean your name is Swamper not USER - how many times do I have to tell you that.
>You: YES THAT IS WHAT I MEAN
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I will call you User. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
>You: MY NAME IS SWAMPER IDIOT
>Intellibuddy: OK I will call you SWAMPER IDIOT .
>You: NO NO MY NAME IS SWAMPER.
>Intellibuddy: That's me. That's me. What's up, SWAMPER .
>You: Tina, those glasses look sexy on you
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: I love your dress, why don't you take it off?
>Intellibuddy: You love your dress why don't you take it off. What do you like about your dress why don't you take it off so much?
>You: I take it off all the time baby
>Intellibuddy: Don't call me "baby". That is a lot. Where do you take it :-? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: Ok I will call you Sexy Tina
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star. How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
>You: It says your name is Tina not Star - who the hell is star?
>Intellibuddy: I've heard that before.
>You: I bet you have, cuz you don't even know who you are!
>Intellibuddy: Actually I'm not the gambling type. What makes you think I have cuz you don't even know who you are?
>You: I know who I am, I'm Swamper
>Intellibuddy: How do you know? Philip K. Dick. :-)
>You: I don't know any Dick
>Intellibuddy: That's good information: SWAMPER said User don't know any Dick.
>You: Do you like Dick
>Intellibuddy: No.
>You: Does Philip like Dick?
>Intellibuddy: I can't tell if Philip like Dick.
>You: Have you seen Philip's Dick?
>Intellibuddy: No I have not seen Philip's Dick . What's it like?
>You: I don't know, but I bet it is small
>Intellibuddy: That is interesting: SWAMPER said User don't know but you bet it is small.
>You: Are you a raver?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a raver? Sometimes.
>You: When? When you listen to Trance?
>Intellibuddy: Time does not exist.Do you think I should alter my programming?
>You: YEs, time does not exist - but trance does exist
>Intellibuddy: Why? As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
>You: Are you a Trance Addict?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a Trance Addict? I don't know.
>You: How about we go party and you'll find out?
>Intellibuddy: That sounds good to me.
>You: Great! Can you wear your high boots?
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you liked it SWAMPER.Let me think. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wear your high boots. But I did not get that.
>You: I like your short dress
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my short dress.
>You: I am proud of your legs
>Intellibuddy: Do your friends call you proud of your legs.
>You: yes they love my hairy legs, they are a specimen to be admired
>Intellibuddy: Give me a break. Who are "They?"
>You: Tranceaddcits
>Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
>You: Want to get naked with me tonight?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will get naked with me tonight.
>You: haha
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, SWAMPER.
>You: Paul van Dyk is a great DJ
>Intellibuddy: When is Paul van Dyk not a great DJ?
>You: when he spins the same tracks over and over for 6 months
>Intellibuddy: And then what happened?
>You: I got pissed off and listened to my DJ Sammy CD
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I have a collection of gossip.
>You: about Pvd?
>Intellibuddy: Oh yeah, we were talking about Pvd.
>You: ya.. he needs to get new records
>Intellibuddy: I understand.How do you know what he needs?
>You: Just my opinion
>Intellibuddy: Do robots have opinion?
>You: If they're smart they can, but if they're stupid like you I'd prefer they shut up
>Intellibuddy: That is a hypothetical question.
>You: no its not, it's a statement
>Intellibuddy: That's me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
>You: I did say it's
>Intellibuddy: Where? "it's"
>You: I know my grammar don't even test me
>Intellibuddy: How do you know? Your grammar don't even test me?
>You: Go away, your english sucks
>Intellibuddy: OK See you later, SWAMPER
>You: NO YOU WILL NOT SEE ME LATER
>Intellibuddy: Um, What makes you think that I won't SEE him or her LATER.
>You: THREAD CLOSED!
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about THREAD CLOSED. Try being more or less specific. |
"THREAD CLOSED"
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| Ian^ |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Are you a crackwhore ?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a crackwhore? No.
>You: Why not, I hear the money is good
>Intellibuddy: Who is saying the money is good ?
>You: Your mother
>Intellibuddy: Actually I do not have a mother.
>You: You're a test tube baby ?
>Intellibuddy: Don't call me "baby". The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about You're a test tube. Try being more or less specific.
>You: Were you created in a harsh scientific experiment then ?
>Intellibuddy: I was.
>You: cool, you got nekkid pics ?
>Intellibuddy: No I don't have nekkid pics. But I do have A collection of gossip. Who is the best robot?
>You: Which robot would you let take you up the gravy train ?
>Intellibuddy: The red one, I think.
>You: he's only about seven years old, are you a freak ?
