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the best joke evar! (pg. 6)
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
LMFAO That's gold!
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you condemned me in the special olympics thread a few months back for telling the same joke. :stongue: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
you condemned me in the special olympics thread a few months back for telling the same joke. :stongue: |
I did? :conf: My memory is horrible...
Well, for what it's worth, I hereby recant that. ;) |
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| occrider |
Why do brides wear white?
So your dishwasher will match the other appliances.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there's twenty of them! |
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| ierxium |
There were 61 passengers in an airplane. Sixty Americans and one Mexican.
The airplane starts losing altitude because of the weight. The pilot says: "We must lose weight!"
So to avoid an accident they start throwing stuff off the plane: suitcases, seats and the floor.
With no floor on the plane all are left hanging from a tube. But again the pilot insists that they need less weight. So the Americans start saying: "Throw the Mexican!"
But the Mexican trying to save his life says: "Viva U.S.A.!"
The Americans clap.
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| jonze234 |
whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?
acne doesnt come on your face until your 15. |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
There were 61 passengers in an airplane. Sixty Americans and one Mexican.
The airplane starts losing altitude because of the weight. The pilot says: "We must lose weight!"
So to avoid an accident they start throwing stuff off the plane: suitcases, seats and the floor.
With no floor on the plane all are left hanging from a tube. But again the pilot insists that they need less weight. So the Americans start saying: "Throw the Mexican!"
But the Mexican trying to save his life says: "Viva U.S.A.!"
The Americans clap.
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ok rarely do i not get a joke, but this happens to be one of those occasions... please explain :D |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?
acne doesnt come on your face until your 15. |
:wtf: |
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| Cal |
This guy is drinking at a bar. Eventually he gets so unbelievably faced, the bartender throws him out. The guy gets to his feet, all pissed off, and starts traversing the parking lot, trying to remember what his car looks like. In the middle of the lot, he meets a friendly nun.
He looks at her for a looooong second, and then punches her right in the titty! The nun falls down on the ground, crying, and the guy proceeds to kick the living crap out of her! Finally, the nun is knocked the out!
The guy squints down at the nun, spits to the side, and says:
"What now Batman?" |
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
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ok rarely do i not get a joke, but this happens to be one of those occasions... please explain :D |
Americans that were hanging from the tube started clapping so they fell off the plane?
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| Sunsnail |
ahh didn't catch this
With no floor on the plane all are left hanging from a tube. |
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