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SPOILER THREAD - 24 (pg. 14)
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| igottaknow |
dear walt,
IM CUMMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!111111
sincerely,
jack bauer
ps
DIE YOU IN FCUKER :whip: :whip: :whip:
ps ps
AFTER IM DONE WITH YOU IM GOIN TO DOWN THE PRESIDENTS THROAT FOR BEING SUCH A DUMB |
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| Vlad |
THE MOLE HAS BEEN FOUND OUT!!!
He's comin' fo' yo' asssssss! |
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| RapidFire |
| good twist on the CTU mole though. thank god it wasnt a real one again |
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| Marc Summers |
What the hell? It's only the 3rd episode, and almost all the moles/badguys have been revealed!
WHAT CAN HAPPEN NEXT! There is going to big a huge twist at some point. CrAzY |
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
What the hell? It's only the 3rd episode, and almost all the moles/badguys have been revealed!
WHAT CAN HAPPEN NEXT! There is going to big a huge twist at some point. CrAzY |
5th episode actually.
I wonder who that guy is that is running the attacks. There is definitely a big twist coming, and Kim is somehow coming back into the show in a few weeks. |
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| lücid |
my heart stopped beating for a minute when Jack was outside the room with Audrey and Diane in it! :eek:
this season is insane so far... so much action! Jack isn't in' around.
and that douchebag President Logan needs to be killed 8 times. |
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| CGRumler |
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ing hates lemonade.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better ing do it.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Deaf people listen to Jack bauer.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ing hates lemonade.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
classic... |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
classic... |
I concur. some great ones :D |
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| airmartin |
| Those Jack Bauer quotes, absoloute genius and that Armin mix was so damn cheesy, yet kinda' liked it. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by CGRumler
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
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I rolf'd so hard to this in the libary that ppl are both disgusted and angry!
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