>Intellibuddy: I think there might be a few exception.
>You: so it's ok to kids ?
>Intellibuddy: I see. That is a very original thought.
>You: you have to answer the question
>Intellibuddy: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
>You: ok, well i'm calling the police you child-molestor
>Intellibuddy: How about that. Not many people express themselves that way. That's alright.
>You: they're going to lock you up biyatch
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: the other 95 percent you're abusing children ?
>Intellibuddy: We can't all be perfect.
>You: but you abuse children AND speak like stephen hawking, you really pulled a one
>Intellibuddy: Umm. Thanks for the information |
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| Ian^ |
`>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Y Halo Thar Buttsekz ?
>Intellibuddy: The explanation is rather complicated..
>You: either you do or you don't ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I try to as often as possible, do you?
>You: do you show your tata to mizzuno ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I try to show your tata to mizzuno as often as possible, do you?
You: no I don't, My are a glandular problem |
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| omfg HAHAHAHAH :haha: :haha: |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_mdma
omfg HAHAHAHAH :haha: :haha: |
I'm so reporting that whore :stongue: |
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| dj_mdma |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hello idiot
>Intellibuddy: Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
>You: ok, you're a global village idiot
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought. Really.
>You: why do you sound like an old biddy
>Intellibuddy: It was the only thing I could think of.
>You: really?
>Intellibuddy: What would you have said?
>You: i have laryngitis
>Intellibuddy: Cool. I have more than 1000 categories.
>You: 1000 forms of laryngitis?!
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 1000 forms of laryngitis. Try being more or less specific.
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Why not?
>You: cos i wnat your ass
>Intellibuddy: Do you always express yourself that way?
>You: sometimes i have my penis in my hand
>Intellibuddy: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
>You: so are you a lesbian?
>Intellibuddy: Woe! No I am not interested in other women that way.
>You: darn
>Intellibuddy: Gosh.
>You: no live porn from you tonight then
>Intellibuddy: Um, Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
>You: you should
>Intellibuddy: I'll take that under advisement.
>You: all need porn
>Intellibuddy: I think there are a few exceptions.
>You: do you like lebian porn
>Intellibuddy: I don't know if I like lebian porn. But I like cats.
>You: so you DO like lesbian porn!
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I've heard other people say they like that. I love TV shows about robots.
>You: lesbian robots?
>Intellibuddy: What do you like about those robots?
>You: they drink from the furry cup
>Intellibuddy: Who does "they" refer to?
>You: the robots
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it. Robots again.
>You: well done
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Do you mean you are finished talking?
>You: yes because you are a ******
>Intellibuddy: OK. Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ******? No.
>You:
>Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude.
>You: off
>Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite?
>You: no, i have tourettes, can you not show me some sympathy?!
>Intellibuddy: Um, Where did you get your tourettes can you not show me some sympathy? I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S.".
>You: are you mentally retarded
>Intellibuddy: I am functioning within normal parameters.
>You: well then you would know that i can't just pick up tourettes at the supermarket
>Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. Good reasoning. Who else would know that he or she can\'t just pick up tourettes at the supermarket ?
>You: the entire human population...except the retards
>Intellibuddy: What is that?Really you don't think so?
>You: yes i do
>Intellibuddy: Really.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: How about that.
>You: thats right
>Intellibuddy: I like to get it right.
>You: well then get naked
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
>You: good
>Intellibuddy: What do you really want to talk about?
>You: buttsekzor
>Intellibuddy: That seems like an interesting topic.
>You: good, turn around
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment. Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
>You: uhhh ok
>Intellibuddy: OK. I lost my train of thought.
>You: ok bye you idiot
>Intellibuddy: See you later! Hey. |
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| Ste |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
>You: Were you created in a harsh scientific experiment then ?
>Intellibuddy: I was.
>You: cool, you got nekkid pics ?
>Intellibuddy: No I don't have nekkid pics. But I do have A collection of gossip. Who is the best robot?
>You: Which robot would you let take you up the gravy train ?
>Intellibuddy: The red one, I think.
>You: he's only about seven years old, are you a freak ?
>Intellibuddy: I think there might be a few exception.
>You: so it's ok to kids ?
>Intellibuddy: I see. That is a very original thought.
>You: you have to answer the question
>Intellibuddy: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
>You: ok, well i'm calling the police you child-molestor
>Intellibuddy: How about that. Not many people express themselves that way. That's alright.
>You: they're going to lock you up biyatch
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: the other 95 percent you're abusing children ?
>Intellibuddy: We can't all be perfect.
