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A joke as it's fcuking sh1te in here (pg. 6)
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| chojin |
| come on! it's friday and im at work! i could do with a laugh :( |
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| basd |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
come on! it's friday and im at work! i could do with a laugh :( |
Two words:
Robert Pires. |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by basd
Two words:
Robert Pires. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| basd |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
i dont get it |
Didn't see Match of the Day last Saturday? Thought all Brits watched that religiously, like all Dutchies wear clogs and stuff :p |
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| Project 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by basd
Didn't see Match of the Day last Saturday? Thought all Brits watched that religiously, like all Dutchies wear clogs and stuff :p |
rofl |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
A thousand chavs fighting on top of a cliff. They all fall off.
Who wins?
Society. |
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| shades_of_gray |
| quote: | Originally posted by _Ocean_Drive_
A thousand chavs fighting on top of a cliff. They all fall off.
Who wins?
Society. |
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| shades_of_gray |
its lunchtime at school and 2 children are playing in the sandpit (sally and johnny), and raj the pakistani, is the one left out playing in the playground on his own, they are only 6 years old
the children get called in, and the teacher goes up to sally and says "what u do at lunchtime?" sally replied "i was playing in the sandpit with johnny" oh good said the teacher, "if u can spell sand on the blackboard, ill give u a biscuit"
so sally spells it, and the teacher gives her a biscuit
johnny enters, and the teacher goes up to johnny and says "what did u do at lunchtime johnny?" johnny replied "i was playing in the sandpit with sally" oh good says the teacher "if u can spell sand on the blackboard, ill give u a biscuit" so johnny goes up to the blackboard and spells it, so the teacher gives him a biscuit.
Raj the pakistani, comes in, and the teacher says "hello raj, what did u do at lunchtime???" raj replys "well sally and johnny wouldnt let me play in the sandpit, so i was in the playground on my own"
oh replys the teacher, "thats racial discrimination!"
"if u call spell racial discrimination on the blackboard ill give u a biscuit" |
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| Chris Larkin |
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR! |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Larkin
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR! |
just awful :clown: |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by shades_of_gray
its lunchtime at school and 2 children are playing in the sandpit (sally and johnny), and raj the pakistani, is the one left out playing in the playground on his own, they are only 6 years old
the children get called in, and the teacher goes up to sally and says "what u do at lunchtime?" sally replied "i was playing in the sandpit with johnny" oh good said the teacher, "if u can spell sand on the blackboard, ill give u a biscuit"
so sally spells it, and the teacher gives her a biscuit
johnny enters, and the teacher goes up to johnny and says "what did u do at lunchtime johnny?" johnny replied "i was playing in the sandpit with sally" oh good says the teacher "if u can spell sand on the blackboard, ill give u a biscuit" so johnny goes up to the blackboard and spells it, so the teacher gives him a biscuit.
Raj the pakistani, comes in, and the teacher says "hello raj, what did u do at lunchtime???" raj replys "well sally and johnny wouldnt let me play in the sandpit, so i was in the playground on my own"
oh replys the teacher, "thats racial discrimination!"
"if u call spell racial discrimination on the blackboard ill give u a biscuit" |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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