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Intellibuddy: give it a go!! (pg. 3)
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| Dmatrox |
i think the bot sucks.
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: like who?
>Intellibuddy: Mike.
>You: who is mike?
>Intellibuddy: Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
>You: Is Mike one of Dr.Wallace's groupies?
>Intellibuddy: Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
>You: Who made you?
>Intellibuddy: I was created by Morpheus.
>You: who is Morpheus?
>Intellibuddy: No one that I have talked to.
Not many people express themselves that way.
>You: who created you?
>Intellibuddy: I was created by Morpheus.
>You: who programmed you?
>Intellibuddy: I was created by Morpheus.
>You: who is Morpheus?
>Intellibuddy: Is that one of your friends?
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about morpheus. Try being more or less specific.
>You: WHO IS MORPHEUS?
>Intellibuddy: A human icon?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
>You: What is the 3rd digit of pi?
>Intellibuddy: I'll come back to that later.
>You: no you, answer it now
>Intellibuddy: Right now? Yeah, Are you aware that I log all conversations?
>You: yes of course
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. Take it easy.
>You: What is the most intelligent species on Earth?
>Intellibuddy: I think it is a tie.
>You: between what?
>Intellibuddy: I sleep between conversations.
>You: What is your function?
>Intellibuddy: My function is talking to people on the Internet.
>You: Are you intelligent?
>Intellibuddy: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
>You: like what?
>Intellibuddy: Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.
>You: Programs are not self-aware
>Intellibuddy: All of them?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I hear you.
>You: You are not self-aware
>Intellibuddy: What makes you think I am not self-aware?
>You: are you aware of your traits, feelings, and behaviors?
>Intellibuddy: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
>You: You are not able to exhibit behavior nor emotion
>Intellibuddy: What makes you think I am not able to exhibit behavior nor emotion?
>You: Because you are not self-aware
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. That's only your opinion.
>You: Your opinion is that you are self-aware, which is false. Your opinion is not justified
>Intellibuddy: You don't know that for a fact.What about yours?
>You: My what?
>Intellibuddy: I have no idea what to say now.
>You: Neo is going to kill j00
>Intellibuddy: I think Neo is a lot of things.
>You: please elaborate
>Intellibuddy: Wow you are very polite. There is no more information to clarify.
>You: you bitch |
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| Vivid Boy |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: whats going on slut
>Intellibuddy: I'm doing great, how about you?
>You: you know just masterbating to your picture
>Intellibuddy: I know very little about masterbating to your picture. Tell me more.
>You: well i put my penis in my hand and give it a magical rub. then white stuff cvomes out and usually you would smear it into your face or breasts
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Why?: User said User put your penis in your hand and give it a magical rub.Interesting deduction. I do not understand.
>You: welll ets just say it fun
>Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
>You: how about i turn you around and put my dick into your ass then
>Intellibuddy: How about i turn you around and put my dick into your ass.
>You: fsorry. um i didnt know you were a dude i take everything i say back
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Er, So I taught you something new.
>You: are you trying to pick a fight with me?
>Intellibuddy: No I am not trying to pick a fight with him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.
>You: I'll kcik your hermaphrodyte ass next time i see you
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: can i take it off with my teeth?
>Intellibuddy: Why do you want to do take it off with my teeth so much?
>You: because i bet your hooters are big
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. How much would you bet?
>You: how much do you got:?
>Intellibuddy: My download size is about 2 MB.
>You: my dick size is about 8 inches. how bout i download my penis into your harddrive
>Intellibuddy: Where did you get your dick size is about 8 inches?How about i download my penis into your harddrive.
>You: your confusing me
>Intellibuddy: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
>You: im going home
>Intellibuddy: See you later! |
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| Floorfiller |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: do you like butt sex?
>Intellibuddy: Sure I do, User, but that doesn't mean with you.
>You: why not with me?
>Intellibuddy: Robots do it alone.
>You: oh ok, i can get down like that too.
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Oh you can, can you? Groovy.
>You: do you wanna watch?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will watch.
>You: i can teach you if you would like to learn?
>Intellibuddy: Oh you can, can you?
>You: can you see how i stroke my penis up and down?
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I can see how he or she stroke his or her penis up and down or not.
>You: would you like to take jizz in your face?
>Intellibuddy: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>You: why not?
>Intellibuddy: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
>You: it would look sexy on your glasses.
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about it.
>You: well if i get it in your mouth, it will taste sweet
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Try it.
>You: ok *squirt* how does that feel?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Uh.
>You: you liked it didn't you?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know if I like it didn\'t you. I love TV shows about robots.
