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Good sex? (pg. 24)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
You've actually gotten one. That's hilarious. :haha: :haha: |
No way, I wish. The quest for the ever-elusive Blumpkin is as arduous and fruitless as looking for the Holy Grail or the fountain of youth. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Only you Jon! Only you, who could say NOTHING that would creep me out, could manage to do so with nothing more than a simple glance! I've looked into the eyes of a three-toed-sloth, and what I saw was not as evil as your gaze! Truly chilling! |
Flatterer.
*blushing* |
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Flatterer.
*blushing* |
Don't patronize me Jon. I won't have it. |
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| ClubGoddess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i never understood people (girls especially) who go out clubbing and meet a hot guy and go home with him...or have sex with him after haning out like once. mental stimulation is everything, so if i dont really know someone as a person, then i can't get into the sex. |
I agree |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Don't patronize me Jon. I won't have it. |
But it's what I do best. You'll have it and you'll like it. Or else I'll cram it down your throat.
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
But it's what I do best. You'll have it and you'll like it. Or else I'll cram it down your throat.
:) |
Why does it taste like plastic? |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
To crazy robot: I'm talking to the infamous Jonathan Brandis here! Couldn't you tell?! |
No, I dont watch movies :(
I probably should, but I can never sit through one. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Why does it taste like plastic? |
I think the more appropriate question is: what's that stuff leaking out of your anus? |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
F that. The best time to be completely unabashed with your sexual behaviour is with randoms. When else can you try naughty and not care if the other person isn't down with it!?
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I totally agree.
The wildest sex is never had in relationships (although the best sex uaully is), people are too scared to be judged, or get jealous, or think that a boyfriend/girlfriend should act or be a certain way, quite simply boyfriends get ripped off generally, unless the chick is super cool.
The wildest sex is always had when a girl is single and dying for attention or when she's got a boyfriend and she really hates him and doing this stuff is done to get at him or an act of revenge, or to really impress someone. I've seen guys that get the missionary position twice a week while half the street is ing their girl up the ass. With security comes a loss of adventure and satisfaction is often got from other areas like emotional closeness rather than new sexual adventures.
The above holds true unless a girl really does not like random sexual experiences and likes to know someone first, and feel like they trust them, before they get adventurous. And this usually lasts until the girl gets really really hurt or dumped badly or cheated on and then they begin to not care as much and let loose a little, and I think this is a really good thing for people to experience.
Back on topic, growing up in the country I feel for some of my old mates that get boring country girl sex where being adventurous means the girl being on top now and again. I think its good for your personality to date someone that is much wilder than yourself at least once, who can teach you things, and you learn to deal with some of their previous sexual adventures and running into people that have done wild things because it opens up your eyes.
There is nothing worse than a young inexperienced guy that gets really jealous quickly, acts immaturely and does not enjoy a girl that has sexual prowess instead getting wrapped up in worrying about how many people they have slept with or things they have done when drunk years ago. Its a good lesson in accepting people for who they are, and not being caught up with someone's past instead accepting that if you like someone what has happened to them in their life made them who they are today so you can't have one without the other. |
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| igottaknow |
| wtf happened to my thread? i leave you alone for 1/2 day and the place is completely trashed. :whip: :p |
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I think the more appropriate question is: what's that stuff leaking out of your anus? |
Jon! Such a naughty boy! If you must know, I have diarrhea! It's a common symptom of caffeine overdose. It shouldn't be an obstruction should it? You don't mind do you Jonathan? |
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