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Pick Up Lines (pg. 7)
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| Floorfiller |
i just keep it simple...
"touch my butt" |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hey moral,
floorfiller wants to know if u think i'm hot. |
Assuming that your avatar is you, I certainly do think you're hot. Except, you may want to use a foundation with less of a greeny tint. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i just keep it simple...
"touch my butt" |
god damnit jason... |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Assuming that your avatar is you, I certainly do think you're hot. Except, you may want to use a foundation with less of a greeny tint. |
hahahh u know what foundation is. ur pus&& whipped! :p |
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| Floorfiller |
| works everytime hahah ;) |
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| Moral Hazard |
| My buddy (Slylee, you'll recall the story of the guy answering the door naked holding my dog... same guy) just walks up to girls and says "so, would you like to ?".... he gets slapped a lot but 90% of the time ends up going home with someone. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahahh u know what foundation is. ur pus&& whipped! :p |
I've always had a keen interest in understanding all things female... it ends up being a great advantage because girls actually think I'm listening too them and that I relate to them. That's the real trick in picking up a woman.... I pretend I'minterested in whatever the hell she has to say... if I can do that she'll feel special, if she feels special I'll feel vagina. |
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| Azz3D |
| all girls want just dont admit it |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
all girls want just dont admit it |
what about bull dykes.... do they want cock? |
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| Slylee |
| yea sometimes we girls just like to get treated like sluts...even if we're not. i bet even the ones that slap him regret not going home with him. |
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| Cal |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
“Hi. My two favorite things in the world are commitment and changing my lifestyle for a woman.” |
Bahahaha yes!!! I'm stealing that one.
Here's a line for y'all:
"Are you single?" |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I've always had a keen interest in understanding all things female... it ends up being a great advantage because girls actually think I'm listening too them and that I relate to them. That's the real trick in picking up a woman.... I pretend I'minterested in whatever the hell she has to say... if I can do that she'll feel special, if she feels special I'll feel vagina. |
hahahah yea u and uwm are the Pros |
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