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the best joke evar! (pg. 4)
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. |
I heard this on a sketch years ago. Funny then.
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. |
This is the only one I've really liked so far :D |
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| lücid |
you damn racists. the whole point of this thread was that it started with a joke that WASN'T racist. and all you fools can think about is making fun of blacks and jews.
:p |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
What do you call a black man who flies an airplane for a living?
A pilot, you ing racist!!
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HAHAHAHA oh my god... |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
LOLLLL :wtf: |
I didn't do it. :o
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Just one ":haha: " isn't enough?
:wtf: |
Nope. :o
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
HAHAHAHA oh my god... |
I didn't get that joke. :conf: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
I didn't get that joke. :conf: |
when u ask that joke, and the person sits there and thinks about it, like they are trying to think of some racist answer, then u say, "a pilot u racist"
get it??
it's like they were expecting some sort of racist punchline after you asked. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
when u ask that joke, and the person sits there and thinks about it, like they are trying to think of some racist answer, then u say, "a pilot u racist"
get it??
it's like they were expecting some sort of racist punchline after you asked. |
exactly... and it's even funnier if the person tries to guess. probably the 2 worst possible answers to the joke i heard when i told my friends were "drug dealer" and "hijacker". |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
when u ask that joke, and the person sits there and thinks about it, like they are trying to think of some racist answer, then u say, "a pilot u racist"
get it??
it's like they were expecting some sort of racist punchline after you asked. |
Oh yeah...:o NOW I get it...lol...:p
I had a long night, so my brain cells aren't working too properly...:o
Thanks for the heads up, Jamie. :) |
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| Yan |
Wow.
Go post that in the ongoing thread. Should get much more of a response.
Damn... |
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| DarkAngel |
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Wow.
Go post that in the ongoing thread. Should get much more of a response.
Damn... |
Nah, that thread has reached the too serious stage. Heh, I would say it belongs here. Read the comment about the Amsterdam Cup at the bottom Q&A part. |
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