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| TranzAddict |
| Hey peeps, well im bor3d and this is something ive had in mind for a while....whats your best pickup line....:p |
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| Vivid Boy |
| ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick |
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| TranzAddict |
| lol...alrighty then |
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| Perfect_Cheezit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick |
And this would be pleasurable for you how?
Unless, of course, the prospect of some girl smelling your penis is exciting to you, in which case I think you very well may have the strangest fetish I've ever heard of. |
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| itsTrueSonic |
Here are a couple of lines i like to say :
"Hey are you from Memphis? Because you are the Ten I see..."
"Hey there sexy lady .. what would it take for me to go out with a sexy lady like you"
"Hey there .. why don't the two of us enjoy a bottle of cham-pagn-nagne? "(champagne, but i pronounce it this way... the francais way.. hahaha)
"Hey there .. would you like to see me do a dance justin timberlake taught me ?"
I make my phone ring automatically and pretend i am talking with some hot movie star (justin timberlake, colin farrell, ashton, p diddy .. whoever) and that gets the chicks ..
"You have a nice rack .. I can tell that they are not artificial.. i would love for you to milk my children..."
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
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| wwu.punisher |
Oh, and my favorite is...
"Nice shoes, wanna ?" |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
And this would be pleasurable for you how?
Unless, of course, the prospect of some girl smelling your penis is exciting to you, in which case I think you very well may have the strangest fetish I've ever heard of. |
Oh, look, TAs favorite is back online.
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| Wicked Neo |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
And this would be pleasurable for you how?
Unless, of course, the prospect of some girl smelling your penis is exciting to you, in which case I think you very well may have the strangest fetish I've ever heard of. |
Final warning to u punisher, i'm getting sick and tired of your posts
the ban button is beckoning . . .
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| Floorfiller |
| "hi i'm william hung. that's right i'm not really cool, but i had 15 minutes of fame. you want bang?" |
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| LoCa |
| quote: | Originally posted by itsTrueSonic
Here are a couple of lines i like to say :
"Hey are you from Memphis? Because you are the Ten I see..."
"Hey there sexy lady .. what would it take for me to go out with a sexy lady like you"
"Hey there .. why don't the two of us enjoy a bottle of cham-pagn-nagne? "(champagne, but i pronounce it this way... the francais way.. hahaha)
"Hey there .. would you like to see me do a dance justin timberlake taught me ?"
I make my phone ring automatically and pretend i am talking with some hot movie star (justin timberlake, colin farrell, ashton, p diddy .. whoever) and that gets the chicks ..
"You have a nice rack .. I can tell that they are not artificial.. i would love for you to milk my children..."
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
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you're right... big time :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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