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Good sex? (pg. 21)
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
LOL. This imagery is way too much. Sounds like you've been studying up on the most unsexy things possible. |
You don't know the half of it buddy. The wierder the better. Another one of my favorites is to lay my sack out on the driveway and have her drive over it with the van, then back up over it, then drive over my sack again, and repeat until I pass out. When I wake up she's usually at it with the pipe wrench again. She just can't get enough, that crazy bitch. Especially when she decides to tie me to a chair, tie one end of a rope around my nuts and the other end around the doorknob of an open door, then slam the door as hard as she is able. That's when she's feeling nice! Remember I have to pay a girl to do these things! Amazing, no?! |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
You don't know the half of it buddy. The wierder the better. Another one of my favorites is to lay my sack out on the driveway and have her drive over it with the van, then back up over it, then drive over my sack again, and repeat until I pass out. When I wake up she's usually at it with the pipe wrench again. She just can't get enough, that crazy bitch. Especially when she decides to tie me to a chair, tie one end of a rope around my nuts and the other end around the doorknob of an open door, then slam the door as hard as she is able. That's when she's feeling nice! Remember I have to pay a girl to do these things! Amazing, no?! |
You must have some balls of steel, by now. :haha: :haha: |
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| Radagast |
Seriously...did I kill the thread now? I thought we were getting into the really freaky stuff.
You know, like when you lay your balls out and she drops a penny onto them from the roof of a skyskraper...that kind of stuff. |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by JayD
Which fingers? Index, pinky? Middle maybe?
How about slipping in a fist. Think she'd notice?
I tried putting a finger a few times and it didn't work.. Girls usually just tend to remove your hand from there if they're not into it and keep trying to get off.
I'm sure with some girls it's a total turn off switch and they wouldn't want to procede with anything.
JaY |
I think you just deconstructed her ploy. ;) |
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| AlphaStarred |
| right..so i hear lots of females love to deepthroat to the extent of asphyxiation...out with it, you freaky females on TA! :D |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
I think you just deconstructed her ploy. ;) |
Yeah no eh?? How redundant to ask me such questions. |
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| JayD |
Haha.
The day that I see a girl stick a first up there in person I'd be too amazed to procede with intercourse. If I try anal sex after seeing some like that I think you all would have to come looking for me from being swallowed by her ass.
JaY |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Yeah no eh?? How redundant to ask me such questions. |
Have to commend you on your timing though. Placed smack in the middle of all the serious discussion sexwise it was quite believable with your wording. If at first you don't succeed.. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
Have to commend you on your timing though. Placed smack in the middle of all the serious discussion sexwise it was quite believable with your wording. If at first you don't succeed.. |
I'm dead serious about the shocker reccommendation. Joking about the fisting. |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I'm dead serious about the shocker reccommendation. Joking about the fisting. |
Yeah. He started confusing me for a second. I was pretty sure all of you ladies said you enjoy anus play, and meant it. |
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| d-miurge |
| Never forget : Sex is good in the navy ! |
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| Sand Leaper |
| Now I'm lost. Who said anything about fisting? :conf: |
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