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Lateral Thinking (pg. 9)
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
(my posts were hints, they didn't have and 'e's either :p) |
i saw that one before. i took a class my senior year that was based on lateral thinking. i think i posted some of the riddles in a thread on here a while back. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Why would a blind man need sunglasses? |
they all like to wear sunglasses, cause they eyes may look weird and shouldnt be seen by others. |
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| Nell |
| a man jumps off of a building, he dies half an hour later... |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
a guy lives on the 12 floor in a apartment building. in the morning, he gets on the elevator, goes to the 1st floor and out the door to work. when he comes back, he gets on the elevator and goes to the 8th floor, from which he walks the rest of the way up.
why doesnt he just go to the 12 floor in the elevator?? |
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| La5eR |
Ok ive got some more.
How does a blind man know when to stop whiping?
Why is water wet?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Why can you pee on the floor but it takes a real person to on the ceiling?
How old is too old?
What happens to mimes if they cough?
Will the sun ever set in the TA empire?
If I pay you for a burger I eat tomorrow will inflation make me gain or loose money? |
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| enferno |
Repeat after me: silk silk silk.
What do cows drink? |
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| bobba lou |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
:D very good.
i won't lie, i thought about it. so did my 2 bosses...both attorneys, so i didn't feel THAT dumb. :stongue: |
no one hire those attorneys!:stongue: |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
Repeat after me: silk silk silk.
What do cows drink? |
Milk!! haha you almost got me!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
(yes, they drink water)
first time I saw that It got me though
*Edit* The blindman could be buying the sunglasses as a gift |
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| fitom tiel |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
a guy lives on the 12 floor in a apartment building. in the morning, he gets on the elevator, goes to the 1st floor and out the door to work. when he comes back, he gets on the elevator and goes to the 8th floor, from which he walks the rest of the way up.
why doesnt he just go to the 12 floor in the elevator?? |
you got it all wrong. he takes the elevator straight to his floor when there's someone else in it. |
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| fitom tiel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
a man jumps off of a building, he dies half an hour later... |
he got shot on the way down and landed on a safety net? |
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| Geoff |
Three really hot chicks go to a motel and rent a room. The deskman charges them $30 for the room. The manager of the motel comes in and says that the deskman has charged them too much, that it should only be $25.
The manager then goes to the cash drawer and gets five $1.00 bills,
and has the bellboy take the money back to the three chicks. On his way
up to the room, the bellboy decides to give each of the chicks only one
dollar apiece back and keep the other two dollars for himself.
Now that each one of the chicks has received one dollar back this means
that they only paid $9.00 apiece for the room. So three times the
$9.00 is 27.00 plus the $2.00 the bellboy kept comes to $29. Where is
the other dollar? |
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| eye_03 |
..taxes?
haha, good one |
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