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| Jackson |
I got a few.
1st one is slightly long.
"a preist goes fishing with a parishoner....the parishoner catches a big fish, holds it up and say's to the priest, "Wow, look at what a big son-of-a-bitch!"
The priest immediately says, you can't use that kind of language around me, I'm a man of the cloth....
The parishoner reply's, "What, thats the name of the fish son-of-a-bitch?"
the priest then says, well give that son-of-abitch here, i'm gonna show hime to the bishop.
The pries walks into the church holding up the fish and says to the bishop, "Look at what a big son-of-a-bitch!", the bishop, hastily replies, father you can't use that language your a man of the cloth.
The priest says well thats the name of the fish, son-of-a-bitch......
the bishop then says, well give that son-of-a-bitch here, i'm gonna show'em to the cardinal...
The bishop walks into the cardinal's office with the fish and says, "Look at what a big son-of-a-bitch!"....the cardinal, floored by what the bishop says, replies, your a holy man, you can't use that language....the bishop rebutt's, well that's the name of the fish, son-of-a-bitch....
The cardinal quickly says, well give that son-of-a-bitch here and we'll cook him for supper.....
Well sitting around the dinner table, the priest says, "Man, that was a good son-of-a-bitch...", the bishop says, "Best son-of-a-bitch i've ever had..", the cardinal says, "UmmUmm, i want some more of that son-of-a-bitch....", well there's a young new priest at the table listening to all this going on, quickly looks up and says....."You mother ******'s are all right..."
A man walks into a bar...
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| {b.s.e.} |
what's funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby with down's syndrome :thepirate |
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| TweeK |
What did the naked man tell the elephant?
cant touch this nutts |
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| Echo of Silence |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
what's funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby with down's syndrome :thepirate |
:conf: |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
:conf: |
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| MarathonMan |
What do you do when you see your wife staggering in the kitchen?
Reload
Doctor,doctor, everytime I look in the mirror I get a hard-on.
Thats's because you're a c*nt! |
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| Floorfiller |
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
see you next month. |
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| kaz1_2ghz |
Q: What did one lunch plate say to the other?
A: Lunch is on me.
:) |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
see you next month. |
only one I liked! :haha: |
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| fitom tiel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
see you next month. |
that's hot |
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| Mebot |
Why does a fly fly?
Because it has special powers! |
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| Jackson |
| i dont get it............ |
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