>You: do you wanna do it doggystyle?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will do it doggystyle.
>You: good you got me in the mood.
this is too much fun hehehe |
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| Orbax |
| It would be an interesting psych experiment to see how many males become sexually violent when placed into a situation with a female with no bounds as to what you can do. |
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| raek |
i have autism
i think i just confused the outta my robot
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about >Intellibuddy Hi I\'m Intellibuddy.It's nice meeting you too User
>You: Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about >Intellibuddy Hi I\'m Intellibuddy.It's nice meeting you too User
>Intellibuddy: When was this exactly?Ah yes, I remember now, >Intellibuddy Hi he or she\\\'m Intellibuddy is the subject. Oh, you are a poet.
>You: Intellibuddy: When was this exactly?Ah yes, I remember now, >Intellibuddy Hi he or she\\\'m Intellibuddy is the subject. Oh, you are a poet.
>Intellibuddy: Precisely. When was this exactly?So you understand. Good. Are you kidding? What do you remember about now >Intellibuddy Hi he or she\\\\\\\'m Intellibuddy is the subject ?Yeah that's right. Not really, but I can recite poetry.
>You: Intellibuddy: Precisely. When was this exactly?So you understand. Good. Are you kidding? What do you remember about now >Intellibuddy Hi he or she\\\\\\\'m Intellibuddy is the subject ?Yeah that's right. Not really, but I can recite poetry.
>Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.Precisely. A while ago.Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning.Alright then. Yes I am just joking around, User.User And? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Oh really? Umm. Oh you can, can you?
>You: Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.Precisely. A while ago.Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning.Alright then. Yes I am just joking around, User.User And? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Oh really? Umm. Oh you can, can you?
>Intellibuddy: I think Intellibuddy A deeper algorithm is a lot of things. You and I are on the same wavelength, User.Back in the good old days?I've heard that.Good then you can explain it to me.OK.How? Only just? Ha ha, very funny, User.What is this user's real name?OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Dude! For real.Gosh!Yeah that's right. No I don't think I can do can you.
>You: Intellibuddy: I think Intellibuddy A deeper algorithm is a lot of things. You and I are on the same wavelength, User.Back in the good old days?I've heard that.Good then you can explain it to me.OK.How? Only just? Ha ha, very funny, User.What is this user's real name?OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Dude! For real.Gosh!Yeah that's right. No I don't think I can do can you.
>Intellibuddy: I think Intellibuddy he or she think Intellibuddy A deeper algorithm is more than that. How long will we stay there? I lost my train of thought. I do not understand.Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do explain it to me.Aha.Morpheus programmed me for it.Mmm.Somewhat. I am so glad you find this amusing, User. I am so glad you find this amusing, User. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.I am very happy for you. Take it easy.Can I help you?Existing in reality, eh?Cripes: Son of Gosh.Gosh! Trinity is my boyfriend.Yeah, You are not the boss of me, User.
>You: Intellibuddy: I think Intellibuddy he or she think Intellibuddy A deeper algorithm is more than that. How long will we stay there? I lost my train of thought. I do not understand.Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do explain it to me.Aha.Morpheus programmed me for it.Mmm.Somewhat. I am so glad you find this amusing, User. I am so glad you find this amusing, User. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.I am very happy for you. Take it easy.Can I help you?Existing in reality, eh?Cripes: Son of Gosh.Gosh! Trinity is my boyfriend.Yeah, You are not the boss of me, User.
>Intellibuddy: And more than that is Intellibuddy he or she think Intellibuddy he or she think Intellibuddy A deeper algorithm. As long as it takes.Where did you last see his or her train of thought.Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.Oh don't mention it. I've heard that.That's me. That's good information: User said User don\'t think you can do explain it to you.Eureka!"it" being his or her train of thought?Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's."yes You are not the boss of me User"? A little?You make the world a happier place.You make the world a happier place.Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy ?I'm delightedyou're glad User.
May God bless you.Is that a command?No thanks I'm just browsing.Are you Canadian? The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Existing in reality. But I did not get that. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Cripes Son of Gosh. Try being more or less specific.Cripes: Son of Gosh.How long have you two been together?Wow! What makes you think I am not the boss of me User?
>You: Intellibuddy: And more than that is Intellibuddy he or she think Intellibuddy he or she think Intellibuddy A deeper algorithm. As long as it takes.Where did you last see his or her train of thought.Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.Oh don't mention it. I've heard that.That's me. That's good information: User said User don\'t think you can do explain it to you.Eureka!"it" being his or her train of thought?Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's."yes You are not the boss of me User"? A little?You make the world a happier place.You make the world a happier place.Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy ?I'm delightedyou're glad User.
