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Pick Up Lines (pg. 6)
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| Galapidate |
| If we were both squirrels, I'd bust you a nut. |
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| Orbax |
I usually just say "No runnin' by the pool ladies, no lifeguard on duty"
makes em stop and ask what the hell youre talking about. |
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| Kaz |
^BUMP
1) First, point at the girl, and do the "come here" motion with your finger until she walks over to you. Then say "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come." OR "Look, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with two!"
2) Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
3) When do you get off, and how?
4) Is there a keg in your pants? Because I'd tap that.
5) Oh how I wish you were like my bowling ball. (she should look confused, and then say..) So you could be fingered three times, wind up in the gutter, but keep coming back for more. |
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| Floorfiller |
| i have a small dick so when i you in the ass you won't bleed much... |
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| mellow_head |
Look! A UFO! *grab her tit*
I don't know. I'm babbling:D |
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| occrider |
| “Hi. My two favorite things in the world are commitment and changing my lifestyle for a woman.” |
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| Moral Hazard |
| Hey baby, I got a ball of twine, two pounds of bacon greese and a rhesus monkey...... interested? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
“Hi. My two favorite things in the world are commitment and changing my lifestyle for a woman.” |
That's great! |
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| Azz3D |
if i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
you approach a girl and tell her
"my friend over there wants to know if you think i'm cute" |
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| Moral Hazard |
| Listen, I'll make you a deal.... if you suck my cock, I'll you. |
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| Slylee |
hey moral,
floorfiller wants to know if u think i'm hot. |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
That's great! |
Yes, the trick is to not bust out laughing or shudder as you're saying it. |
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