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Pick Up Lines (pg. 10)
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| beats and beeps |
Hey, baby, you want to come back to Beats and Beeps' place?
Sure, you got cable?
Nah, but I think standard nylon twine rope should be strong enough to hold you. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
jason, will u be my shopping buddy? |
only if you will be my miami fashion consultant... |
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| requiemofnanqel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick |
thats a classic line :stongue: :stongue:
+1 sounds tempting, for the gram that is..Lol ;) |
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| Scottaculous |
Are you the hot girl no one dares talk to?
^^ Tried and proven very effective. ;) |
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| Jackson |
Not sure if its been posted yet....but the best one i know is:
If You were a Booger, I'd Pick YOU! |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scottaculous
Are you that dirty looking slut nobody dares without 3 rubbers?
^^ Tried and proven very effective. ;) |
Fix'd |
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| Moral Hazard |
Everything alright, you don't look like you're having a good time.
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I noticed that dirty sweaty looking guy there keeps trying to move in on you. Let me know if you need any assistance. |
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| Floorfiller |
"what's long and white and gets lots of attention?
a swan in heat! :gsmile:
...guess who else is in heat? :eek: ;)" |
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| Slylee |
| gawd moral...those are dumb and too obvious...c'mon u gotta spit better game than that. i'd laugh if i heard some of the ur posting:p |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
"what's long and white and gets lots of attention?
a swan in heat! :gsmile:
...guess who else is in heat? :eek: ;)" |
Umm. I'll pretend I didn't just read that, and I'll also pretend I wasn't supposed to find any humor in it.
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| i don't think the word, "Swan" should ever be uttered from a man's mouth anyway...so scratch that one. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Umm. I'll pretend I didn't just read that, and I'll also pretend I wasn't supposed to find any humor in it.
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it's so pathetic and stupid...it just might work :p |
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