|
Other peoples' babies (pg. 5)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
Nothing more annoying in life than a twat who is a dick to their parents. |
there is a hermaphroditic contradiction here. |
|
|
| Zild |
| What a dick. I ing love babies. |
|
|
| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
What a dick. I ing love to eat babies. |
fixed |
|
|
| Aortik |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
So, there I am at lunch with her and her baby... watching the circus that appears to be parenthood. I saw my friend all "amazed" and "wowed" at every little motion and/or sound the baby would make, and in my head I was saying, "I don't get it. That baby is just wriggling around with no control of its body... where's the amazement?" Then she would talk to it as if she was having a conversation with someone who truly undertsands what is being said. Again, I'm there thinking, "Ugh... how boring that must be. You know the kid doesn't know what you're talking about. Why are you wasting your time?" I know you have to communicate with them of course, but I feel stupid talking to babies and kids who obviously don't know what I'm saying... which is part of the reason I can't stand to be around them. |
Now you know how the rest of us feel when we have to read your posts in the PDD.
DO HO HO!
No, I'm just kidding, or am I? |
|
|
| Aortik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
To be fair though, the little new-borns are pretty cute, in their weird little way.
I love their tiny little, perfectly formed hands, with tiny little fingernails.
Makes my dick look huge. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
|
|
| Aortik |
Many infants in the animal kingdom are specifically evolved to elicit feelings of sympathy, just as adults are programmed to be receptive to such devices. It is far more conducive to survival, therefore it's a trait I don't see being phased out anytime soon.
I think most people eventually learn the wisdom and worth of seeing something grow and learn and develop in life.
I, myself, do not want children, but some of them are quite tolerable to be around at times if you give them a chance. I still hold that children are almost always the result of their parents or otherwise upbringing though, so if you find children to be irritating or unbearable, it is because their parents are probably miserable pieces of . |
|
|
| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by coroknight
Thats pretty much what happens to me. I tense up and have no idea what to do.
DOES NOT COMPUTE :conf: |
Ditto, and I'm a girl. I just...hold and am like "Okay...I held it, take it please."
They gross me out hardcore, especially when they start drooling. :nervous: |
|
|
| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Makes my dick look huge. |
WOW that was disturbing.
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
I don't like kids and I don't even like being around them.
I don't think they're funny, cute, or special.
I avoid them because I cannot summon a sufficient display of feigned awe and I end up offending the parents. |
didn't realize you were such a bitch
:p
i don't know if some of you are just taking the piss, but wtf is wrong with you all?!! does the miracle of life have no meaning to you?! you have to ignore some of the annoying habits to allow for the deeper meaning to come through. and i'm not even talking religion here...
such s on this board :rolleyes:
ps. I EFFING LOVE BABIES!!!!!  |
|
|
| DJ Mikey Mike |
| I ing hate babies, children and all things related. |
|
|
| DJ Damerchi |
When I look at babies, I am instantly overwhelmed with compassion. I know that these lil buggers are going to encounter tremendous suffering in this life. I look at the child and realize that it is going to be heavily molded by the environment it's raised in, then be personally held accountable for negative traits picked up in said environment when it reaches an old enough age. An environment it didn't choose mind you. It's really a mean twisted joke(life) depending on how you look at it.
Imagine Angelina caught the eye of another girl in the orphanage. do you realize how such a trivial event can have a collassal impact on the life experience of these 2 orphans. One is a wealthy hollywood insider and the other will live in a state of continous struggle- all based on the irrational decisive factor of Mrs. Jolie's emotions.
I am usually not uncomfortable around babies, but depending on who their parents are, i tend to trip out as i play out this baby's life in my head, and how nurture(or lack thereof) will play it's part.
I'd have to agree with Fayraree that many posts have been coming off as cold to be honest. I can't blame you guys for being honest with how you feel however.
we waz all babies at a point |
|
|
| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
didn't realize you were such a bitch |
;)
| quote: |
i don't know if some of you are just taking the piss, but wtf is wrong with you all?!! |
Not everyone thinks a drooling, wiggling pile of flesh that is akin to a pet at that age (but more demanding and less rewarding) is cute.
| quote: | | does the miracle of life have no meaning to you?! |
Nope
| quote: | | you have to ignore some of the annoying habits to allow for the deeper meaning to come through. |
No I don't
| quote: | | and i'm not even talking religion here... |
My god could kick your god's ass. |
|
|
|
|
