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| RickyM |
A man is standing looking into a shop window when he turns to his wife and says "That's the one I'd get", pointing. Next thing, he's attacked by a cyclops.
Took me a while to get it. |
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| BigMike |
| I dont get it:conf: Is the cyclops actually a cyclops or is it slang for ? |
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| Demoted |
| Apparently, this is how I interpret it. He's saying "that's the one I'd get" which sounds a whole lot like "that's the one-eyed git" "git" being an insult in the UK meaning something near to "vile and contemptable person". I guess he was accidentally saying this near a cyclops whom took offense to the jab at his demeanor and therein attacked the individual who spoke of such dismay. |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Todd
come on ricky, you're better than that |
I didn't make it up mate ;) |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
Apparently, this is how I interpret it. He's saying "that's the one I'd get" which sounds a whole lot like "that's the one-eyed git" "git" being an insult in the UK meaning something near to "vile and contemptable person". I guess he was accidentally saying this near a cyclops whom took offense to the jab at his demeanor and therein attacked the individual who spoke of such dismay. |
Makes sense. Doesn't make if much funny tho. |
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| chojin |
re-reading jokes to get teh funnay = (N)
whats the difference between pizza and jews?
pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven
:eek: :eek: :eek: |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
annnnd while were attacking jews.
how do you fit a million jews into a car?
1 in the front seat, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.
:eyes: [/endhatred] |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
annnnd while were attacking jews.
how do you fit a million jews into a car?
1 in the front seat, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.
:eyes: [/endhatred] |
hear about that new german toaster?
it seats twelve
edit:
what do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
an erection |
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| sakabatou |
| good joke, took me a while to get it. |
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| cambece |
thats not very funny...oh well
Cambece |
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| Azz3D |
A guy walks in a bar with a set of jumper cables..bartender says "hey buddy don't be starting nothing in here...."
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"
Two fish are in a tank one says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive." |
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| sakabatou |
| 3 blondes walk into a building, thought one of them would have seen it. |
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