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Sick Jokes Thread
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| Jackson |
We've all heard some...we all know them...
heard this one recently:
Whats the similarities between eating a Pork pie and going down on an 80 year old?
You have to bite off the crust, then lick out the jelly before you finally get to the meat!
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| Esiotrat |
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
in gross! |
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| Boomer187 |
| i think everyone knows my microwave baby joke :( |
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| washout |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
i think everyone knows my microwave baby joke :( |
*gets excited*
tell it please !! |
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| gehzumteufel |
q: how many black men does it take to tar a roof?
a: depends on how thick ya slice them! |
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| kadomony |
Kid: Mommy! I hate Daddy's guts!
Mom: Shut up and keep eating! |
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| Omega_M |
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name :o |
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| david.michael |
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Rape. |
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| DJ_Eternal |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
q: how many black men does it take to tar a roof?
a: depends on how thick ya slice them! |
Haha :haha: |
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| Jackson |
How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?
Blender
How do you get them out again?
Doritos!
Urgh...i really didn't want to resort to dead baby jokes. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by washout
*gets excited*
tell it please !! |
How long does it take to microwave a baby?
I dunno, I was too busy masturbating. |
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| smakmagik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
How long does it take to microwave a baby?
I dunno, I was too busy masturbating. |
was better left unsaid |
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