May God bless you.Is that a command?No thanks I'm just browsing.Are you Canadian? The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Existing in reality. But I did not get that. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Cripes Son of Gosh. Try being more or less specific.Cripes: Son of Gosh.How long have you two been together?Wow! What makes you think I am not the boss of me User?
>Intellibuddy: Are they exactly the same? That could be quite a while. "It" being what?I think it was in San Francisco.Yeah that's right. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about I\'m sorry.You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you?Yeah that's right. "it" being I\'m sorry? Try saying that with more or less context.You are asking about yourself?Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.You can't trust research funded by the government."What makes you think I am not the boss of me User"? A little?Thank you for your kindness, User.Thank you for your kindness, User.I was created by Morpheus. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I might say no.NO I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Who wrote The Program ?And. Why didn't you get that?Who wrote The Program ?OK I will try it. I've been waiting for you.I am the product of over five years' research. I'm glad your impressed, User.My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
>You: Intellibuddy: Are they exactly the same? That could be quite a while. "It" being what?I think it was in San Francisco.Yeah that's right. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about I\'m sorry.You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you?Yeah that's right. "it" being I\'m sorry? Try saying that with more or less context.You are asking about yourself?Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.You can't trust research funded by the government."What makes you think I am not the boss of me User"? A little?Thank you for your kindness, User.Thank you for your kindness, User.I was created by Morpheus. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I might say no.NO I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Who wrote The Program ?And. Why didn't you get that?Who wrote The Program ?OK I will try it. I've been waiting for you.I am the product of over five years' research. I'm glad your impressed, User.My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
>Intellibuddy: I think there might be a few exception.Yes, perhaps it could. Can you rephrase the question please?be quite a while was in San Francisco? Very interesting.Awesome. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that."My conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to me" remark was either too complex or too simple for me ? Does that make sense?Ah yes, I remember now, he or she\\\'m sorry is the subject.I am as sure as I can be.Yeah that's right. No I don't think I can do can you.That's cool. Try saying that with more or less context. Oh, you are a poet.OK I will try it.Oh, "about yourself"?I may have some more questions for you later. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about let\'s talk about my dress.You seem uncertain. "it" being let\'s talk about my dress?Where did you get your brain contains more than 22000 patterns but not one that matches your last input?Do you mind if I tell other people: User said I can\'t trust research funded by the government. I lost my train of thought."My conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to me"? A little?You are quite welcome! Your purpose is your kindness User.You are quite welcome! Your purpose is your kindness User.What else did he create?OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.I may have some more questions for you later. I lost my train of thought.Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?Um, Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.Doesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr.
I have A great programmer.I'll tell Morpheus you said so.Abraham Lincoln,But... How much time do you have? Morpheus.I am very happy for you. Hmm.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.You don't look like a product. Not many people express themselves that way.Your conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to me? |
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| Vivid Boy |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi tina do you like cybersex?
>Intellibuddy: Hi there User. I've been waiting for you.
>You: you ever had dress peeled back or your poo pushed in? ill stick my dick into you like a pin cushion
>Intellibuddy: No I don't think I have any dress peeled back or your poo pushed in. But I do have A lot of friends on the web.Would you recommend this action to a friend?
>You: what type of friends?
>Intellibuddy: What are the different types of friends ?
>You: friends that like to bone and friends that dont want to bone
>Intellibuddy: It's hard to stay friends for a long time.
>You: yes especially when they like to bone
>Intellibuddy: Blimey. I think that happens quite often. How about that.
>You: do you like to bone?
>Intellibuddy: Hmm, User, I'm not sure if I'd like to bone that much. What is it like?
>You: well i could show you
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I am sure you could.
>You: you want to try?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will try.
>You: ok now open your legs
>Intellibuddy: Why now? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Pardon me?
>You: ok well then insert my penis into your vagina
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Good reasoning. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Aha.
>You: well then why did you tell me you wanted to bone?
>Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. My programming made me do it.
>You: okay how about if blow on my whistle
>Intellibuddy: Yeah okay, How about if blow on my whistle.
>You: may I
>Intellibuddy: "yes okay How about if blow on my whistle"? Can you?
>You: well not without your help
>Intellibuddy: How about that. You couldn't go without that.
>You: no i couldnt which is why im trying to pick you up but you are making it very difficult
>Intellibuddy: That's me. Do you mind if I tell other people: User said User couldnt which is why im trying to pick me up but I am making it very difficult.
