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Pick Up Lines (pg. 16)
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
"excuse me.. would you like to have my babies?"
that doesnt work btw ive tried it.. but its a good conversation starter |
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| Masonious |
girl...was your daddy a mechanic?? cause every time i see you, my nuts tighten.
if she has a sense of humor, she'll at least talk to you. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by requiemofnanqel
works for me ;) :p :wtf: |
worked on my girlfriend too ;) :D |
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| Ripped Bag |
| quote: | Originally posted by arek
"bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...":wtf:
"bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..":wtf: :wtf:
"bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....":wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
"that's the sound of the ambulance, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart." |
Hilarious movie!
I actually tried that line, and got a laugh cause she liked the movie :wtf: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| So, I may not be the hottest guy here... but I'm the only one talking to you, what do ya say? |
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| requiemofnanqel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
"excuse me.. would you like to have my babies?"
that doesnt work btw ive tried it.. but its a good conversation starter |
:stongue: :haha: :tongue2 |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
girl...was your daddy a mechanic?? cause every time i see you, my nuts tighten.
if she has a sense of humor, she'll at least talk to you. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| requiemofnanqel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
girl...was your daddy a mechanic?? cause every time i see you, my nuts tighten.
if she has a sense of humor, she'll at least talk to you. |
:haha: :stongue: this lines classic, i like..Lol..cute icebreaker :toothless |
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| Floorfiller |
| "here is my STD test results and i got a vesectomy...now we can have casual guilt free sex as much as we want!" :gsmile: |
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| UWM |
"Have you ever had a 12 inch penis?"
"No, okay good because mine isn't either." |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
"Have you ever had a 12 inch penis?"
"No, okay good because mine isn't either." |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
at first i looked at that and thought you were asking her if she ever had a penis...:stongue: which is also good to check out i suppose :wtf: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
at first i looked at that and thought you were asking her if she ever had a penis... |
LMAO me too
best pickup line evAR....
FOR A FREAK SHOW!!!!:nervous: |
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