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messed-up situation (pg. 5)
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| elFreak |
lol
do you promise to keep us updated?
"if nothing happens you will have a cool roomate"
until she starts bringing home dudes.
also: pics or stfu
you guys are slow. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
until she starts bringing home dudes. |
Webcam + WiFi Network = Free pr0n! :gsmile: |
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| elFreak |
+1
i always find masturbation more interesting if you are crying. |
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| denys envy |
worst thing that'll happen - you end up kicking her out in a couple of months.
set ground rules too. she has to walk around naked. like that.
don't be an idiot. |
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| LinX |
| umm i would totally let her move in. |
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| noikeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Gee, it sounds like she likes you a lot. There might even be S.O. material here (that means Significant Other for all of you not down with the lingo)! However, if you plan on moving in with her when there are other males there, I would be wary of one of them taking her from you!
So here's what you do:
Find a park with lots of trees, you know, one with lots of food? Find a sort of soft, but not wet, patch of ground and begin digging. Don't stop until you can't go anymore. If you dig all the way to the bottom, you'll have your main hallway. From there, begin hollowing out dens for food storage and a narrow burrow for your offspring. I, personally, was raised in a nice neighbourhood all of my life, so I stole as much string and knitting material from Michaels as my coat could bear, then made myself and potential family a little beddy-bye in my underground lair, but YMMV. You can get soft, downy material almost anywhere that the wind blows garbage to, and most of that is perfect for lining your little love cave. At this point I think you're ready to invite her over for drinks and mating, don't it up! Candles are a must, as the only possessions you have to burn are those you scrounged for anyways, so no worries!
We'll expect pictures of your first 2 litters in 5 months. Don't let us down! |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by daphunky1
email some girl on craigslist |
does not compute. |
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| rT19 |
| tap her and ASK QUESTIONS LATER... God damn newbs |
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| T-Soma |
If you need to get rid of her in a few months just start doing to disgust her...
Refuse to bath,
Masturbate in the open,
Borrow her underpants for a dress up party without asking and leaving skid marks in them,
If she does bring home another guy, just keep asking to join in and tell her to gtfo if she doesn't let you.
That's the cor way of doing things anyway. |
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| daphunky1 |
Well she's moved in. Day 1.
I think 2 of the dudes aren't talking to me. |
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| hundred |
why are they dogging on you because you brought in a chick you somewhat have feelings for? i dont get it, unless your friends were planning to have orgies and since you have feelings for this chick you won't let them touch her..
EHHHH? |
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