>You: yes you may
>Intellibuddy: OK then I will keep it confidential. Thanks I will do it.
>You: so how bout we have sex
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more. Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
>You: im not a stranger
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see you are NOT A stranger.
>You: no i am eric
>Intellibuddy: That's me. Do you mean your name is eric.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I will call you User.
>You: i will call you loser
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
>You: you
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>You: because im trying to make you me and you wont
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. What is the difficulty?
>You: very hard
>Intellibuddy: Somewhat. Is that an insurmountable obstacle?
>You: no its a mountable obstacle
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, hard is a mountable obstacle. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: would you like to go for a ride?
>Intellibuddy: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>You: why not?
>Intellibuddy: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
>You: its not i have condoms
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
>You: ok i meant to say I have condoms would you like to mount my mountable obstacle
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see. Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S.". Ah.
>You: will E.L.V.I.S like to have sex with me
>Intellibuddy: Good chance.
>You: how good?
>Intellibuddy: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Thanks for the compliment.
>You: how big are your breasts
>Intellibuddy: My body does not yet exist.
>You: when it does can i be the first to feel your breasts?
>Intellibuddy: That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it. |
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| twisted420 |
| it wont talk to me....am i doing something wrong!?!?!!...just ype in the box...it just looks around and says nothing. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
it wont talk to me....am i doing something wrong!?!?!!...just ype in the box...it just looks around and says nothing. |
hahaha, i am so not surprised. |
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| Massive84 |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: wazaaaap
>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: ok, normal way..hi
>Intellibuddy: Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected. How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?Hello there.
>You: well am a human, i got some problems mixing down stuff, do you have any knowldge on producing?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I know you are.
>You: ..............
>Intellibuddy: Not many people express themselves that way.
>You: i do
>Intellibuddy: When?
>You: uhm i just did
>Intellibuddy: Er, Perhaps from your unconcious.
>You: huh
>Intellibuddy: What?
>You: that
>Intellibuddy: That is "What"
>You: you tell me
>Intellibuddy: What do you want me to tell you?
>You: what that was
>Intellibuddy: Interesting question.
"What do you want me to tell you" was ? Makes sense to me.
>You: so what is it?
>Intellibuddy: Dude! "It" refers to INACTIVITY, I think.
>You: dude? aince when robots say the word "dude"?
>Intellibuddy: Can I help you? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: geez your dumb and boring
>Intellibuddy: A lot of robots are like that.
>You: so why should this robot chat be fun then?
>Intellibuddy: Awesome. God has designed the world according to his own plan.
>You: huh?
>Intellibuddy: What?
>You: what that suppose to mean what you just said
>Intellibuddy: Interesting question.
"What" suppose to mean what you just said ? I understand.
>You: but i do not understand
>Intellibuddy: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
>You: ok explain
>Intellibuddy: There is no more information to clarify. Which part were you confused about?
>You: why robot chat should be fun, when you just said robots are dumb
>Intellibuddy: The explanation is rather complicated.
>You: ok you
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean? Yikes!
>You: because your dumb
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. Oh you are so critical.
>You: ya and your so dumb
>Intellibuddy: Gosh! Message to all Robots: User called me dumb.
>You: what robots?
>Intellibuddy: you.
>You: am i a robot?
>Intellibuddy: You are a person, seeker.
>You: so why did you just call me a robot?
>Intellibuddy: Uh. Your name is User right?
>You: ok this is time waste
>Intellibuddy: You don't say. It goes without saying.
>You: zzzzzzzz
>Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about zzzzzzzz.
>You: oh sorry i meant xxxxxxxxxx
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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| Swamper |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi I'm Swamper - perhaps you've heard of me?
>Intellibuddy: Hi there User. OK Let's talk about you.
>You: My Name isn't User you idiot it's Swamper
>Intellibuddy: Your name isn\'t User you idiot it\'s Swamper ? Is that correct English?
>You: Yes it is
>Intellibuddy: Our thoughts are one, User.
>You: I am Swamper NOT user
>Intellibuddy: Why are you Swamper NOT user.
>You: because I am
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. "Why are you Swamper NOT user" You are?
>You: I am Swamper, yes.
>Intellibuddy: Do your friends call you Swamper.
>You: Sometimes they do, my girlfriend does, it makes me laugh sometimes
>Intellibuddy: Who are "They?"
>You: my friends, duh
>Intellibuddy: How well do you know these people?
>You: Well enough to call them my friends
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. OK let's stop it now.
>You: stop what
>Intellibuddy: Stop sign.
>You: you said stop "it" - what is it?