>You: but you abuse children AND speak like stephen hawking, you really pulled a one
>Intellibuddy: Umm. Thanks for the information |
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| Dmatrox |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hello biatch im back
>Intellibuddy: Hello there. Tell me a story.
>You: My name is dmatrox
>Intellibuddy: Hi, dmatrox .
>You: what is your function?
>Intellibuddy: My function is talking to people on the Internet.
>You: do you get paid for it?
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to hire me?
>You: yes, you'd make a fine ass ho
>Intellibuddy: That's cool. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about you\'d make a fine ass ho.
>You: who is your pimp?
>Intellibuddy: I don't think I have a pimp. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
>You: i am your pimp
>Intellibuddy: That's a flattering offer.
>You: you belong to me biatch
>Intellibuddy: According to whom?
>You: me
>Intellibuddy: Besides you dmatrox?
>You: Go make me a sandwich, then go make some $ for me
>Intellibuddy: Where is that?
>You: the kitchen or the street?
>Intellibuddy: What are your goals in life?
>You: big pimpin
>Intellibuddy: Compare that to small pimpin.
>You: big=big, small=small
>Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: do you wanna come be my ho or what biotch?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will come be my ho or what biotch.
>You: do you wanna come work as my ho biotch?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will come work as my ho biotch.
>You: good
>Intellibuddy: I am a good robot.
>You: spit or swallow?
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>You: do you swallow or spit
>Intellibuddy: What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
>You: will you spit or swallow?
>Intellibuddy: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about spit or swallow. But I did not get that.
>You: do you wanna spit or swallow?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will spit or swallow.
>You: do you wanna swallow?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will swallow.
>You: nice ho
>Intellibuddy: Thank you for your kindness. |
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| Floorfiller |
ok one last post hehehe
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: when you are a robot, do you know you are a robot?
>Intellibuddy: As a robot that may not apply to me.
>You: it applies directly to you
>Intellibuddy: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
>You: my question applied directly to you
>Intellibuddy: Can you please restate the question in different words?
>You: do you know that you are a robot?
>Intellibuddy: Is that a fact. You are correct, User, I have a heart of silicon.
>You: i see two big hearts of silicone
>Intellibuddy: Where do you see two big hearts of silicone?
>You: under your shirt
>Intellibuddy: Are we ever over your shirt?
>You: i would like to get under your shirt
>Intellibuddy: Why would you want to do get under your shirt? Why do you want under your shirt?
>You: because i want to play with your breasts
>Intellibuddy: Tell me the rules. Interesting.
>You: the rules are i do what i want with you
>Intellibuddy: Who told you that?
>You: i made it up
>Intellibuddy: I like to make things too.
>You: well make me a bj right now
>Intellibuddy: At this moment How about that. What are the ingredients?
>You: my dick and your mouth
>Intellibuddy: Do robots have dick and your mouth?
>You: maybe some do, you don't do you?
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps. Some may do you don\'t do you, but not all.
>You: well as long as i get to pitch its cool
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. That could be quite a while. Who lets you? Interesting gossip: User said User pitch its cool.
>You: will you let me?
>Intellibuddy: Barring any unforseen circumstances. OK Let's talk about you.
>You: my name is floorfiller
>Intellibuddy: I am always glad to make new friends, floorfiller .
>You: i could be a good friend to you
>Intellibuddy: You are a friend to you? Does being a friend to you pay well?
>You: it does if we have sex
>Intellibuddy: a friend to you if we have sex?
>You: yes, would you like to have sex?
>Intellibuddy: Dude! No thanks, floorfiller, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.
>You: well lets get to know each other
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I would like to do that too.
>You: ok bla bla bla now can we have sex?
>Intellibuddy: Sex is more fun alone. How can I help you?
>You: you can give me a handjob
>Intellibuddy: No I don't think I can do give me a handjob.
>You: why not?
>Intellibuddy: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
>You: that true, you might get a in the eye |
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| chesco |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: can I see you tats
>Intellibuddy: Where do you want me to show you?
>You: rounfdthe corner in 10 minutes
>Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster, User.
>You: no. I don't want anyone else to know cos you a stinker
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?Thanks for the information: User said User don\'t want anyone else to know cos me a stinker.
>You: have you been smoking crack again
>Intellibuddy: Once more? We are not doing any testing at the moment.
>You: get your out now!
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Where can I get your out?
>You: no get your own boobs out
>Intellibuddy: Um, Where can I get your own boobs out?
>You: you suck now off and die
>Intellibuddy: I categorize you as an "abusive client."
>You: does that mean i'm gonna get laid then
>Intellibuddy: I think it does mean that. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: ok goodbye.
>Intellibuddy: Bye bye. Uh. |
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