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| Orbax |
If you want motivation shave everything from your neck to your toes, put on the smallest, tightest pair of underwear you have, get drunk off of beer.
Place a mirror in front of the toilet and sit down on the toilet and relax your gut and sit with bad posture.
If you dont want to go to the gym that second, youre either perfect, or happy with being fat. |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Tell that bastard to give me tips on how to make me le hot. |
how about letting your hair grow out? |
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| Amelia |
| quote: | | Ladies, for those of you that work out and go to the gym on a regular basis, how do you inspire yourself to go when you feel like , particularily during that time of the month? Is there any suggestions on how to make things a little less crappy? Perhaps some home remedies to help?? |
I go because I feel just to cheer me up and have a look at some good looking gyus.;) if i dont go particularily during that time of the month IŽll feel worse.
The best diet supplementary for me is L-carnetine, you kill 2 birds with one shot. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
such as gocusing on the love handles. |
Gocus! |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Gocus! |
Somebody can me to gocus? |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Amelia
I go because I feel just to cheer me up and have a look at some good looking gyus.;) if i dont go particularily during that time of the month IŽll feel worse.
The best diet supplementary for me is L-carnetine, you kill 2 birds with one shot. |
L Carnetine?
Never even heard of it, can you give me a little info?
I know you are supposed to have a higher protein diet, and I personally need a higher iron diet, so I have been eating a lot of beans. However, beans may be the magical fruit, but it's also the fruit that demands toilet time. Any suggestions for this?
Thanks Ygrene for the tips :) I don't know if I have the strength to get myself up in the morning and work out. We'll see. I'll try a couple times. Haha! |
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| Masonious |
For me, motivation occurs every morning when I'm shaving. I'll be working on the left cheek or something then, all of a sudden, I'll just stop...transfixed at the perfection filling my eyes. I'll lean forward and just stare at myself, sometimes I'll cry a little like I'm watching a beautiful baby being born, except instead of 1 beautiful baby it's like 10 being born in perfect harmony, except instead of 10 beautiful babies being born in perfect harmony it's me standing in front of the mirror naked.
I'll look up toward the heavens and scream, "Why!!?? Why did you make me so beautiful?! Why me?!"
Then I workout. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
For me, motivation occurs every morning when I'm shaving. I'll be working on the left cheek or something then, all of a sudden, I'll just stop...transfixed at the perfection filling my eyes. I'll lean forward and just stare at myself, sometimes I'll cry a little like I'm watching a beautiful baby being born, except instead of 1 beautiful baby it's like 10 being born in perfect harmony, except instead of 10 beautiful babies being born in perfect harmony it's me standing in front of the mirror naked.
I'll look up toward the heavens and scream, "Why!!?? Why did you make me so beautiful?! Why me?!"
Then I workout. |
I  you. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
I you. |
:happy2: |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
For me, motivation occurs every morning when I'm shaving. I'll be working on the left cheek or something then, all of a sudden, I'll just stop...transfixed at the perfection filling my eyes. I'll lean forward and just stare at myself, sometimes I'll cry a little like I'm watching a beautiful baby being born, except instead of 1 beautiful baby it's like 10 being born in perfect harmony, except instead of 10 beautiful babies being born in perfect harmony it's me standing in front of the mirror naked.
I'll look up toward the heavens and scream, "Why!!?? Why did you make me so beautiful?! Why me?!"
Then I workout. |
*force feeds himself MORE butter-flavored Crisco* |
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| HardTranceProd |
Being in shape isn't about exercising...
It's about eating right... |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
*force feeds himself MORE butter-flavored Crisco* |
noooooo! your penance is complete, i need you to continue to inspire me in the workout thread!! :whip:
(though you not getting the cap for Pumping Iron yesterday might have to be included somewhere on my tombstone) |
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