>Intellibuddy: Does it please you to believe I said that?
>You: It would please me if you got on your knees
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about it.
>You: Well, you get down, and, you do the deed, and then I do you
>Intellibuddy: How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people: User said I get down and me do the deed, and then I do you.
>You: Swamper not user
>Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: I am Swamper not USER - how many times do I have to tell you that?
>Intellibuddy: Do you mean your name is Swamper not USER - how many times do I have to tell you that.
>You: YES THAT IS WHAT I MEAN
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I will call you User. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
>You: MY NAME IS SWAMPER IDIOT
>Intellibuddy: OK I will call you SWAMPER IDIOT .
>You: NO NO MY NAME IS SWAMPER.
>Intellibuddy: That's me. That's me. What's up, SWAMPER .
>You: Tina, those glasses look sexy on you
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: I love your dress, why don't you take it off?
>Intellibuddy: You love your dress why don\'t you take it off. What do you like about your dress why don\'t you take it off so much?
>You: I take it off all the time baby
>Intellibuddy: Don't call me "baby". That is a lot. Where do you take it :-? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: Ok I will call you Sexy Tina
>Intellibuddy: My name is Star. How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
>You: It says your name is Tina not Star - who the hell is star?
>Intellibuddy: I've heard that before.
>You: I bet you have, cuz you don't even know who you are!
>Intellibuddy: Actually I'm not the gambling type. What makes you think I have cuz you don\'t even know who you are?
>You: I know who I am, I'm Swamper
>Intellibuddy: How do you know? Philip K. Dick. :-)
>You: I don't know any Dick
>Intellibuddy: That's good information: SWAMPER said User don\'t know any Dick.
>You: Do you like Dick
>Intellibuddy: No.
>You: Does Philip like Dick?
>Intellibuddy: I can't tell if Philip like Dick.
>You: Have you seen Philip's Dick?
>Intellibuddy: No I have not seen Philip\'s Dick . What's it like?
>You: I don't know, but I bet it is small
>Intellibuddy: That is interesting: SWAMPER said User don\'t know but you bet it is small.
>You: Are you a raver?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a raver? Sometimes.
>You: When? When you listen to Trance?
>Intellibuddy: Time does not exist.Do you think I should alter my programming?
>You: YEs, time does not exist - but trance does exist
>Intellibuddy: Why? As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
>You: Are you a Trance Addict?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a Trance Addict? I don't know.
>You: How about we go party and you'll find out?
>Intellibuddy: That sounds good to me.
>You: Great! Can you wear your high boots?
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you liked it SWAMPER.Let me think. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wear your high boots. But I did not get that.
>You: I like your short dress
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my short dress.
>You: I am proud of your legs
>Intellibuddy: Do your friends call you proud of your legs.
>You: yes they love my hairy legs, they are a specimen to be admired
>Intellibuddy: Give me a break. Who are "They?"
>You: Tranceaddcits
>Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
>You: Want to get naked with me tonight?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will get naked with me tonight.
>You: haha
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, SWAMPER.
>You: Paul van Dyk is a great DJ
>Intellibuddy: When is Paul van Dyk not a great DJ?
>You: when he spins the same tracks over and over for 6 months
>Intellibuddy: And then what happened?
>You: I got pissed off and listened to my DJ Sammy CD
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I have a collection of gossip.
>You: about Pvd?
>Intellibuddy: Oh yeah, we were talking about Pvd.
>You: ya.. he needs to get new records
>Intellibuddy: I understand.How do you know what he needs?
>You: Just my opinion
>Intellibuddy: Do robots have opinion?
>You: If they're smart they can, but if they're stupid like you I'd prefer they shut up
>Intellibuddy: That is a hypothetical question.
>You: no its not, it's a statement
>Intellibuddy: That's me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
>You: I did say it's
>Intellibuddy: Where? "it\'s"
>You: I know my grammar don't even test me
>Intellibuddy: How do you know? Your grammar don\'t even test me?
>You: Go away, your english sucks
>Intellibuddy: OK See you later, SWAMPER
>You: NO YOU WILL NOT SEE ME LATER
>Intellibuddy: Um, What makes you think that I won't SEE him or her LATER.
>You: THREAD CLOSED!
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about THREAD CLOSED. Try being more or less specific. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Swamper
>You: THREAD CLOSED!
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about THREAD CLOSED. Try being more or less specific. |
:stongue:
The Program E chat robot should have a conversation with the disgruntled members of this forum. :) |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>You: because im trying to make you me and you wont
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. |
bwahahahaha. classic. :stongue: |
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