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the best joke evar! (pg. 7)
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?
acne doesnt come on your face until your 15. |
eww dude:nervous:
hey has anyone caught that remake of the jackson trial on Channel E! ? lol it's crazy, they can't show actual footage, so they're reenacting it and they're using this white dude w/ a f'd up pointy nose to play MJ...it's hilarious. |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hey has anyone caught that remake of the jackson trial on Channel E! ? lol it's crazy, they can't show actual footage, so they're reenacting it and they're using this white dude w/ a f'd up pointy nose to play MJ...it's hilarious. |
i havent seen that but i saw on comedy central they had a reporter outside the courthouse. and the guy yells out "hey michael, keep walking if you're guilty!!!" |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
i havent seen that but i saw on comedy central they had a reporter outside the courthouse. and the guy yells out "hey michael, keep walking if you're guilty!!!" |
hahahahaha, yes!!!! i saw that on the Daily Show last night. in' hilarious. i love that guy. :D |
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| occrider |
Little Bobby goes up to his mom one day and starts asking her some questions.
He says, "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?"
Bobby's mother responds, "God is both a man and a woman, sweetheart."
He asks another question, "Is God black or white?", and his mother replies,
"God is both black and white."
Bobby raises another question, "Mom, is God gay or straight?", and his mother replies, "God is both gay and straight."
So little Bobby asks his final question, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?" |
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| squirrelly |
What's long, black, and smelly?
The welfare line. |
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| ierxium |
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention (the assembly line for the automobile) changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."
Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself."
The befeathered fellow at the Gate takes Ford to the Throne Room and introduces him to God.
Ford then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God replies, "Ah, yes."
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. there's too much front end protrusion
2. it chatters at high speeds
3. maintenance is very costly
4. it constantly needs repainting and refinishing
5. it is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days
6. the rear end wobbles too much, and
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm...." Replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Henry Ford, "but according to the computer, more men are riding my invention that yours." |
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| Streakfury |
| Oooooo, cheap shot Squirrely. :p ;) |
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| occrider |
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands. |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
Oooooo, cheap shot Squirrely. :p ;) |
I thought it was funny. :disbelief |
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| squirrelly |
Here's another one: What's long, black, and smelly?
The unemployment line.
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
Here's another one: What's long, black, and smelly?
The unemployment line.
:haha: |
:wtf: |
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