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Pick Up Lines (pg. 11)
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
gawd moral...those are dumb and too obvious...c'mon u gotta spit better game than that. i'd laugh if i heard some of the ur posting:p |
Usually I don't use any line. I just make eye contact, flash a smile and then introduce myself. Again, the goal is to make her feel special, I do that I win. |
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| Cal |
Try this on
You: "Excuse me" (wait for her response)
Her: "Yes?"
You: "Could you......smile for me?" (smile as you say the smile for me part)
Her: *smiles involuntarily*
You: "Great......See ya" Turn around and SLOWLY walk away.
Odds are pretty good she'll grab you and start chatting YOU up
Am I right ladies? |
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| Moral Hazard |
what's got two thumbs and likes blow jobs
*point at self with thumbs*
This guy! |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
what's got two thumbs and likes blow jobs
*point at self with thumbs*
This guy! |
haha that reminded me of a kind of bad joke.
ill tell it anyways
which one doesn't fit: meat, eggs, a blowjob, your wife? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
haha that reminded me of a kind of bad joke.
ill tell it anyways
which one doesn't fit: meat, eggs, a blowjob, your wife? |
Well I like meat eggs and blowjobs so I'm gonna say my wife |
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| Floorfiller |
"do you own a vibrator?"
*falls to the floor and starts convulsing*
"try the Jason4000 today...free of charge!" |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
"do you own a vibrator?"
*falls to the floor and starts convulsing*
"try the Jason4000 today...free of charge!" |
I think that may scare them off. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Well I like meat eggs and blowjobs so I'm gonna say my wife |
almost
a blowjob
you can beat your meat, you can beat eggs, and you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!
:stongue:
(i dont condone hitting women) |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
almost
a blowjob
you can beat your meat, you can beat eggs, and you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!
:stongue:
(i dont condone hitting women) |
Sweet! |
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| Slylee |
before chosing the proper pick up line, one must understand the complexity of the male and female brain.
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| UWM |
| The female diagram is highly inaccurate. The 'bitch' section should be like 75% of the brain. |
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| Slylee |
| yea and there's a huge, "I THINK I'M FUNNIER THAN I REALLY AM" gland missing in the male brain too. |
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