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How to Piss with Morning Wood (pg. 10)
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Darkarbiter
Well probably not, but surely the smell/feeling of your partner being there has some effect. I always get a morning wood if I've slept with my partner the night before and I wake up next to her, and always stronger than the normal random ones too.
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I meant more in the sense that it's not entirely dependent on a partner being there. The severity of it is most likely different but it doesn't mean you won't get one if you're alone (which is what I think some women assume) :) |
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| Darkarbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
I meant more in the sense that it's not entirely dependent on a partner being there. The severity of it is most likely different but it doesn't mean you won't get one if you're alone (which is what I think some women assume) :) |
Yeh I was agreeing.
Just because they've got a boner doesn't mean they find you attractive even.
but seriously, if a women is horny because she's seen your erect penis she probably isn't thinking logically :gsmile: (not that women think logically normally anyway)
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
'The man in the boat.' :haha: |
It's the old man. He's quite wrinkley. |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by woscar
You dream about masturbating? :stongue:
Shouldn't you be ing Gisele Bundchen or some ? |
If it's supposed to be a "nightmare", isn't it more embarrassing to be caught walking naked/fapping in front of your classmates than ing a hot supermodel? (you'd brag about that !) :(
I save the supermodels for my lucid dreams. :o |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by djhaziel
basically a is a like a spongy muscle that gets filled up with blood during an erection , what I do is try to squeeze the blood out the penis' head also known as the " Glans " and back to where it came from ,as you squeeze it you can almost feel through your hand a strong current of blood flow going back in to your pelvis.
It works after the fifth time I do it . :) |
lol i'm pretty sure my bf does that. if he's trying to fight a boner in the morning (like he has to be at work and we dont have time for sex but he's horny) he walks around getting ready squeezing his penis. i'll have to ask him if that's his way of stopping the boner, i never thought to ask him. |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
We are all that is man! Yes, I am a strong-armer too.
I've just contacted the local university here to commission a study on the correlation between people who stand up to wipe and people who use the strong arm method. Three confirmed cases here.
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Yes, I stand up to wipe. :eek: |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Darkarbiter
It's the old man. He's quite wrinkley. |
:wtf:
Are we all talking about the same man in the boat?
Mine's a taut little pink pea.
wrinkley maybe with Stifler's mom... :gsmile: |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol i'm pretty sure my bf does that. if he's trying to fight a boner in the morning (like he has to be at work and we dont have time for sex but he's horny) he walks around getting ready squeezing his penis. i'll have to ask him if that's his way of stopping the boner, i never thought to ask him. |
LOL
would there be any other reason for walking around squeezing his dick? :haha: |
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| Slylee |
| i guess not. i just never really put 2 and 2 together until i read haziel's post. i had a flashback of all the times he did that and was like OHHHHHH lol |
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| Ania_xox |
this thread is getting me all hot n bothered thinking about my man's erection
so fess up guys
who tried to superman this morning? |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
Yes, I stand up to wipe. :eek: |
You're not alone, Cloudburst. I too, stand up to wipe. It's just easier and you have more freedom to move your arm around... lol. |
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| Slylee |
| bahahahah there goes ania's boner |
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| Ania_xox |
no way :disbelief
if anything, I am now even more engorged...
edit:
ya
no
can't even go there.... talk > wiping technique |
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