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A joke as it's fcuking sh1te in here (pg. 7)
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Larkin
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR! |
:D :D :D :eyespop: |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Larkin
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR! |
why was the pirate movie banned?
because it was rated ARRRRRRRR! |
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| shades_of_gray |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Larkin
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR! |
i like it! |
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| kr00t0n |
Lynford Christie is looking to join a country club to take up golf.
He's goes to this one, but encounters a doorman.
"I'm sorry sir, we do not allow people of colour into our club, but if you continue down the road for about 10 minutes, you will find a club that does."
"But I'm Lynford Christie."
"Oh I am sorry sir, I'd say about 5 minutes then."
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| RickyM |
Did you hear about the man who thought he was a jelly baby?
The doctor chewed the head off him :D |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Lynford Christie is looking to join a country club to take up golf.
He's goes to this one, but encounters a doorman.
"I'm sorry sir, we do not allow people of colour into our club, but if you continue down the road for about 10 minutes, you will find a club that does."
"But I'm Lynford Christie."
"Oh I am sorry sir, I'd say about 5 minutes then."
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| basd |
What's the worst part about raping a 5 year old?
Washing the blood off your clown suit.
Time to go back to NLTA. |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by basd
What's the worst part about raping a 5 year old?
Washing the blood off your clown suit.
Time to go back to NLTA. |
That's a fine line you're treading on there bud. :D :p :D :p :D |
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| basd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
That's a fine line you're treading on there bud. :D :p :D :p :D |
I know, I know.. :p |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by isoterra
you've just:
a) told by far the worst joke ever created
b) wasted 3 minutes of my life
c) killed the thread
kudos :p |
Can I redeem myself?
Amother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,
get the hell off now...cause this is the last ing stop! And all of you
sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're
rolling down the ing tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers, please remember to gather all of your belongings, thank
you and I hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you
just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "And For those of
you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see that ing bitch
in the kitchen... |
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| shades_of_gray |
| quote: | Originally posted by willson
Can I redeem myself?
Amother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,
get the hell off now...cause this is the last ing stop! And all of you
sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're
rolling down the ing tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers, please remember to gather all of your belongings, thank
you and I hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you
just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "And For those of
you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see that ing bitch
in the kitchen... |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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