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Drunken English Pre Match Shít (pg. 2)
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by Coup
hahaah!! |
well if you were hungry, starving and , does a frog really look THAT appetising...in fact appetising enough to become a delicacy?
at least roastbeef is a proper animal lol |
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| DjDeComp |
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| Ian^ |
roast beef like that :p |
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| Mako |
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| DjDeComp |
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| DjDeComp |
| Im done good luck and have a nice day:gsmile: |
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| LoCa |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjDeComp
FRENCH FRIES!!!!! |
BELGIAN FRIES!!:tongue2 :tongue2 :tongue2 |
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| Ian^ |
An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good.
lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after each receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Englishman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Engishman in horror he said smugly: "Please fix deux pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).
The American was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your people are the kindest and most generous in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The American replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 1000 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave". The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 1000 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheik asked.
"Tie the Frenchman to my Back" he replied |
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good.
lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after each receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Englishman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Engishman in horror he said smugly: "Please fix deux pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).
The American was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your people are the kindest and most generous in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The American replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 1000 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave". The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 1000 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheik asked.
"Tie the Frenchman to my Back" he replied |
LMFAO @ THE JOKE ABOVE!!!!!! BWHAHAAAAHAHHAHA |
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| Shito |
Now I can understand why English girls are so frustrated, dreaming of a french guy to make them reach heaven... :p
Contrary to you guys who seem not to have anything to do on Saturday evenings, French people have a life... But I think you should be happy that nobody was here tonight, that's quite a good way for you to avoid a really hard kick in your big beer drinker asses! ;);)
Anyway don't worry, at the very moment the match will start tomorrow, we'll have convinced you you'll have no chance to win. And after our victory, you'll hear about it for a long time, so we hope you'll be as friendly and chatterer as you're now! :D
Good night guys, and don't wank too much, that's no good for your heart: you'll need energy to survive once your own Arsenal hero Thierry Henry will have killed all your hopes thanks to a beautiful hat trick! :eyes: :p ;) |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by o
Now I can understand why English girls are so frustrated, dreaming of a french guy to make them reach heaven... :p
Contrary to you guys who seem not to have anything to do on Saturday evenings, French people have a life... But I think you should be happy that nobody was here tonight, that's quite a good way for you to avoid a really hard kick in your big beer drinker asses! ;);)
Anyway don't worry, at the very moment the match will start tomorrow, we'll have convinced you you'll have no chance to win. And after our victory, you'll hear about it for a long time, so we hope you'll be as friendly and chatterer as you're now! :D
Good night guys, and don't wank too much, that's no good for your heart: you'll need energy to survive once your own Arsenal hero Thierry Henry will have killed all your hopes thanks to a beautiful hat trick! :eyes: :p ;) |
Q: What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A: The basketball team showers after 4 periods.
:p we really need to beat you now tho else we look stupid :stongue: |
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